Yes I Am Really Starting A Thread About This

“Hey Drinking Bear - Jessica Simpson is on Leno tonight.”

“Oh, come on people!”

“That's it. I'm signin' off to watch Jessica.”

“WHAT A HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!”

“I'd do her.”

“YES, YES, YES, YES!!!! OH BABY!!!!”

“Who the hell is Jessica Simpson?”

“Ya missed it Steve. She was AWSOME!!!!!!
What does she do anyway?”

“Hmm, I don't know. What does she do? ME!”

“Actually she's Bart Simpson's Aunt. You know, Homer's sister.”

“S'pose she's ever been naked in the woods?”

“I'll tell ya m-nutz, is she a prize or what? i saw her in a video the other day. I just pressed "mute" kicked back and had a beer!”

“She'd be a much better performer if she were naked!”

“Those Christian babes are naughty I hear.”

“Mm(jessi)kay!”

“Pat Croce (76ers president) was on as well sparring with Leno and the partisan crowd. Kevin Eubanks looked splendid in his Iverson #3 Sixers jersey! Croce IS always that manic. (No, he is not related to Jim Croce)

I know, who cares!”

“Kobe cares.”

“You know she is barely 5'1" tall. HMMMMMMMM perfect height.”

“ThinAir, that was horrible.”

“That's it? You guys ought to give up cartoons. The real thing really is far better!”

“newgirl, I agree, I'm sorry. That was the the testosterone speaking.”

“newgirl - Get yer mind outa the gutter. 5 foot 1 is a very "complimentary" height. How tall are you?”

“That photo did nothing for me. There are plenty of women on Phil's photo page who are more appealing to me.”

“Ped
You are one slick b@stard. Which of the TT babes are you trying to flatter? LOL”

“M-nutz, 5'5". Medium height, very petite (okay, okay skinny) build.”

“newgirl - your description sounds quite "complimentary" also. May I buy you a drink?”

“LOL Dude!

Now if I was trying to flatter one, would I have said "plenty of women"?”

“You da man!”