YOU STUPID FREAKIN MUNCHING CRACK BABIES

“How YOU doin?”

“Another boring afternoon in D.C., eh Tarpie?”

“Tarp man!
You crack me up! I wish others could see humor of your ways! Rock on!”

“Nah....Tarpy decided to take something Violin said on another thread and make it his own because he liked it.”

“ahh. can't you feel the love?”

“Actually ski, it's even more twisted because all I did on the other thread was copy what Tarpy wrote a couple of weeks ago. (You posted to that one.) I thought it was funny that he was now posting a gear thread.”

“LOL!!!!”

“Wow. So I owe Tarpy an apology as it's actually his. Sorry Tarpy. Can you ever forgive me?”

“You are forgiven!”

“I keep thinking I won't open this kind of thread, but something draws me to it. I can't help myself. I have to take just a little peek. Peek-a-boo Tarpie, are you there????”

“You probably can't pass a car wreck with your eyes straight ahead either, can you?”

“Sometimes I think my neck is 100% rubber. That's why I load up on motrin. It hurts.....”

“I saw a car wreck on the way home today. A girl ran into a telephone pole. I could not help but wonder what kind of idiot runs into a telphone pole at 4:30 in the afternoon?”

“She was tailgating a brake-rider who suddenly slowed down? She had too much coffee, and turned the wheel too much to avoid the rear bumper of the brake-rider, because the insurance company always blames the car that hit another from behind. The telephone pole appeared out of nowhere.

We saw a car that ran off the road and managed to get lodged, hammock style between two trees. In broad daylight, in the morning on a backroad. I always have to make up a story in my mind, like "Officer, I turned to avoid the squirrel, and hit a bump that launched me over a dip, and in between these two trees. No I wasn't speeding, Sir."”

“Great thread Tarp Rat. You gotta pair of boulders!”

“Dear everyone,

I am going to start being nice to everyone, even those stinken newbie, car campers, ick!

I think people take my words to seriously but it is still my fault for not realizing that and changing my words.

So, I am sorry to everyone I have offended, and I am going to try and be nice from now on.

Sincerely,

Tarp Lloyd Rat”

“Other than the title, all Tarp has said is "How you doin?" and "You are forgiven" on this thread. WE are going to start witnessing him soon.”

“Varmit, Unfortunately they are in his head.”

“I really hate stupid freakin dick munching crack babies too. Especially when I'm just standing there minding my own business and some stupid freakin dick munchin crack baby crawls up and unzips my fly and pulls out my dick and tries to start munching on it that really get me upset!”

“ROTFLMAO @ steve!!!!


i hate people driving right behind me.

i've put a couple in the ditch, before.”

“You are what you eat”

“I must be a pussie!”

“and Tarp Rat must be a chunky monkey! ;)”

“Uh oh, is that who I think it is?”

“And I'll bet Tarpster hates teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs, too!”

“It's my girly!”

“tee-hee :) well, you SAID my name had to do with trails and such...i thought that you'd appreciate a little reminder of your heritage, honey! ;-)”

“Tarpy, Tarp Rat or whoever / whatever the hell you want to be called... you're going over the line. A lot of younger people stumble across this site thinking it has something to do with backpacking. You set a GREAT example. How about thinking of others for a change?”

“I am so sorry, lord knows teenagers don't talk about dicks, or crack babies.

Wanderer, is ignorance bliss?”

“There are different ways to present the same information.”

“Dear everyone,

I am going to start being nice to everyone, even those stinken newbie, car campers, ick!

I think people take my words to seriously but it is still my fault for not realizing that and changing my words.

So, I am sorry to everyone I have offended, and I am going to try and be nice from now on.

Sincerely,

Tarp Lloyd Rat”

“wanderer, you are a racist!”

“And your rationale for that opinion is...???”

“If a kid is too young and impressionable to be viewing this site, it's the parent's job to see that they aren't here (unless they are too busy munching dicks to supervise their crack baby).”

“oh, i''m sure Tarp Rat has only the children's welfare in mind...i mean, just think how cool some kid is going to be at school when he whips out those choice phrases! :-P also, arclite, you can take my word that he'd never put anyone on drugs down, or if he did, it would be out of pure jealousy. i mean, they don't call this TRAILtalk fer nuttin, do they?!? :-)”

“A number of comments come to mind:
1. Everyone is impressionable. "You are what you eat". The more we see garbage, the more we think it's acceptable.

2. There's a time & place for everything. I'm not a goody-two shoes by any stretch of the imagination - I wouldn't have objected to Tarpy's "dick munching" comments as a post, I object to them as a thread title... because no one has the choice to NOT see them whenever they're in a title...”

“Wanderer is right. There are other ways of presenting the same information. I ran STUPID FREAKIN DICK MUNCHING CRACK BABIES through the hobbit namer and came up with this: Ivy Hardbottle Polly Deepdelver of Brockenborings Flora Bulge of Great Smials.”

“I'm really kind of surprised Matt didn't kill the thread but I guess he didn't want to be called a STUPID FREAKIN DICK MUNCHING FASCIST.”

“I think this is a riot and Wanderer you need some STUPID FREAKIN DICK MUNCHIN CRACK BABY POPIN' Trail-er Trash nookie!”

“Trail-er Trash, I mean Park is right... teehehehe!

What is wrong with a bunch of letters put together via the Internet?

They only take on negative meaning because of ignorance. In fact I only exist because of everyone else?s ignorance.”

“Or maybe you exist because of your parent's ingnorance of contraceptives!”

“Tarpy said no to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen!”

“Oh wanderer, don't be too hard on Tarpy. I don't take offense to it. I know he's just playing around.”

“Hyperchic, maybe you don't take offense to him, but I do.

There's something wrong with someone who has to repetitively post such grossness.
Beyond that, and more importantly, there's something wrong with any of us who accept it so routinely. It is far out of the bounds of good taste, or in the name of humour.

If he is not out of bounds, and considered to be so by the majority of those who post here, then it's me who's hanging out at the wrong site. I find him disgusting, and there's no excuse for me to accept his rants and raves.

It's apparently time for me to move on. I mistakenly thought that this was primarily a backpacking-oriented site.”

“Wanderer,
I agree with you. Tarp Rat or what ever it is went way over the line with this thread. Tarp Rat is the one who needs to move on. It also needs to find some help, it is very sick.”

“Tarpy can get pretty far out there sometimes but He's been here way longer than most of us. His stuff don't offend me. Ya just gotta realize he's here like the rest of us and you can either accept him or ignor him. I get a pretty good laugh from his posts sometimes.”

“Tarpy et. al.
It's one thing to post your lowest common denominator type comments inside a thread, but to make it the title of a thread is another thing. Children do come here, and they have every right to do it without embarrassment to themselves or their parents.

Show some restraint,
and some self respect I might add.

And Matt, fun is fun. We all go over the top in here at one time or another, BUT I think this thread should vanish.”

“If people would quit posting here it would go away. He is obviously getting the exact response he wnated when he started this thread.”

“"wanted" my head is quicker than my fingers.”

“Wanderer,

Keep your kids off the net if what I have written scares you, because this is the least of your worries.”