JENNA AND TONIC

“*Hic*! Here'sh to ya, Jennnna and Barrbarra...lesh partaaaay!
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“barbara is a honey!”

“I would do em both!”

“yeah, prolly.”

“at once???

hmm....”

“I go drinkin' with em' all the time. Sometimes Jenna lets me do body shots off of her. Pops Bush don't like me too much!”

“Bring your own bottle next time, he might be more forgiving!”

“LOL! They're skanks and from inbred heritage!!!”

“When President Bush was visiting washington, the twins, who are old time friends, visited me and stole my bottle of Vodka! I followed them back to their hotel and asked for it, but they had drunk it already in their limo.”

“you're making that up.”

“ken, no I'm not. We used to borrow each others clothes. They got mad at me, because when I returned their clothes, I had taken them out a size to fit me. That Barbara got real b!itchy. I think it's just because I looked better in her clothes, so I have forgiven her.”

“you're still making that up.”

“This thread is also strange. I am seeing alot of weirdness around here lately. June 1st, it's the start of summer weirdness.”

“hey girl, your newness is showing!”

“Yeah, it's been kinda normal as of late.”

“New, newly, newbie, newbalicious girl here. Sorry, I had no idea that it got this way.”

“it gets waaayyyyyy worse. Just wait until winter!”

“Are those 2 chicks the president's kids?”

“I think walkindude has been on the trail too long.”

“I think so.”

“I just kinda heard something on the radio about the President's kids getting busted for DUI.”

“I mean, I think they are walkindude.”

“yeah and put away wet. hahahahaha”

“Big deal.

So dubya's two lesbo daughters have a substance abuse problem. So does their old man. The idiots of this country voted for him anyway.”

“Big shock, underage drinkin in Texas, THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!”

“So were these two 1)amnesiac (they forgot that everyone is watching them, gleefully waiting for them to screw up) 2)making a statement to their friends or parents 3)doing what they always do, but a key protector was missing that night?”

“ken, Barbara put a move on me, yep, I had to crack her. There ended the friendship with the BUSH twins.”

“I'm glad to see the First Family has some of the same problems as average american families. Heck, I was able to get cited 5 times for underage drinking before I was 21 and I'm doing fine. Or at least, that's what my probation officer tells me :)”

“And I thougth it would be boring in the White House with Bush in there. At the time I didn't realize he had a couple of wild @ss kids. hehehehe”

“Which one is which?”

“Once they're nekkid, It don't matter which is which.”

“amen, dude!”

“Let the poor girls grow up doing the same activities most others their age are doing!

Who didn't try to buy and/or drink alcohol at 19?”

“...and from the pics I've seen, they both are eye candy!”

“Two good looking young ladies named BUSH! Come on the pere pressure must be murder. LOL”

“You guys are bad! I wondered what kind of drink that was when I read that on the other thread. LOL”

“at least they aren't lying about their drinking, unlike their father.”

“Recon we could get the Bush chicks into backpacking?”

“get some bush in the bush?”

“I think that Drinking Bear could probably convince them.”

“This picture of Jenna getting down and dirty is from Ilovebacon.com

http://ilovebacon.com/fooddrink/060501e.shtml


Fun gal, sloppy drunk.”

“WHO YOU CALLIN A HIC?”

“Lookit! It's Moe, Curly and Larry Bush!
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“Recon they would ever consider starring in a cheap homemade porno.”

“Yet another Jenna picture from Ilovebacon.com

http://ilovebacon.com/fooddrink/060701d.shtml”

“Yeeha! That says a mouthful alright.”

“I don't know how they get off labeling Liddy Dole as a homosexual though.


I know that my first day on campus, I got my pub card before I got my meal card. I had my priorities straight!”

“At my age my drugs of choice are Tylenol and Tums.

At least I'm not at the viagra stage yet.”

“I hope Violin that you are aware that faggots to Brits are torches, not gays, and were teasing about Liddy. That's part of the Joan of Arc metaphor the writer was building in the article.

Of course knowing Texas's recent history with big bonfires and drunken college students, Jenna may be facing a literal rather than literary danger in the Lone Star State, LOL.”