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BLAME CANADA!
BLAME CANADA!
BLAME CANADA!
Tarp Rat
11:32:27 AM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Mkay?
Tarp Rat
11:33:06 AM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Tarp Rat, you are sooo strange. I hate to admit it, but I am growing to love you. Your strangeness is unrivaled in my part of the universe.
newgirl
12:00:25 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
If any thing ever goes wrong, blame canada. There is nothing you can do about, just blame them!!
Ice Tea
12:36:11 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
(now ain't that cute)
flyguy6x
12:42:52 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Is Ice Tea old enough to be blaming Canada?
Rabbitman
1:14:04 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Step 1: Instead of @ss say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of $Hit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this 'poo is cold"

Step 3: With b1tch drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fu$k any more cuz fu$k is the worst word that you can say...

So just use the word mmkay!
Tarp Rat
2:53:01 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
MMKAY!
kleetn
2:58:56 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME TARP RAT!
null
radagast
2:59:39 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Katherine, oh Katherine! Yes, yes, yes!!!

MmKay, that was nice!

I'll call ya, eh?
flyguy6x
3:11:20 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Bunshole! I'm laughing and people are staring at me.
running girl
3:29:25 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
what a crock of poo, dumb-buns.
radagast
3:32:55 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Why don't I understand you guys? Am I the freak? And who in the world is Katherine?
newgirl
3:32:56 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Kay is the best!
flyguy6x
3:35:18 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
she loves me. oh, yes.
radagast
3:35:34 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
who knew, new?
radagast
3:37:48 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
"that deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball. . ."
pisgahforest
4:43:29 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Alright.. Alright I'm warnin' ya. We're pretty much unarmed and not afraid to ..um stand around alot when the poo starts. So no pickin on Canada
bc_trailguy
4:47:18 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Pisgah, have you seen the rock opera? I saw it about 4 1/2 yrs. ago. Pretty cool.
newgirl
4:47:35 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Rock opera, shmock opera. Try Joe's Garage instead. Now that's interesting.
ken
4:53:34 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
SHUT YOUR FU$KING FACE UNCLE FU$KER!
Tarp Rat
4:56:12 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Do you mean Uncle Meat?
ken
5:03:38 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Okay, Tarp, enough South Park for one day.
newgirl
5:12:05 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
I think he meant Uncle Fester.
flyguy6x
5:13:32 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
You're an Uncle fu%ker too!
Tarp Rat
5:32:03 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Tarp, what do you do with your free time? I am pretty afraid of the answer, but I am willing to take the risk. Curiosity killed the cat.
newgirl
5:36:00 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
She digs ya Tarpie. Must be that gruff persona!
He's a parapalegic, altar boy with a subscription to Hustler. What's left to do?
flyguy6x
5:38:20 PM
6/07/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Zoinkies Fred, I think Scoob has gone looney!
Drinking Bear
7:04:54 AM
6/08/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
I'm just not going to touch this one this morning - but I'll be back.
gremlin
9:46:22 AM
6/08/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Woman tears partner's testicles out during row

A man's testicles have been ripped out during a row with his girlfriend.

He was taken to hospital in Pickering, Canada, for surgery to have them put back in.

She has been charged with aggravated assault.

The man, who hasn't been named, had been celebrating his 46th birthday. An argument broke out when he returned to the home he shares with his girlfriend.

Sergeant Paul Malik of Durham Regional Police said during the fight, the woman got hold of her partner's testicles and pulled so hard she tore them from his scrotum.

"Last we heard, he was at Pickering Ajax Hospital waiting for surgery to have them put back in," Sgt Malik said. "That was quite a birthday present he got."

The Globe and Mail reports the extent of the damage is unclear. Such an injury, caused by a person's bare hands, is rare says Philip Klotz, a urologist at St Michael's Hospital in Toronto.

"It must have been one hell of a pull," he said. "I've heard of the slicing off of a pen!s but the pulling out or off of testicles by a spouse or a human is pretty uncommon. I've never seen it and I've been in practice for 50 years."

The future depends on how much damage was done, Dr Klotz added: "If the testicles are pulled right off then it's goodbye Charlie, they're gone. He's not going to have any testicles."

"If, on the other hand, the scrotum was pulled off - that's the bag that holds the testicles - and the testicles are intact then it's not a big deal to sew the scrotum back on, depending on how badly it was wrenched off."
kleetn
5:01:21 PM
8/29/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
OUCH!

Really kleetn, I could have gone my whole life without hearing that story.
ChinaChas
12:51:04 AM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Hey, I got that move in my Kung Fu arsenal. Yikes.
stanlee
4:12:31 AM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
This story directly deals with backpacking. The 46-year old victim will no longer have to worry about chafing or finding a good home for "the boys".
kleetn
10:23:00 AM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Good Point Kleety

I miss BB..
Biz
10:24:10 AM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Oh, man, reading that hurts.
Le Subtil
10:26:47 AM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
You mean, "Oh, man, reading that, hurts."
Tarp Rat
10:43:14 AM
8/30/01

Hope this isn't too offensive
Violin
10:46:29 AM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Tarp Rat- I would miss you too

If you would ever LEAVE
Biz
10:49:27 AM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Where am I going?
Tarp Rat
11:24:36 AM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Canada? they're not even a real country anyway!!
tahoe
3:08:06 PM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Alright... That's it!! Hey Matt- How about a little censorship, here. He He

Watch it Tahoe, or we'll send a couple of our women down there to...
bc_trailguy
3:15:47 PM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
...Steal our furniture?
humanpackmule
3:16:34 PM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Sorry bc, couldn't resist. My buddy Eric Jean something lives in Montreal. He comes here to hike and camp. What is up with that? I thought that Canada would be a great place to explore.
tahoe
3:24:04 PM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Canada is an EXCELLENT place to explore.
humanpackmule
3:27:05 PM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
sshhh! We're trying to keep it a secret
bc_trailguy
3:28:02 PM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Do you get OLN (Outdoor Life Network)? They just finished a series on Canada spending one episode on each province.

Real nice.
Violin
3:38:24 PM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Bummer, missed it. I need to look into getting cable. Seems like they are finally starting to put interesting stuff on.
humanpackmule
3:43:30 PM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Ya I get OLN. (If we didn't have cable, I'd be forced to watch the CBC). I wish I'd seen that series, but, there doesn't seem to be much time for TV, lately.
bc_trailguy
3:48:01 PM
8/30/01

RE: BLAME CANADA!
Maybe we need to install some "V" Chips around here?
wingding0
12:46:53 AM
8/31/01

Canada a whiner and freeloader, says Buchanan

From Canadian Press

Canada is a "whining" country that has been ``freeloading" off the U.S. defence budget for decades, outspoken American talk-show host Pat Buchanan said today.
The latest attack to come from the failed Republican presidential candidate followed his televised comment that Canada is a "Soviet Canuckistan" - a term frequently used by an American Holocaust-denier.

Buchanan was responding to the objections Canadian officials made to a U.S. law demanding photos and fingerprints from some Arab-Canadian visitors to the country.

"Post 9-11, we've been making a tremendous effort to try to secure the American people," Buchanan said in a telephone interview from Washington, D.C., where he co-hosts a daily talk show.

"And to hear this kind of carping criticism from north of the border, from folks whom we give a $50-billion trade surplus each year and whom we defend while they have been in some ways freeloading off the United States, got a little bit into my craw."

"We exercise occasionally the right to criticize (Canada) and what I hear from up in Canada is some juvenile whining."

On Tuesday, the Foreign Affairs Department issued a warning to Canadians born in Iraq, Iran, Libya, Sudan and Syria highlighting a U.S. law that targets foreign visitors originally from those countries.

Two days later, Foreign Affairs Minister Bill Graham said he'd been told by American ambassador Paul Cellucci that everyone carrying a Canadian passport will be treated equally at the border, no matter where they were born.

On Friday, the U.S. clarified that apparent promise: finger-printing and photographing of some Arab-born Canadian citizens who travel there will no longer be automatic.

"Place of birth by itself will not automatically trigger registration," said a release Friday from the U.S. embassy in Ottawa.

While Buchanan called Canada a "safe haven for terrorists" and said Prime Minister Jean Chrétien had done an "appalling" job of securing the country's borders, he also said U.S. President George W. Bush has not done enough to counteract terrorism in his own backyard.

If Canadians don't want to visit the U.S. because they object to being fingerprinted and photographed, that's their prerogative, Buchanan said.

Buchanan's comments were first aired Thursday on the MSNBC show Buchanan and Press, with co-host Bill Press, on Thursday. Almost half a million people tune in for two hours daily to watch Buchanan, a notoriously conservative commentator who once wrote speeches for former presidents Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon, face off with the more liberal Press.

His reference to Canada as a "Soviet Canuckistan" apparently has some sinister origins. It's a term frequently used by American Holocaust-denier Eric Thomson on his Web site, a virulently racist and anti-Semitic site.

Buchanan's comments don't represent the way most Americans think, said Maude Barlow, spokeswoman for the Council of Canadians.

She said the remarks aren't "fair to most Americans because most Americans don't think the way Pat Buchanan does. But if you don't know anything about Canada and this is all you're seeing, it can spread a pretty vicious lie."

"He's using Canada as an excuse here to whip up racist sentiment in the United States, but what people need to start talking about right now is how to get along."

This week also wasn't the first time Buchanan has given Canada a verbal lashing.

In 1990, Buchanan wrote that if Canada shattered following the failure of the Meech Lake constitutional accord, "America would pick up the pieces."

Two years later, he said: "For most Americans, Canada is sort of like a case of latent arthritis. We really don't think about it, unless it acts up."
Violin
12:59:23 PM
11/04/02

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