In Praise Of Panties

“And who would ever argue with a TTer willing to call themselves HogOnIce, LOL! Care to explain that moniker, HOI?”

“The boyfriend swears by Patagonia silkweight boxers both hiking and on stage under leather pants. (Ooh la la!) The amazing thing about Snow Nymph is that the lady is 40ish and has children the age of Newgirl!! I admire her for the hard work she does to look that way.”

“Pshaw, who needs panties? Fresh air is good for you and if you're looking to do away with that dratted 'panty line', what could be better than no undies at all?

Given a choice between bikini style and thong however, I'd chose thong any day. Waaaaay less material to creep! ;->”

“40!!! The girl looks 20”

“I have a pair of pearl zumi 3/4 length silk weight long johns that I was thinking of cutting into shorts - boy are they comfortable.
I'd just wear them and that would just be fine.”

“Another vote here for patagonia silkweight boxers.

btw, I've always had a thing for white panties on women too.”

“Coolmax boxers.”

“Briefs are the best for all around use, but when biking or hiking, commando is the only way to go. I don't recomend running commando though. You can get a bad case of shaken baby syndrome”

“So if you want to show off your ass go to:
www.buttsacrossamerica.com

When you guys going to grow up, and stop obsessing about breasts and thonged fannies?

Y'all still hiding Penthouse under the mattress?

Anybody can stick a string up their ass.
Some look better than others.

So what?

Dingle balls, and butt floss have about outlived their usefullness.

Ah, yes....

"The Age of Enlightenment".”

“I heard my name here......a Snow Nymph is a young maiden dwelling in mountains, forests, water.....and snow during snowboarding season.......I'll be 45 soon....I quit wearing the floss when I turned 40.....I go for comfort now instead of looks.... when I was younger, had to look good on the trail......don't care anymore.....

http://home.socal.rr.com/snownymph/
check out the recent trips under SoCal Hiking”

“I was described as a skynyrd roadie? Cool! I would have loved to have been a skynyrd roadie!”

“pekka - it's the usual story - have an funny accident on the trail in front of witnesses and get stuck with a remarkable trail name - in my case I slipped on some ice on the AT, slid on my butt a few feet and then made the mistake of standing up, rubbing the offended territory, and saying loudly ooooooeeeeeeee - someone thought that sounded like hog calling and the rest is history. Sometime later I saw a book of odd sayings one of which was "as independent as a hog on ice" and I had to laugh since I am very much the independent type of guy.

HOI”

“If growing up means I can't enjoy breasts or thonged fannies I don't want any part of it :-)

As for going commando -You ever see those desktop toys with the ball bearings on strings that clack together back and forth? That's what going commando reminds me of...”

“thanks for the visual

I'll never bring it up again”

“This has nothing to do w/ immaturity or maturity. It has to do w/ liking panties, nighties, silky robes, pretty bras, boxer shorts, jammas, etc. I like 'em. I like talking about them and I was interested in everyone else's opinion. Oh, and I like all of the above in simple white, although sometimes jammas are nice w/ some pink ribbon.”

“Summer...nothing

w/ tights...nothing, except on 2+ day trips, then briefs...keeps the tights a little "fresher". Seems like boxers would bunch up under the tights...am I right on this? would there be an unsightly "boxer" line?”

“A "boxer" line could, in fact, develop mtnsteve. Maybe the trail is best suited for briefs.”

“Warm weather, nothing. Let 'em breathe, baby.

When it's cold, Terramar EC2 Bodysensors boxer briefs. Buy 'em at Campmor. If it's really cold, add some duct tape over the crotch. Ever had a frozen johnson? Not fun!”

“Oh, and yeah, I like panties too (on women, they're a little too binding on me). What guy doesn't? Just somthin' about the p word. I think a woman in sexy underwear is much SEXIER than a naked woman.”

“It's all a mater of timing..........”

“It is much sexier than being naked. It adds the element of the mystery. Besides noone is super-duper cool naked, except air-brushed Playboy bunnies.”

“IMHO, around town the hanes tidy whities for women are tops..

On the trail, coolmax stuff with no seams..they're uncomfortable (thanks for the help on the spelling sarabelle) as all get out under a hipbelt.

At night, well.....depends on who I'm with BUT - lots of lingerie, the silkier the better..wrapped presents are always better!! (thanks to victoria)

Stop reading little brother!!”

“TXwm shouldn't you be on the back porch right now? lol”

“"Wrapped presents" . . . that is a great line, TX.”

“I'm with you newgirl I think white bikini panties are sexiest on women. Colors are OK but white is so basic and "private," it's a real turn on.”

“WooHoo, I'm not so Plain Jane afterall. All this time I've been thinking that red or purple or turquiose was what the men wanted. I just couldn't bring myself to sport those kinda' colors. It makes me feel ridiculous. Like I'm really, really trying very, very hard to be sexy.”

“I thought it was better to look good than to feel good. Guess not!”

“Most of the time if you feel good in what you're wearing, then you also look good in it. You have more confidence.”

“I agree on the plain white, sexy. Basic black is also good. It's the age-old "innocent schoolgirl vs. dominatrix" dilema. What'll it be tonight?”

“It is much sexier than being naked. It adds the
element of the mystery

Mystery is in the dark ask any spelunker”

“yes, praise panties!

As far as the women go, I think all kinds of panties are sexy. It's mostly what's underneath, or what your imagination thinks is there. The idea of thongs though is extremely sexy.

As far as the trail goes? I wear those patagonia boxers. All the time actually. They're nearly indestructable, and they feel great.

How you boys get by with briefs I dunno. When I rowed, we had to wear spandex, so as not to catch in the seat as it rolled back and forth. Why anyone would volunteerily wear that is beyond me. . .”

“Snownymph, great pictures. I wish I looked that good.

For me, it has been a lifetime of Hanes white cotton. This year, I went wild. I've invested in matching satin bras and panties in white, cream, black and turquoise. The body by Victoria is nice when it's new (got a set last year) but they pill as time wears on. I do like the fact that the bra is seamless. Thongs are out! Feels like I wiped and left the toilet paper between my legs. How women can wear those is beyond me.

As for men, I like them all BUT if you're gonna wear those flashy bikini drawers, you better have the body for it. Low riders are definately a turn off for this old lady. :o)”

“Check out that ass in the swimsuit in the diet ad! WOW”

“yeah i noticed that too.......










oh....uhhhhm...wait........i mean that i have no idea what your talking about”

“Bite me. I wonder if that's what the guy said when that woman did exactly that. Sheesh, we gotta watch what we say.

And we keep saying shoot without really thinking, there are a lot of people who do exactly that. Why invite it?

From now on, instead of things like bite me and shoot, I'm going to say things I would like to have happen.

Send me $100 bills!”

“Good point Geobeet. From now on when I talk to a hot chick in a blue swimsuit with a cute ass I'm gonna say bed me or f^ck me or my hand in your panties.”

“or maybe...bite me.”

“Here's some examples:

OLD TALK
Girl: Look at those waves.
Me: Yeah, perfect. Shoot, let's get a board.

NEW TALK:
Girl: Look at those waves.
Me: Yeah, perfect. Bed me and let's get a board.

OLD TALK:
Girl: My car broke today.
Me: That's no problem, shoot I can help ya fix it!

NEW TALK:
Girl: My car broke today.
Me: That's no problem, f^ck me and I can help ya fix it!

OLD TALK:
Girl: Wanna come in?
Me: Shoot yeah

NEW TALK:
Girl: Wanna come in?
Me: My hand in your panties, yeah”

“(Notice my craft wording)

Now you're getting the hang of it. Oops, not the hang of it, but the foreplay of it.”

“his idea of foreplay is...BRACE YOURSELF HUNNY, HERE I COME! ! !”

“You been called out dude!

If you were ever gonna say shoot, this would not be a good time to say it.”

“LOL

Yeah, that girl is cuuuuuuuuuuuute.”

“what did one butt cheek say to the other?























something smells like #&%!$.”

“what did one butt cheek say to the other?























something smells like chit.”

“Between you and me, that smells like chit.”

“Shoot












the trolls”

“Trivia question: Was this the first thread that the Snow People posted on?”

“The case of the purloined panties solved

The Times-Standard

ARCATA -- Thefts of women's underwear in the same Union Street apartment complex baffled police for nearly a month until they interviewed a man and found he had 65 pairs of panties.

The Arcata Police Department said it received a call Oct. 3 from a woman reporting her underwear had been taken from the complex's laundry room. When police investigated they found other women whose panties had also been stolen.

When officers were interviewing a man Monday they found he had 65 pairs of panties and he was booked into the Humboldt County Jail on suspicion of possession of stolen property.

The department said it wouldn't release his name because of an "ongoing investigation" -- even though by law they are required to do so -- but the only arrest by the Arcata Police Department on a possession of stolen property charge on Monday was that of Charles William Burns, 19, of Arcata.

Officers have matched some of the stolen items with their owners and are asking if anyone has had similar articles of clothing taken to call the Arcata Police Department at 822-2428.”

“I really don't know. I wasn't even a gleam in the eye of a troll with a left foot problem back then.”

“ha! what a freak. those would have to be some damn good underwear for me to be calling the police about them!”