Life is like...

“...a maze in which you try to avoid the exit.”

“. . . a box of chocolates. Just kidding.”

“...a box of sh!t. Just kidding.”

“I don't have any real good analogies, but I feel pretty good about my life. In general, it has been nice. There are ups and downs.”

“....a diaper
Its all over yo' ass
and sometimes its full o' sh!t”

“newgirl - That would be a carousel - sometimes you're up sometimes you're down - the scenery keeps changing as you go around.”

“......a 3-2 count.

You may get a hit, or strike out,
but you'll always have another at bat.”

“Okay . . . Life is like a carousel. I get to ride the most beautiful horsy!”

“Man, I should not have posted that. I can see you guys are going to run w/ it.”

“I'll tell you once it's over, I guess. Meanwhile, happy trails.”

“It's like an unfamiliar wilderness. You never know what's around the next bend.

Sappy, huh?”

“Sex. Once you get to the best part it's over!LOL!”

“Life is like a bowl of cherries, full of sweetness with an occassional rotten one.”

“Confucious say....................

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, you get screwed. When it gets soft, there's no beating it.”

“Beautiful!”

“Baso4, said it. Right on honey.”

“Remember the past was the future of some yesterday.

This is stageing ground for many of you and for others it is the end of the trial.

Life holds out her candles, burning brightly when no winds are near.

Life is a veiled statue that we carve day to day. We know not our image until death unveils it all for others to behold.”

“love.....
it is the highest gift that is happening to everyone, everywhere, every second, with every breath. One experience after another
dance with it, play with it,....drink it ALL up...the sweet and the bitter......waste not one drop...it's all good...
aum, om, amen

have a grateful day everyone!!!!!”

“Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. -- Samuel Butler”

“Life is a highway...

...and i get off at every exit!”

“"get off"??”

“Well, that was rad speaking... LOL”

“"Sometimes ya bite the bar and sometimes the bar bites you."

How come this wasn't the first analogy, Dude?”