“Last night was my little sister's 21st b-day. We really had an extreme celebration. I drank so many shots, I'm surprised I'm not in the hospital. Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know that I am super hung-over today and at work. I believe this is some type of karma problem. I could only feel this bad if I had done something evil and had to suffer the punishment. On the bright side . . . I met a guy!”

“From the title of this thread, I thought you were talking about a guy. Go home 'sick', drink some orange juice and sleep the rest of the day.”

“I thought this was a thread about kleetn's squirrel, or radagast.

What the heck you doing at work today, newgirl? You met a guy while you were really drunk? How romantic. Was he drunk too? Even better! Maybe you better give this another shot while you're both sober.

By the way, I'm LOL, because I've been there done that. Drink plenty of water, take two asprin, and post in the morning.”

“I knew you guys would think that was what I was referring to. I just love using "sneeky" titles. I met him when we first got to the bar (before I proceeded to make a fool of myself). We are going to try it again when are sober. We have plans tonight. Being a single mom, I have to put men through a serious 4 to 5 phase screening process.”

“Newgirl, please dont tell me you met Tarpy! He is known for the super hangover...”

“could I hear those phases please. I'm sure that I missed 1 or 2 of them before I married my present wife. I like to believe that I am still teachable. Enlighten me oh great one”

“"I thought this was a thread about kleetn's squirrel, or radagast."

heh heh heh heh heeeeeeeehhh!!!!”

“Is that a 4 to 5 phase drinking process?”

“I can't reveal the process. It is a secret screening that the screenee doesn't know is happening. If I told you, you'd be able to fake your way through. He didn't pass the third phase, though, so. . . .”

“meaning...he didn't call they next day?”

“Somethin' like that, LeSubtil.”

“hear that, newgirl?

i'm fiercely hung.

i'm like... attila the hung.”

“Rad is Chinese. His real name is Won Hung Lo.

Oooooooo... sorry.”

“Long Dong Too!
Have any TT'rs gotten past phase 3 yet?”

“That was really cute, Rad, thanks for the adorable image. Buddha Bear, by phase 3 I should have met the guy. So no, no TTers have made it.”

“Yes, I would open the door for you.”

“Ferget four and five -
lets start at phase sex-I-mean-SIX.
Hehehee!
do;”

“sex is NOT the answer!











sex is the question.

yes is the answer!”

“lol rad!”

“

Well, I can't get enough of your love, babe...

”

“Nice pic, rad. You've obviously spent a lot of time in the sun since I saw you.”

“and i put on a few hundred pounds, too.”

“Well, being a gentlemen is part of the test, Buddha Bear, but it takes a few more skills than that. He was a MT cowboy, so he thought he had me by doing the gentleman act. I've seen it before though, it has to be sincere.”

“It's good that you can spot sincerity, not many can. Many women are turned off by it, or just plain don't recognize it. It is nice to know there are still a few good ones that embrace it.”

“ROTFLMAO at Buddha Bear's 2:56 post. "A" for effort dude.”

“That's the first A i got since Mrs. Keener's Foods class in High School. Thanks Lee!”