A breakthrough in UNDERWEAR?

“Fart-fighting underwear invented

An inventor from Colorado has created the world's first fart-proof underwear.

Buck Weimer says his airtight knickers have a replaceable charcoal filter to remove bad gas before it escapes. The undies, called Under-Ease, are on sale over the internet.

Buck, from Pueblo, said he thought up his invention after his wife 'let go a bomb' in bed one night. Buck, 62, and Arlene, 57, suffer from Crohn's disease, an inflammatory bowel syndrome.

In both men and women's styles, the underwear, made from a soft, airtight, nylon-type fabric, is designed for people with chronic flatulence. Elastic is sewn around the waist and both legs.

The removable filter - which looks similar to the shoulder pads placed in women's clothing - is made of charcoal sandwiched between two layers of Australian sheep's wool.

Buck says the charcoal filter isn't too bulky but could capture the bad-smelling gas and allow the non-smelling gas - hydrogen and oxygen - to pass through.

It was developed from gas masks worn by coal miners, reports the Denver Post.

They come as boxer shorts for men and panties for women and sell for $24.95. Replacement filters cost about $9. They are sold with the motto: "Wear them for the ones you love."

The Weimars say flatulence is still a touchy subject for most people. Almost every sale has come via their site.”

“FINALLY!!!!!!!!”

“I think you'd sweat your balls off in a pair of poly coated underwear. When you took them off the least of your worries would be from smelly farts.”

“My poop don't stink.”

“But I like my smell!”

“only you Kleetn ! ! !”

“Can I get the boxers with choo-choo trains on them?”

“Do they have muff-diver's safety briefs?”

“Do they come with baffles?

MUFF DIVER BRIEFS?!

What?

Do you wear them on your head?”

“sometimes, when i get excited, i break through my underwear.”

“Ya!!!! I heard a spastic colon will do that to you!!! (now the serve) Hows Jen taking it?”

“I've heard of these underwear. The one woman's testimonial stated that the smell interferred with intimacy with her husband. I think that wearing the underwear would interfere with intimacy also, lol.”

“I sure need them anti-stank underoos this mornin'!

PEW!”

“it ain't MY colon that's gettin' spazzed, briar!

heh heh heeeee!!!!!”

“Zipp-i-dee-doo-doo!

mel-
I believe the briefs in question might have a snorkel!

If intimacy is what is desired then forget the briefs.
You could use one of those exhaust hoses like an automobile shop has to keep from gassin' the mechanics.”

“I thought this was going to be about Victoria's Secret's new Body by Victoria collection and I just wanted to add my testimonial. It is the single greatest bra and undies collection known to man. Girls, do yourself a favor and go out and buy a matching set. You won't be sorry. Sexy and comfy and they look perfect under your clothes. Okay, thanks for the opportunity to sing the praises of panties.”

“Newgirl, words are good, but a few pictures would go farther to convince us that they really are that great.”

“Tom My Sweet Morsel..

But do they come with a face mask (ooooh..too scary to contemplate), and flippers?”

“Singing the praises of panties???
Its difficult to sing whilst munching a muffin!

mel-
Maybe a "face mask" wouldn't be a bad idea for those of us who dish out the "whisker burn"!

How many men can honestly say they "know" the greatness of such panties and bras?”

“You mean you actually would like to see "that thing" close up, and personal?
I own one, and even I wouldn't want to see it THAT close.

I'm talking about a
DIVING mask. Not full face coverage.

If you're doing it right (and I bet you are...), you shouldn't get whisker burn (hahahahahaha) around your eyebrows.”

“Huh?”

“What is that smell?”

“You wouldn't have to ask if you had these unders!”

“Is the company public? From the sound of things around TT, it may be a good company to invest in.”

“Ok here is a serious question.

Is there such an animal as ladies underwear and hiking shorts that have snaps. I have always thought this would be a good invention for lady hikers. It's not as easy for a lady to go pee pee as it is more a man.

More than once I have accidentally wet my nickers while trying to be quick and careful.

If good ol' hubby lets me buy my new sewing machine I think I will try to put some snaps in myself.”

“I wonder if snaps wouldn't chafe something awful?”

“Can we pass these out around the tub of lime green jello?”

“Snaps don't seem to chafe babies. It's kinda of the same idea. I like my hiking clothes loose. I think the jello idea is a good one.”

“hey now! it was an experiment for science. maybe we should change the jello, it's gettin a little rancid anyway.”

“Rice pudding....

Soft, but with texture.
Cool, but can be hot.
Uncle Ben's white rice or WILD rice.

The possibilities are endless.”

“There is a company that makes backcountry outdoor wear for women.

If I could only remember the name.

The hiking, fishing, and whatever shorts and pants (as well as the underwear), have a velcro closure crotch, or an invisible zipper in the crotch.

No more dropping your pants in bad weather, or just behind that nearby tree.
Just bend zee knees, unzip, and GO!”

“Mel, think real hard. Maybe take some ginko what-ever-stuff, to help remember. LOL

If you do remember please post the name,
Thanks”

“Mel, I think you're talking about Wild Roses Gear. I know that their outerwear has the crotch opening for the ladies, don't know if the rest of it does tho.”

“I think there is a Twin Cities company that makes such women's clothing too, but I also can't remember the name.”

“Or at the very least, false advertising. How did the one test subject know it was like wearing his mom's underwear???? (On second thought, I don't want to know.)”

“so if women wear stuffed bras that's okay than? Hey... equal rights for everyone, that's what I say!!!”

“howabout if nobody wears underwear?”

“How did the one test subject know it was like wearing his mom's underwear????

thats a very good question

gemini, i know you dont stuff, do ya? (please say no)”

“My sister-in-law is an intensive-care nurse that sometimes has to hit the ER. She has said a number of times "you'd be surprised what they find in guy's underwear."

Perhaps a different 'slant' on you mother's urging to wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident?”

“Self-cleaning fabrics could revolutionize the sport apparel industry. The technology, created by scientists working for the U.S. Air Force, has already been used to create t-shirts and underwear that can be worn hygenically for weeks without washing.
The new technology attaches nanoparticles to clothing fibers using microwaves. Then, chemicals that can repel water, oil and bacteria are directly bound to the nanoparticles. These two elements combine to create a protective coating on the fibers of the material.

This coating both kills bacteria, and forces liquids to bead and run off.

The U.S. military spent more than $20 million to develop the fabric, deriving from research originally intended to protect soldiers from biological weapons.

Jeff Owens, one of the scientists who worked to develop the process, said, "During Desert Storm, most casualties were from bacterial infections—not accidents or friendly fire. We treated underwear for soldiers who tested them for several weeks and found they remained hygienic. They also helped clear up some skin complaints."

http://www.livescience.com/scienceoffiction/070105_nanofabric.html”

“Every boy's dream. :-D”

“The ladies seem to have a different reaction to the idea....”

“we still prefer you to change your underwear. thank you.”

“But what about your own Pamela? Wouldn't you love to save on the laundry?”

“i bet you could go longer if you turned them inside-out after a few weeks.”

“nasty ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!”

“It seems to me, you wouldn't know, and what you don't know couldn't hurt you.”

“viva l'difference”

“i wouldn't know if i changed my own underwear?

hey i know when my husband and kids change their underwear! they leave it on the bathroom floor! LOL!!!”