Thanks Dad

“The ABC of being a Dad

A sk your mother
B ecause I said so!
C lose that door!
D o I look like a bank?
E verybody's going, like it or not!
F orgot your homework!
G ive me the remote.
H ow do you know you don't like it if you haven't tried it?
I 'll come back there if I have to!
J ust do what I say.
K eep this thermostat at 70!
L et me tell you a little story
M oney doesn't grow on trees you know.
N o you can't have the car.
O ne day I hope you have kids of your own.
P ut the cap on the toothpaste!
Q uiet, I'm trying to take a nap!
R eady to go yet?
S omeday you'll thank me!
T urn that stereo down!
U ntie your brother!
V ery slowly press the gas!
W hen I was your age..
X @#!!!@###
Y ou better be in by 11:00.
Z zzzzzzzzzzz

Thank you Dad for caring enough to say your ABCs.”

“That`s pretty cool Rabbitman...”

“Classic 'Dad'isms Rabbitman. My Dad must have used 25 out of 26, for sure”

“G immedat!
Q uit slammin the screem dore!
Y ou are the perty girly.
T her is a BIG FAT rat over ther!”

“I've heard them all, Dad's are great!”

“Very nice, Rabbitman!”

“Thanks BIG TIME! Took me backpacking.”