Guess What My New Job Is

“I started a new job. I like the place, but it's kinda weird. The people are TOO NICE. Ever feel like you are living out an episode of Saturday Night Live? Well, SNL really did an episode about this place. Funny, funny stuff! Can you guess where?”

“ooohhhh...give me a hint”

“New York?”

“Greystone?”

“Okay, not a location. A company.”

“Samari Drycleaners?”

“You're a "resident," aren't you!”

“Greystone IS a company, a company of loons, wacos, cuckoos”

“No dude, but that Samauri stuff was hillarious!

fffred - I've been a resident all my life!”

“sirpete - Sounds a lot like where I work.”

“You work on the SNL News Desk?
Tell Baba Wawa I said Hi.”

“You are chef in a chinese restaurant...is it really cat?”

“If I give too many hints, it'll give it away.

Okay, hmmm, CHEERLEADERS.”

“I guess that rules out Mr Robinson's Neighborhood.”

“Illinois? Cheerleaders?Let me guess you work in Macomb at the Rams training camp.”

“"It's da landlord!"

adventurist - I HATE Chinese food! Hello kitty!

yet another hint - It's like a cult.”

“MukTuk - No, but hey, that's not a bad idea. Actually, the Rams Cheerleaders have been involved in the industry I work in.”

“A cheerleader Cult?!?!
Are you the guy that oils 'em down before a game?”

“Like a cult??
Do you live anywhere near Moroni?”

“You're freakin' killin' me dude. I won't be able to sleep tonight. Does somebody really do that? Sign me up buddy!”

“You'll be able to sleep good if you keep thinking about piling up cheerleaders.”

“OILING up cheerleaders!”

“And would you believe I don't touch alochol?”

“Walkindude--he could oil them up and then try to pile them up!”

“Hey, I'm all for pilin' up cheerleaders.

Yet another hint - they always take your picture.”

“Your doing Cult porno films with Piled, oiled Cheerleaders?”

“Maybe the cheerleaders have PILES! and he has to take pictures of them!”

“Need any help?”

“ROTFLMAO!!! I don't even know what piles are!”

“Just throw 'em on top of each other. It's gotta be fun.”

“Preparation-H would help...

OMG have I really stooped to this level??”

“MukTuk - Yes you have.

Now another hint (although my job suddenly seems EXTREMELY boring)... No plaid suits!”

“I knew it was porno.”

“That's because real men don't wear plaid.”

“WHERE in IL do you live?”

“You wouldn't be working at Hooters now would ya kiddo?”

“How bout - Road Racing and LeMond Bikes.”

“Naw, That aint it. Keep guessing.”

“Mount'n Mam - Ixnay on the ootershay.

MukTuk - I live in the Carbondale area.”

“A wayward home for pregnant cheerleaders?”

“My cousin's daughter was an LA Rams Cheerleader. Too bad I didn't know about it until she was done.”

“An Environmental Consultant?

Oh...That's me!”

“Walkin' Dude, you don't touch the drink, the drink touches you.

m-nutz, you are a prison guard at the womens state penitentory (sp)”

“fess up, you sell: Amway”

“You design and sell skimpy outfits to cheerleaders...my hero! Buddur...where did you find that job?”

“it IS hooters!”

“I do sell, not amway, not hooters and not porno.”

“Maybe no one else has seen this SNL, but it was hilarious!”

“You live in a van, down by the river and sell your services as a speaker to wayward teen age cheerleaders who don't get along with their parents.”

“By the way, when was the SNL skit? I haven't seen the show in the past 5 years because the NBC station here is owned by the mormon church and they've decided the show isn't ethical or moral enough for us. They refuse to air it. I'm glad I have stodgy moralists deciding which shows I can and can't watch because I'd be a much more evil person now if I'd been watching SNL.”