JENNA AND TONIC

“Ohhhh...
Thanks for explaining pekka.”

“Fags are cigarettes...to English folk!”

“For Pete's Sake! They are college girls, let em' have a few beers. I am sure all the guys that dated Chelsey were wasted when she was in college! Get them goggles on boys. The drinking laws in this country are a bunch of B.S. that was pushed through Washington by do gooder lobbyists who are out of touch with society.

How maky people here had a beer or a joint before they were 18?”

“When I was in college, it was beer and wine only, between 18 and 21. Then at 21 you could buy hard liquor. I don't know why they thought beer and wine was safer. We had great keg parties! A lot of students became serious alcoholics though. I don't know if raising the drinking age to 21 helps prevent that but there is research that people are more easily addicted to a substance, like cigarettes, when they are younger. But you can't pick and choose which issues make you an adult at 18 versus 21. And the age of consent, 16 or 17? We somehow encourage kids to not grow up (i.e. take responsibility for their actions). My parents were the opposite, they treated us like grownups from age 10 or so. I didn't fit in with a lot of my school peers until college (I went early). At college you have a lot of kids who are goofing off, but a lot of them are serious. They know that their parents are making financial sacrifices to give them a good education, and they know they have to make the best of that opportunity.

When my brother went to college I talked him into signing up for a dorm study floor, where the serious students would be. He was always a major jock, but he wanted to get a good education. Unfortunately the school lost his paperwork and finally put him in a dorm that had its own psychiatrist assigned. He tried to get into a fraternity so he could move out of this crazy dorm, but got caught during initiation activities (when my mother got the letter she was laughing hysterically because the "activities" were so Animal House) and got kicked out. Later he went to U of A (BAMA) and got almost straight A's.

The Bush sisters, because of who they are, can not party in public until they are of age. They are on everyone's radar screen. They should just accept this as part of their circumstances. They will be 21 soon enough.”

“faggot: a bundle of sticks, twigs, branches bound together and used as fuel. So we move from the fuel for a bonfire or burning at the stake, to a burning torch made of sticks, to the shortened "fag" for a burning bundle of tobacco, to "fag" or "faggot" for a "flaming" homosexual.

If I was Liddy Dole and I saw Bob and his dog all excited over Brittney Spears at the end of the Pepsi commercial (anything more pathetic and perverted than the Viagra spokesman clutching his pencil and ogling a teen dream?), I might contemplate switching teams, too, LOL.”

“that part of that commercial is hilarious!”

“?How many people here had a beer or a joint before they were 18??
?Buddha Bear
5:35:37 AM
6/14/01

I think the easier question would be how many here didn?t (at the same time even).”

“Violin, I didn't have a beer until way over 22 years old. Didn't like it then and still don't like it now. Never had a joint yet...and don't plan on having one ever.”

“I never really got into the booze or beer thing. Never aquired a tast fot it (thank God). As far as drugs go, I prolly smoked pot less than 10 time in my life. It always made me too paranoid to enjoy it. Plus I stayed messed up for two days. I couldn't deal with it. No more for the Dude.”

“I 've never smoked or toked, just gone to parties, but I never inhaled! Actually I took one puff of a butt early and coughed and hacked and never did it again, same for a joint. I just can't figure out what wopuld make people try to put smoke directly into their lungs????

Only drank for 2 years of my life, legal age, about every 6 weeks. One day, decided not to anymore. (I was hung over.) So after that I went to bars and had screwdrivers sans vodka. I was the designated driver before that was popular. To be honest, I have never missed alcohol in any way, it was the orange juice I liked in the screwdrivers, my drink of choice.”

“18, violin? Why wait that long? We're pretty puritanical about our drug intake over here, whether it's the "got to protect us from ourselves" voices, or the "law and order" voices.

One more offense, and Jenna goes to jail for 180 days. Now THAT'S puritanical. Maybe we could put her on public display in the stocks. That'd teach her a lesson!”

“i have never drank nor smoked AT ALL!!

especially since i was 14, or whatever, i can't remember!”

“The Dude does not imbibe.”

“I only drink on days that end in 'y'.

But seriously -- they are not like Chelsea Clinton. Chelsea was a minor while living in the White House. These two girls are 19 and legally adults. They are fair game the same as Roger Clinton and Billy Carter. It's hypocrisy for the republicans to claim otherwise.”

“Yeah. I wanna see pics of them picking up trash and roadkill on Saturday morning like all the other offenders.”

“I've never done drugs, and was drinking beers when I was 17. Give the girls a friggin' break for pete's sake. I think that the people who keep harping on this are gossip hounds or something. It's just a beer!

--Formerly Drinking Bear (I've learned the rror of my ways, and boy did I pay for it in my last hike)”

“Remember Billy Beer?

I wonder if we'll be seeing Jenna & Tonic by Tanqueray in a couple of years?”

“Anybody know where I can get the cocktail glasses labeled 'WWJD'?

I saw one yesterday and about split a gut.

WWJD stands for
'What Would Jenna Drink'.”

“sweet!!”

“Have fun burning those fake IDs!”

“Members of the Future Biker Babes of America.”

“I'm praying for the Bush Girls Gone Wild video...”

“
Eh heh heh... He said "Bush"!”

“We got them drunk in Columbus this weekend, and they turned over 20 cars and started numerous fires.... then the media blamed our residents..... what a bunch of BS!”

“Jynnan Tonnix are okay, BUT...


"Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit, it says.

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
- Oh that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean
fish!!!

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture
(it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in
memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the
Marshes of Fallia.

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin
Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve,
spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.

Sprinkle Zamphuor.

Add an olive.

Drink ... but ... very carefully ..."

- The Guide, entry: "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster", page 27.




Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Ol' Janx Spirit
For my head will fly
My tongue will lie
My eyes will fry
And I may die...

Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Ol' Janx Spirit!


- Ancient Orion Mining Song”

“If you were to fuse beavis and butthead, you would get Koy Detmer.

”

“Pound sand Faye!
Koy is da MAN today, ba-beeee!
Kicked 9er a$$, and left alittle for the 3rd string!”

“Koy doesn't need to be defended. Even the 49ers came out to wish him well as he was being carted off the field. Koy has heart.

And A.J. isn't half bad either. Oh, third stringer comes into the game and connects for six two plays later. Gosh, that was hard - NOT!”

“Damn goldfish everywhere ya go these days...”

“That was coy.”

“Man that was corny.”

“So was the goldfish remark.”

“(now Lizs will show up with 9 million puns about CORN)


<ARGH>”

“They're not called puns in Iowa. They're called verities.”

“bun mo'?”

“Go back to Austin's margarita palace, Chuy's, where the bartender called the cops on you. Tipping is optional.

Since you are a Bush, beware of pretzels.

Every time dad uses the word "evil" in public - down a shot.

Leave the public hurling to your grandfather.”

“So if I get stoned, I'm just carrying on
an old family tradition.

<quote>Hank Williams, Jr. </quote>”

“April 7, 2005 -- VIDEOTAPE of Jenna Bush in very high spirits at a bachelorette party is being sold and could end up on national TV by the end of the week. Luckily for Jenna, the cameraman missed "the high point . . . Jenna on all fours doing 'the butt dance' — and doing it very well — as guys were ogling her thong," - NYPost”

“Party outreach, Violin.”

“Boy am I glad I didn’t vote for her!

or

so what?”

“Well good! This answers some questions about which direction our Nation's moral compass is pointing!”

“oh please, who here hasn't done "the butt dance" now and again! lol.

is Jenna the cute one?”

“I'd do the Butt Dance if I had one.”

“Wanna go dancing, Lyra?”

“very funny! hi bearmagnet.”

“OMG! The most disturbing part of the article was that it was a 90's theme lounge! I haven't gotten past the 70's theme yet!



Bearmagnet was probably egging her on!
last edited: 4/08/05 1:34:28 PM”

“Whats up?

I would love to dance with two Bush's”

“Wait till Dad finds out she was dancing with one of the Secret Service guys!”