A thread for Tarpy

“Well I woke up Sunday mornin'
With no way to hang my head that didn't hurt
The beer I had for beakfast wasn't bad
So I had a second for dessert

I fumbled in the closet through my clothes and found my cleanest,dirty shirt

Then I washed my face and combed my hair and then stumbled down the stairs to meet the day

I'd smoked my mind the night before
with cigarettes and songs that I'd been pickin'...”

“who wrote that? it's extremely fitting!”

“Johnny Cash... ole' piss pants Tarpy can't hold a candle to the "Man in Black"!”

“nice!”

“I did some Shrooms this weekend, I was F'd up Saturday, the toilet came alive when I was peeing, it was groovy man!”

“Just what sort of "life form" did your "Johnny" become?

A thundering piss
a mighty flush
and a hearty, "Hi Ho Silver....Awaaayyyy!!!"”

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It was only a matter of time before things were going to start dancing out of the toilet bowl. ”

“Whadafuh!”

“This was a great thread!”

“uhmmm call it what you will”

“Did you have any pre-trip stress?”