TT Time Zone

“What time zone is mattthewebmaster in? Ever notice how the TT website posts messages 10 to 13 minutes before any other clock in the Universe?

What is up with that? Computers can keep track of time can't they?

STOP! You have entered the TT ZONE!@”

“Matt is from tennesse”

“I hope you haven't stabbed the babysitter. What happened to your curfew?”

“Matt is in Centeral time zone. From the sound of it, he lives in Columbia Tennessee.”

“Just seeing what time it posts”

“My clock says 8:17”

“The server is prolly Eastern time.”

“9:30 here Mountain”

“I think the clock for this site is a several minutes faster than real time. I'm thinking about 7 minutes or more.”

“WOW more like 15 minutes off from my clock. Times is 11:55”

“I was wondering about that. I have enough trouble writing in the present.”

“aaarg! I guess I am doomed forever to the IDIOT's way of HTML. Cut and paste!”

“Oh yeah.

that would be ”

“Aaaarg!!

www.time.gov

help meeeeee!”

“Yes, I am in the central time zone. The web server is up in Boston, so that explains the eastern time zone. But if anyone can figure out the missing 10-15 minutes, NASA may want to talk to you about time travel.”

“whoo-hoo!

party at matt's crib, yo!”

“Matt's on bar time, or, he's been abducted by aliens and has that "missing time syndrome".”

“So the server's in Boston, eh? Must have something to do with the "Big Dig". The boondoggle project has taken all our road repair money. Now they're stealing our time, too.”

“www.time.gov? The time is controlled by the government? OHMAGAWD, Arclite! More govmint interference!”

“6:48 AM”

“Snacktime!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Missing time . . . scary stuff, Grandma.”

“Matt, do you think you could pick up the phone and ask them to reset the time?

I mean come on. A little effort? If you need some muscle to get these chowder eating weenies to set a clock I am sure Kleety will back you up.

I am sick of mediocrity.”

“kyw newstime 9:56 edt”