In Praise Of Panties

“Shoot, I wondered what happened to my skivvies! That guy is sick!”

“Old talk: Gee Bite Me, that's a swell pack you purchased from REI!

New talk: Bend over BEEEEEYATCH!”

“<bump>”

“i just read this too, LOL! funny. i would just like to say that i find Victoria's Secret underwear to be lacking. whenever i buy a pair of what looks like extremely comfortable boy-shorts, they go straight up the ol' crack. cute image, i know! i just find it very disappointing. don't you wish you could try underwear on before you buy it? okay, in reality, that would be gross, but you know what i mean.”

“Post a pic, I'll let you know if I think it's cute or not.”

“i foyu women could do that, Lyra, there would be pairs of undies hanging from the rafters there, just like there are 1400 pairs of shoes usually left out on the floor after a sale at Macy's!”

“LOL! I can't believe this is still out there.”

“This one's just as funny in re-run”

“they look nice hanging from a rear view mirrow in a car too...”

“That picture of Snownymph is STILL up?”

“Sun bathing can be dangerous.”

“DANG!!!!!!!”

“It's true too, Stove, in real life SnowNymph looks that amazing . . . and hikes like a machine.”

“wow - this must be one of the first threads I ever posted on here”

“ i would just like to say that i find Victoria's Secret underwear to be lacking.

I am obssesed with VS. My charge card is racked up.”

“LOL! This thread made me laugh like the first time I read it!

That's SnowDude's favorite picture and the only one that stayed on the thread!. Its not on Webshots, but he put it on the website somewhere.”

“lyra---

I'd have to agree 100% with you on everything you said.”

“thank you, yam! i was wondering if my ass was deformed or something, since everyone likes V.S.'s underwear so much. LOL!! 3 pairs of uncomfortable underwear later, i've figured out that the boy-shorts are way too low in the back. a headband-sized piece of fabric just does not cut it.”

“"......a headband-sized piece of fabric just does not cut it."
lyra
08:53:34 AM

I should think that such a piece of fabric would cut "it" alright.

>:^P”

“I'll be the judge of that.

C'mon, let's see some pics!”

“"..........i've figured out that the boy-shorts are way too low in the back."

lyra

Maybe there is just a little too much bubble in the back.

>:^O”

“oh, everyone's a comedian! ;-)”

“Hey, I've seen you, Bubbles >:^]”

“LOL! dork. i think your bubble is bigger than mine.
;-) hee hee!”

“You bet your ass it is!”

“gotta love the insaneness here...

As I have previously stated...a bunch of Psycho-telepathetic personages.”

“omigawd, that picture is tooo funny!
=D”

“NEW YORK (CBS) What CBS 2 found that some of the most famous stores in our area are doing is not only disgusting, it's dangerous. Selling used lingerie. Shame On You went undercover and what we found is shocking. CBS 2’s Arnold Diaz has more on this dirty little secret.

Our hidden camera investigation of Victoria's Secret and some other major retailers has uncovered a dangerous and appalling practice that shocked customers when we told them.

"It's just disgusting."

"I just think it's pretty gross."

"This is serious. This is real serious."

John, not his real name, is a disgruntled former employee of two Victoria's Secret stores. He came to us with the revolting allegation that it was store practice to take back used underwear and then resell it.

"When women would come in, I would be disgusted. I knew they were returning something they wore out to a date or just wore out to a club and it's like, you want another woman to buy this?" said John.
*snip*
(W)e bought thong underwear at two Victoria's Secret stores, and at Macy's, Saks Fifth Avenue and Bloomindale's. We took them home, cut off the sales tags to suggest they'd been worn then marked each pair with two tiny black dots on the labels.

Every store took back our thongs without the tags, never asking if they'd been worn. Next our hidden camera caught the sales clerk at a Victoria's Secret attaching a new price tag on our returned thong, hanging it up and then putting it back on the floor for sale. We know it's the same thong because our two dots were on the label. Unbelievably, it’s not illegal in the tri-state area to sell used underwear, but "It could get someone sick."

Microbiologist Dr. Lori Daane says dangerous bacteria like yeast and ecoli can survive for weeks on lingerie and can be easily transferred. "Given the fact that you can get these organisms on this clothing, especially thong underwear, it's pretty likely you’re going to get some fecal contamination."

cbsnewyork.com”

“Well it just won’t be the same anymore walking past Victoria's Secret in the mall. I’ll be thinking about fecal matter now.”

“well you can blame Violin now treebeard, if I no longer wear lingerie to bed. blame him for any lack of sex!”

“yes maple you did say that out loud.”

“I picture an army of perverts scurrying to Victoria's Secret in search of soiled panties.”

“Maybe they could have a special section in the store for returns and call it the skid mark collection.”

“OK THATS IT! your all sick.(god only knows why i love any of you)”

“An' Brer Fox, he lay low.”

“VS Employee: Sir, can I help you make your selection?

Pervert: <sniff sniff sniff> These will do, thank you.”

“what! shut the hell up! now i can return all that uncomfortable underwear from Victoria's Secret.

kidding!

hey, did anyone see that Rich Girls episode where Ally said she would wear Britney Spears' used underwear? LMAO!! she's too funny.”

“Put them on eBay, lyra and donate part of the proceeds to newgirl to help pay December's rent.”

“Yah do that, please!”

“oh, you people are full of good ideas! and speaking of...didn't newgirl say she was eating VS's underwear for lunch yesterday or something? poor newgirl!!”

“No, I think she's selling her sister's VS underwear to make the December rent.”

“oh, good on her!”

“Personally, I think selling time on a shower cam while her sister's in there is a great idea...lol...”

“wait, Buck is already taking the pics of that right?”

“One can hope...”

“So did they say which stores this was happening at?..... which cities?... ;o)”

“Isn't it big business in Japan for this sort of stuff?”

“

W)e bought thong underwear at two Victoria's Secret stores, and at Macy's, Saks Fifth Avenue and Bloomindale's.

In New York City, apparently...”