Mama bear and baby bears eat kitchen

“In NJ they also had a mother bear and three cubs break through a screen door into a suburban kitchen. Mama dined on pork that was defrosting in the sink, and the cubs ate the cereal in the pantry. Then they made a mess with the garbage and the rest of the pantry. There has recently been a rash of bear problems in NJ. A bear was also reported to have broken into a tent at High Point State Park in NJ while campers were sleeping. I believe the campers were not injured. My paper didn't state a reason, like they were hiding snickers bars in their sleeping bags, but I hope there was a logical reason.”

“Dude, that is so AWESOME! I love a good bear story/report.”

“We can only keep our fingers crossed that it wasn't Ice Tea and his sleeping bag food storage method.”

“What do you expect, I was hungry!”

“if a bear comes in my kitchen....


....i'm gonna have grilled bear steaks!!”

“I forgot to mention that the bears ate a whole box of Miracle Gro Plant Food. So, what would YOUR bear steaks taste like?”

“zesty!!”

“Blackberries and Phosphorus, an acquired taste, I'm sure.”