Co-Ed Naked TT Hiking Trip

“I once portaged a canoe over a mile up in the Boundry Waters naked.

Memories!”

“I like hiking in the buff on the Florida trail”

“I'm not telling you people nothin' incriminating!”

“Was that a double negative? Who cares!”

“Once you have some of Dr. Chili's Blue Aguave at Mammoth Cave, Sass, we will reassess your way of thinking.”

“The stories that will come out of the Cave trip.”

“And you better leave nothing out in the TR!”

“No prob, none of them knows what "incriminating " means.

(What does it mean?)”

“Oh Chili, you think I'm one of those folks who can't hold their spirits?”

“chili - Patron? I heard on Maxim radio where Sammy Hagar has come out with a new tequilla that's $200/ bottle. I think I'll pass. Jeremy brought my Patron to me straight from Cancun. Liquor is a bit cheaper outside the states. I think I'll bring back about 6L of Appleton rum when I hit Jamaica this summer!”

“dang at all the folks heading to the Cave trip. Yall are gonna have fun. I suspect here will be more drinking than hiking on that one. Bama's spring football game is that weekend. My dad wants to see the stadium upgrade so my fam is spending Friday night in T-town and we're meeting my folks and sis for some tailgating and then heading to the game. There are supposed to be 60k+ going to this one.”

“chili, are you counting on this happening on the trip?

she said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Marguerita's at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron?
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothing
She just havin fun
Tomorrow she say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off”