Holy Kentucky Batman!

“mix it up, yo!”

“rad better hope his wife hangs around or he will be saying, my meal ticket left me.”

“meal ticket?!?!

she doesn't even cook!”

“Rad and jen have a great relationship, she's learned how to completely ignore him.

Just kidding you raddy;-)”

“actually, pam is right!

when i get through with a big, fantastic (of course) rant, i look at her, as she is looking at something else. then i say, "well, what do you think of this?"

and she says, "think of what?"

but, then again, she ignores everything, unless it's interesting to her.”

“On a lighter note, I just watched my daughter deliver the valedictory for her graduating grade seven class. She received four achievment awards in academics, sports and service. As well as the school's annual honorarium award for outstanding achievemnts.

I'm as proud as a dad can be!!”

“I hope your daughter doesn't grow up like the skeezers we have around here.”

“BC -

Great news! You have every right to be proud..stick that chest out and put that chin a little higher in the air!!! Wooo Hooooo!

I know the feeling..my daughter just graduated at the top of her fire fighting class in the academy.

She was the only female in a class of males..in addition to passing all the physical requirements of the course, she was the valedictorian too..

I had tears in my eyes when they presented her with the award. Proud that she had excelled, but even more proud because I had watched her realize a dream of hers for many years.

What an inspiring moment it was!

WW”

“TX, I don't know if you saw my apology to you on another thread. I stated that I should have not expressed myself to you in such a rude manner.

It's nice to hear about your daughter bc guy & TX. I would be crying tears of pride if I was the mother of either one of them.”

“It is great to hear about your daughters doing so well. TX, a fire fighter, that is amazing! I can't even imagine how brave she must be. You did a great job. And bc_trail, your daughter must be very responsible, doing well at school and helping you at home, since there is just the two of you. It probably makes her feel more important than a normal seventh grader would feel, to know that you really need her. I'm sure that you will have lots more proud moments over the years.”

“A big congrats to both of you. It's a wonderful feeling when your kids make you proud.”

“How did this thread turn from lumberyard sex to this?

You people are very, very sick!”

“Newgirl: you're an adult, and can make your own decisions, but, contrary to all the other opinions here, I believe sex without love will do more harm than good in the long run. A little patience will make it special when you do find the man for you.

Not a popular opinion in today's climate of instant gratification, but it's the way I think it was meant to be.”

“Thanks for the 'cheers' everyone. I think we're both having a pretty good time with it, right now. A great way to start the summer!”

“I agree with Le Subtil (although I haven't always followed his advice). Newgirl might agree with him too, because even though it is great fun to talk about being spontaneous and carefree, she didn't actually do it in this case. Her daughter will always be more important to her than taking risks for instant gratification. Besides, small towns have few secrets. I hope you don't mind my two cents.”

“After I divorced, I was on my own for 16 yrs before I remarried. Yeck, there was no way I was waiting 16yrs to have sex again. I do believe that everyone should do what's right for them.

You need to have sex with guys as part of checking them out. It's just another part of life where you have to see if you are compatable. Everyone grunts & groans in their own fashion :{}”

“You are all going to hell.”

“Lipstick - I didn't say she, or anyone else, NEEDED to wait till marriage. I suggested that waiting for someone you had feelings for would be more rewarding.

And, unlike you, I didn't say she NEEDED to do anything, I just offered my opinion.”

“I definitely wasn't talking about marriage either. There is a huge difference between first meeting someone and taking the time to know someone, talk to them a while, see them with friends and family to see how they interact with people they have known for a long time.”

“Le Subtil & LyndyS, I do agree it is more rewarding to wait for someone you have feelings for, but feelings can develope quickly.

I would never advise anyone these days to enter into sex without thinking. There are so many stds' out there along with aids. It helps to have knowledge of who you are with.

I hope no one here is daft enough to take anyone's opinion here without thinking what is right for them. We all have a different idea when we think it is right to "do the deed", get "slipped the salamie", "layed down with the lizard", getting "porked".”

“Lust Lumberyard
(sung to "love Boat" theme song)


Loooove......
Exciting and newwwww...
Come aboard......
We're expecting you....
The luuust lumberyard
Soon we'll be shagging under the sun
The lust lumberyard
Put that shovel down and let's have some fun!”

“Bravo Buddha!

How could I forget "getting shagged". Oh yeah, and a "roll in the hay".

Also, sung to the "Love Boat" theme......

Love Boat......
exciting and newwwww......
come aboard, I want to have sex with youuuu.....

The Love Boat.....
Soon will be making other runs......
The Love Boat
Everyone wants to see your buns....”

“Ooops, I totally forgot to keep the lumberyard theme. Okay, here we go again, sung to the tune of "Love Boat"


The lumberyard....
It's exciting when you're nude
The lumberyard....
It's where you'll find a dude

The lumberyard......
you'll walk away with a screw
the lumberyard......
I did it with the whole crew”

“I am surely sympathetic to as James Earl Carter put it in Playboy "lusting in my heart" I saw a pretty boy walking down the street the other day. He was sans shirt and his hair was past his waist...and built nice. Been thinkin bout that boy LOL

The only sex I look down my nose on is when it breaks up a marriage. None of us has the right to do that in my not so humble opinion.”

“I am so glad I never had kids!
THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!

I think if the guy at the lumber yard wanted new girl he would have gotten her #. Either NG is ugly, the guy was a homo, or the dude is happily hooked up with another chick.

Remember:
If your wearing a rubber, it ain't cheating cause technecally your not actually touching her.

You people need to be on Jerry Springer.”

“Marypyl, When I used to date, I was a regular detective. The guy had better give me his CORRECT number, not the number to his mom's house, or friends house or beeper number. That number WILL be called, and he had better answer the phone. Just checking for a ring isn't good enough.

I've caught quite a few cheaters that way, and I'm proud to say I've never dated a married man.”

“Yo, Dude, I think yer splittin' some fine hairs on that one, baby!!!

Let me re-think hiking with any of you married men again..not so sure that would be a good idea for me and "the girls"...

I stick to my original thought, that somewhere out there (I hear music all of a sudden..)there is a decent guy that I can hike with..

Hey, all you need is a dollar and a dildo..er...I mean dream!

WW”

“Lipstick--You were more careful than most I imagine. I have been married for so long I would not know how to go about looking for a man.

WW--I don't see anything wrong with hiking with marrried folks if you can keep your hands (and other things) to yourself. >GRIN<”

“Well I'll be dayum, so a Suthern ax-sent is rite purdy to y'all gals huh? Well come on down here to Aintry then!”

“Maryphyl, I could never forgive myself for dating a married man. I could never do that to another women.

While out in the clubs over the years, I have gotten two men to admit to me eventually that they had their wedding bands in their pants pocket.

I'm only married 6 yrs now, so it wasn't so long that I was "out there". Today, I don't know where I would find anyone either, lol. Motorcycle riding does put me around a lot of men. If I ever divorced, I think I'd end up with a biker.”

“...with a big ole pot-belley & ZZ Top beard?”

“Buddur, while you paint a wonderful image of the old timers, and there are plenty of the gray bearded ones out there, uh, I think I would go for one of them new age ones. Most likely a non Harley rider.”

“Whut're you thankin Budder? She'll have herself a rite cool dude with ZEB on his keyring. I reckon' the downside izat he'll want'er ta gimp on ukasion.”

“Can't we pump a little life into this classic thread before the Labor Day weekend?

NEWGIRL WHERE ARE YA?”

“Here's the original post. Let's give this another round, starting with you newcomers!

"All the guys out on the lumber yard were busy earlier, so I had to go out and cut the banding on some 4x4's and help this guy who just moved here from Kentucky load his pick-up bed. He was so damn hot. His accent was making crazy. Bacpac, in your very professional opinion, do you think I should be fired for thinking about taking him behind those bundles and welcoming him to MT on company time? I know I shouldn't talk (I mean write) like this, but girls have sex drives too."

newgirl
6/26/01”

“null”

“newgirl is back? when did this happen?”

“she not, steves just crying in his beer again.”

“I WANT MY NOOOOOOGGGGIIIEEEE!!!!!”

“your obsession with her is creepy! I think she would have come back already, but you are scaring her.”

“I stand corrected. It's still creepy though.”

“I'm CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZYYYYY!!!!”

“Too funny Steve.”

“NOTHING wrong with that! That is GREAT! I think we all should talk about sex more.
When I used to date, I was a regular detective.
Sounds like its time to introduce you to BOB! heheheh!
there is something to be said for the way the men down here fill out their wranglers
What a slut.
Be like Nike. Just do it!

Thank you DARK CONTINENT! ;-o”

“*”

“i know some of us crude folks may joke about livestock buggery, but in all seriousness i put beastiality just a hair below child molestation and rape in the "hope they burn in hell category."


http://www.wztv.com/cgi-bin/csNews.cgi?database=FOX%2017%20News%20headlines%2edb&command=viewone&id=617&op=t”

“Great demonstration of the level of intelligence and moral level of frat boys.”

“http://www.agrs.org/

National ain't too happy with this chapter.”

“AGR - "The Fraternity of New Agriculture"?

I can not do this justice. Anyone?”

“The First One Hundred Years of Alpha Gamma Rho...

This book is the dynamic history of Alpha Gamma Rho Fraternity from its infancy as a dream of a few college men majoring in agriculture at Ohio State University and the University of Illinois to the present diversity of brothers in world-wide agri-business careers.

Heritage Publishers, Inc. of Phoenix, Arizona will produce a hard cover book to commemorate our Centennial. The stories of our Fraternity come alive in the words of brothers -- stories of brotherhood, fun, great pranks, hardships, achievements, once in a lifetime moments to be treasured and memorialized in written word.





I wonder if this is going to make the deadline for the book? LOL”