I love Nepal!

“Q: Who shot JFK?
A: It was an accident.

Q: Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky?
A: Accident.

Q: Civil War?
A: Accident.”

“Machine guns don't kill people. Well, sometimes, but only by accident.”

“What you been smokin RL?”

“That was an accident.”

“As I understand it, in Nepal the reigning Monarch is beyond reproach, son until Sonny (the prince) died, he was the ruling monarch. He could not do wrong (see rule #1) therefore it had to be an accident. He croaked, so now the "truth" (whatever that really is) can come out.”

“The birth of Kathy Lee Gifford (nee Crosby), I hope that was an accident!”

“If the king of Nepal is infallible, and the Pope is infallible, and they disagree about something, who is right?”

“Our newspaper carried the story of eight murders (including the King and Queen's) on page 12. But two days later, when the gunman croaked, a huge front page headline said THE KING IS DEAD. It was twisted.”

“That whole Nepal monarchy deal is twisted sh#%!”

“Don't everybody just love those rich spoiled brats with guns?”