Holy Kentucky Batman!

“All the guys out on the lumber yard were busy earlier, so I had to go out and cut the banding on some 4x4's and help this guy who just moved here from Kentucky load his pick-up bed. He was so damn hot. His accent was making crazy. Bacpac, in your very professional opinion, do you think I should be fired for thinking about taking him behind those bundles and welcoming him to MT on company time? I know I shouldn't talk (I mean write) like this, but girls have sex drives too.”

“Go down on him!”

“Newgirl - NOTHING wrong with that! That is GREAT! I think we all should talk about sex more!

Sex and backpacking. Backpacking and sex.”

“Me too. Especially lately.”

“Boy, and I thought I needed to get laid!
Take Tarpy's advice.

Good day now!”

“Why lately?”

“Road Crew Chorus:

Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
And be a CREW SLUT

Mary:

Ha ha ha . . .

Larry:

You like that, huh?

Road Crew Chorus:

CREW SLUT

Larry:

I told you you'd love it . . .
It's a way of life!

Road Crew Chorus:

The guys in the crew
Have got a present for you!

Mary:

A present for me?

Larry:

We got a present for you!

Mary:

Whaddya got?
Whaddya gonna give me?

Larry:

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47
You'll love it . . .


fz”

“You could vent your sexual fustration by having cyber sex with some sweet guy...”

“M-Nutz, my daughter's father left about 4 months into my pregnancy (we'd been together for about 2 and 1/2 yrs), she is almost 9 months old now. It's been a long, dry spell. I'm not the kind to go out and do it w/ whoever, especially after that very painful experience. However, my choosiness is turning me into a maniac. LeSubtil, your really cute. Thanks for the offer.”

“I know I'm coming off sounding like a "bad" girl. I'm not really that type, though. Come on ladies, back me up here. We go through some "hot and bothered" ups and some "get away from me" lows, right? I just happen to be on an up right now. Sex and backpacking. I need some new bping partners.”

“I'm not sayin' you're a bad girl. Although there's nothing wrong with being a little bad.

I think most of us realize that all adults, regardless of gender, need the intimacy of sex. Hey, it's what makes the world go round.

I'm sorry to hear about your ex, and I can understand your reluctance to get involved with someone else. I hope you meet someone soon. For your sake and mine, 'cause all your posts are gettin' me hot! LOL

That said, do you ICQ?”

“I'm from Kentucky. Now let's go backpacking.”

“Gave youself away there Baso4. That should be "now let's go backpacking, y'all".”

“What y'all? I want to go with newgirl, not y'all. :^)”

“Yeah - y'all would be a crowd.”

“Sounds like the sex drive could handle a y'all though. lol”

“The way she keeps defending her "goodness and wholesomeness" leads me to believe that she is actually some little naughty Catholic girl trying to cover up something.”

“Nope, I don't ICQ. I have an e-mail address that I use for subscription purposes and I am probably taking a risk giving it out, but mtnberry79@hotmail. BriarRabbit, I am definitely not Catholic. HeHeHe! M-nutz thanks for being supportive. As a single mom, you're always afraid to be honest about sex anything. People get all weird.”

“LOL, New girl! You would be shocked at how many people get all excited over that KY accent! I previously ran a shipping dept. for a local manufacturer and that accent helped me get trucks in the dock many times, they would come in just to hear me talk?!”

“newgirl,

I can relate. I'm a single mother also. My son's father didn't stick around after I turned up pregnant, either. In his 1 1/2 years of life, I haven't met a single guy in my area that I would consider dating. Of course, my choices are much more limited being that I'm *slightly* older than you.

Expect to hear a lot of remarks like the one briar made. I've survived all the put downs and stigma. It's made me stronger. Be yourself and you'll continue to attract lots of friends. It's friends and from friends you may find a special someone.”

“Ignoreing your desires is going against the grain!

So you wanted his 4 x 4...maybe he's got a splinter...don't matter though. Maybe hee too wanter to slip ya some lumber.

Now I've got morning wood”

“L. Ron Hoover:
A Latent Appliance
Fetishist
Is a person who
refuses to admit
to his or herself
That sexual
gratification can
only be achieved
Through the use of
MACHINES...
Get the picture?”

“A word for you new 'single moms/ dads'. It gets easier after the toddler years.

My ex split when my daughter was a few months old. She'll be 13 in August and I don't think I even had time for a breath, until she started school.

It's a lot to do on your own, but the rewards are doubled.”

“she sounds like mtn gal to me. where is she anyway?”

“What a slut.”

“Thanks bacpac. That was great stuff. Sunshine and bc, those are wonderful words of encouragement.”

“Fur vf abg bayl ynml, fur vf n ynml juber.”

“On to the Bat Cave!”

“Shouldn't this thread be titled "Holy KY Batman?"

KY, don't be shy.”

“"You have to forget about what other people say, when you're supposed to die, or when you're supposed to be loving. You have to forget about all these things. You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven." -Jimi Hendrix”

“There is nothing wrong with "thinking" about it on company time! LOL Unless bacpac has his way and then the thought patrol could write you up for wasting company time.

And as to women having "those kinds" of thoughts, OH YEAH! And they won't stop until I'm dead.

buddur, LOL! Morning wood!”

“Q: Who are the Brain Police?

A: bacpac”

“Who Are The Brain Police?

Aahh ah ahahahaaa, aahh ah ahahahaaa
What will you do if we let you go home,
And the plastic's all melted,
And so is the chrome?
WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE?

Aahh ah ahahahaaa, aahh ah ahahahaaa
What will you do when the label comes off,
And the plastic's all melted,
And the chrome is too soft?

Aaahhh!

Think I'm very tired and I'm going to die
I think I'm going to die, I think I'm going to die
WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE?

Aahh ah ahahahaaa, aahh ah ahahahaaa
What will you do if the people you knew
Were the plastic that melted,
And the chromium too?
WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE?


Frank Zappa
Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)
Jimmy Carl Black (drums)
Roy Estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)
Elliot Ingber (lead guitar, rhythm guitar)”

“FZ: Thank you very much for coming to our concert, I'd like to request that if you would please leave the hall in an orderly fashion so that we don't have any problem. Bring the band on down behind me boys, this is an important public service announcement. I don't want to have the police injuring you on the way home. Be nice when you leave the place so you don't have any trouble. Good Night.”

“oops sorry "V" you taught me better.

http://tinpan.fortunecity.com/anthrax/951/" target="_blank">Brain Police”

“newgirl it looks to me like you missed an opportunity that you should have taken.I too have been in situations like that before but it is easier for the females to act upon it cause iffin a guy does it on a whim it might turn into a law suit LOL!”

“I want you here and now
nothing else maters, but this moment and us
what happens afterwards, or what ever it was that was goning on before doesn`t concern me
for just a few brief moments I want to know you in a way that I can never tell my mother or kids about and I want it to keep me up nights and wake me from a fitful sleep of grogy days that came before and have it make me smile long into my golden years
now, make me and your kind proud and do that thing that`ll drive me up over the edge and pictch me off into thin air
I want to float like a feather and come down hard and feel it all
can you do that for me, if not why bother with it

kidding,....er,...I just wanted to play too.lol”

“Let me guess. Ice Tea???”

“newgirl..."hot and bothered"..."ups and downs"? Sounds like its time to introduce you to BOB!
heheheh!

Dontcha jess luuuv that Suthahn Draaww? ummmhmmmm
Cowboy, take me awayyyyy!
yeeehaw!
c|;o)”

“Speaking of Cowboys..there is something to be said for the way the men down here fill out their wranglers..especially when they wear a hat and a nice belt buckle too...

I used to think that Chivalry was dead until I moved here. These men know how to be polite and have great manners.

However, they also know to let all that stuff fly out the window when the jeans fly...lol

"having a ball in Texas, wish y'all were here"

Oh, by the way, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural and all y'all's is plural possessive.

That's the end of our grammar lesson for today folks..move along, nothing to see here!!”

“You should have just taken your lunch, then it wouldn't be on company time. ;)”

“newgirl, your are a women, and therefore entitled to go with your urges. Don't hold out for the "husband" type to have sex. You will find yourself waiting too long.

Go for it. Shout from the mountain tops "where's the beef". Please keep us updated.”

“Be like Nike. Just do it!

Ok newgirl, take it from a "not so new girl" in the dating arena. Just be yourself.......................which is to attack him!

No, no. Don't do that-- unless that's all you want. You know, you seem to have a great sense of humor online which usually catches peoples attention. I would think if you just started talking with Mr. Hottie that he'll start liking you and maybe ask you out. Or because you are part of the new generation, maybe you should ask him out (I'm old fashioned myself).See if you have anything in common. Maybe you don't and it would be a waste of your time to date him anyway.

Again, if the only thing you want from him is sex, don't hold back. Just be safe, use a condomn, & get it out of your system for another 5 months.

txwoodswoman, you said it--"Men in Wranglers". Woohoo!Uh ha..ummmmm....men in wranglers, sex and backpacking, sex & a cowboy hat (me wearing the hat, not him). Hummm. I've never done that before. I'll have to add that to my list of things to do before I die. (new thread idea?) Whew girl! You got me thinking about boys now! Well, I'm off to bed.....alone! :(”

“"Just lay him down in the wood chips and watch him do his stuff!" Life is short! ENJOY! Yo Bare!
Funny though, when I guy expresses fanasties he is considered preverted! SO I guess I am! Mohaaaaaaaaa!”

“Yo Bear! You're a wild man! :o)”

“why is it always "the kid's dad" that left?

what ever happened to "my husband left"?

maybe that's part of the problem.

this isn't rocket science, folks.”

“I hear ya Rad, but what happened to men, real men, owning up to their responsibilities. What kind of dirt bag sires a child, but doesn't hang around to be a Daddy? If your a man and you pork everything that moves, you better be ready to live up to your responsibility.

As my dear old Dad told me and my 5 brothers, "if it ain't worth marryin', don't mess with it!" Sage words to live by.”

“Rad- I would refer to my 'ex'(if at all), by saying 'my kid's mother left'. In my case (and a lot of others), she was not my wife (/husband).

I guess partly, it's a little way to deny that I had anything 'to do' with her at all. I'd just as soon not call her 'my' anything.”

“Oh, GOOD ONE, Radpac.”