In Praise Of Panties

“ok, maybe I should read these things first ;op”

“lol...far be it from me to suggest that...

In Japan, sararimen can buy used schoolgirl's panties from vending machines...”

“you gotta love NY



check these out.
throw away undeies for camping”

“for my friend's bachelorette party, i got her edible, crotchless underwear. and then i started thinking about that...what exactly is the point of BOTH of those at the same time? LOL! and also, it was like 3 times thicker than a fruit roll-up...you would have to do some serious gnawing to eat it, anyway. ha!!!! weird.”

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it was like 3 times thicker than a fruit roll-up...you would have to do some serious gnawing to eat it, anyway

I think that's the point...”

“what's a fruit roll up?”

“It's fruit "juice" dried into sheets, cut up, and rolled. Very popular with kids.”

“foreigners! they're dehydrated "fruit" product, that you have to grab onto with both hands and rip and tear at with your teeth to get a bite off. which really makes me wonder about bitpusher. LOL!!”

“At least you're thinking about me, lyra!


Ah! Success!”

“...you would have to do some serious gnawing to eat it,

lyra


OH MY!!”

“hmmmmmm....hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.”

“I just wish you hadn't used the words "fecal matter" and Victoria's Secret in the same sentence.

That's just disturbing.”

“OK. True story: I'm in on a study tour in Japan in 1993 with a group of 16 people from all over the world. One woman is from Thailand and she is very health conscious. We are shopping in Tokyo and run across some edible underwear. She holds them up and says, "I wonder how many calories in those?" The two Germans and I looked at her in amazement and said, "Who cares!". She paused for a moment and then busted up.”

“Thief had an eye for fine lingerie

By Sara Jean Green
Seattle Times Eastside bureau

They left the sports bras and the full-coverage bras, opting instead for the sexy, lacy little numbers — 150 of them — in an illicit pre-Valentine's Day shopping spree at Victoria's Secret.

A shoplifter or shoplifters helped themselves to about $5,400 worth of demi-cup and push-up bras in various styles and sizes from the lingerie franchise in the Bellevue Square Shopping Center on Sunday, said Bellevue police spokesman Michael Chiu.

From a shoplifter's perspective, stealing sexy underwear has its advantages: Stolen bras and panties "are very difficult to trace, they're small items that can be hidden easily," and they can be resold for significant profit, Chiu said.”

“Well whuduya know, ole Chew just gave me an idear.....”

“If I needed to steal panties that's where I'd go.”

“me too. i'm still paying off my credit card, they owe me.”

“If I needed to steal panties I'd go to Tilt's house.”

“LMAO @ stickman!”

“That's really sick, man...you gonna wear Tilt's panties on yer head or somethin???”

“hey, there's some weird people on TT, I wouldn't put it past him.”

“Hmmmm, what's under the uniform?”

“Garters.”

“This thread title is great and should be kept at the top....bump!”

“This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.


Why do sorority girls wear panties?







Because they keep their ankles warm.”

“like totally!”

“I used to know a whole bunch of sorority girl jokes, (from when I dated a sorority girl, natch) but I've forgotten most of them.”

“How does a Sorority girl with a hangover know if she had fun last night?

She throws her panties at the wall.
If they stick,..she had fun.”

“What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?











Her ankles.”

“manuka... that is foul!!!




















i cracked up.”

“Just think Scorchy, you can use your newfound wisdom to torture sorority girls on your campus...”

“we don't have any sororities on this campus... it's a small private college... only about 1600 people.”

“well.. it's now a university, they changed it”

“Oh damn, that's too bad...it's so much fun to tell those jokes in front of sorority girls and watch them hit their boyfriends when they chuckle, or say something like "yah, that's right!"”

“looks like I missed out on the sorority thing. ::sigh::”

“LOL.hahahahahaa”

“now at my old school.... THAT'S another story. sorority sluts everywhere shudders”

“LOL! The thead that brought me to TT!”

“is this the scorcher in one of these pics????

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=34986

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=34836

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=770

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=34813

ohhh noooooo wait this is how she finanaces her backpacking equipment budget...i get it...im in the wrong industry....

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=26501”

“When it comes to college girls, sorority chicks are the best.”

“i'm the one riding the motorcycle with the helmet on. i choose not to be seen in pics like these. shhh.”

“Ahh yes, plausible deniability. "Prove that's me behind the helmet!" You're diabolical, Miss Flamer.”

“O: )

not me”

“I've been looking at the title of this thread for a couple of days and thinking,

"Panties are..."

"Panties are..."




Panties are like a speedbump.”

“hahahahahaha”

“Victoria's Secret to Drop TV Show

Victoria's Secret is dropping its nationally televised fashion show this year, at least partly because of criticism following Janet Jackson's breast-baring faux pas at the Super Bowl.

Ed Razek, chief creative officer for the Columbus-based lingerie chain, said Saturday the main reason for the decision was so the company can look at new ways to promote the brand. Still, he said, "We had to make the decision probably six to eight weeks ago when the heat was on the television networks."

The announcement came less than three months after the Jackson uproar and a week after federal regulators proposed $495,000 in fines against Clear Channel Communications for sexual material on the Howard Stern show.

The televised fashion show has generated criticism in the past from groups complaining about supermodels strutting down the runway in skimpy underwear.

A message left Saturday at the New York office of CBS, which has televised the show the past two years, was not immediately returned.

Olga Vives, vice president of the National Organization for Women, praised the cancelation, saying the show only objectifies women.

"We're concerned young women think they have to look this way," Vives said, adding she hoped the cancelation is permanent.

"There are many other ways to promote their product."

continued...



In related news, stock in Kimberly Clark, makers of Scott® Tissue, dropped 13% in heavy trading on the announcement.”

“hate the word panties”

“i KNOW, i just read that! (except for the very last part, which strangely in my copy of the article.) what a crock of horse poopy. soon, it's going to be against the law to bare our ankles!”

“i meant, "which strangely enough wasn't in my copy." i am running on empty today!”

“Just add the work silk before panties and the phrase becomes magical scorchie. :o)”