A breakthrough in UNDERWEAR?

“dear god!
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“i heard an interview with the guy on the radio and this stuff is amazing. They are using it for dressings, and socks for diabetics that have ulcers on their legs and feet because it kills the bacteria on you as well as in the fabric. It is also used for bed sheets and pillow cases for those with allergies because the fabric kills dust mites.”

“now if they just could develop a paint that cleaned itself, I wouldn't have to worry about washing my car.........”

“I had a breakthrough in underwear....yeah.. I was in the weightroom doing Squats. SO I loaded up the bar, went to squat down...and as I went I heard/felt this nice long Ripping/tearing sensation.

Now for anyone who has ever lifted weights...when you are in the midst of a squat is NOT the time to do anything else. So I casually reset the weights turned around (did I mention you squat facing the mirrored walls...so you tail is pointing ROOMWARD).
Then I ...trying to be casual here. Turned around and calmly felt the back of my pants. Luckily it was the skivvies and not the pants themselves.”

“*spits tea on keyboard*”

“lucky it was the skivvies and not your hernia”

“So how many washings does this special fabric treatment last? Everything wears off in the laundry.”

“I've had several, while on the trail. That's when I throw them in the campfire and put on a fresh one. It usually happens after about 3-weeks on the trail and is a good reminder that it is time to change.

BTY, why is Tango checking out men's underwear?
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“with a quick brush, John and Gwendolyn were able to transfer most of the dirt onto their white gloves. From there it went straight into the air


Is it just me or is that sort of gross? ”

“nanoparticles are small enough to be absorbed by your body. Yet the FDA is dragging it's feet regarding any type of testing requirements for this stuff.

#&%!$s.

I'll wait...”

“Hiker 1: "Man did you see this new underwear, it wipes right off."
Hiker 2: "No Sh*t?"
Hiker 1: "It wipes off too."”