If you don't know.....Ask?

“Why does a tough guy like bacpac use the word "poop"?”

“Because 'poop' is such a cute word.”

“tommy - I think the fly could hit the window in that case. He would probably perceive it as a fly swatter and fly away from it if he/she could.”

“If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?”

“Why were so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?”

“Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?”

“Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?”

“Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?”

“Why is a mouse when it runs?”

“Why do I get free gift offers? If its a gift, doesn't that mean its free?

What exactly is close proximity? How much closer is it than plain old proximity?”

“Why does my jacket say "professional dry clean only" Are their amateur dry cleaners?”

“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?”

“Is Bob Hope still alive?”

“If Psychics are so good, how come they don't call YOU?”

“Why is it that the road in life is covered with slime
why is it when things are good you never have the time
why do bad things come in groups of three
why if things fly apart do you look at me
why do I even bother most days to try
why did I start this thing with why”

“Beats me”

“What do you get when you mix Religion and an enema?












A religious movement”

“I use to get those when i drank...Oh,God if you just get me thruogh this I swear I'll never drink again!”

“Violin, I've read of a new scientific discovery for renewable energy. You strap buttered toast to the feet of a whole bunch of cats and drop them from a height. Because the toast cannot land butterd side up, and the cats can only land on their feet, the cats will spin in mid air. This is called a buttered-cat array. The article was in Scientic American or some other magazine like the Inquirer. I swear.”

“Violin,

The cat will land on it's side. Because the buttered toast and the cat balance each other out therefore both will land on their side.”

“But, the buttered-cat array only exists in some parts of the world and is therefore, not a universal phenomenon. In other parts of the world, buttered toast strapped to the feet of cats is called dinner.”

“A multi-purpose energy source, Baso4. Buttered cat would probably make good trailfood. Since it would be spinning above the ground, you could just nudge it along ahead of you with your knees, or tie a string to it and pull it along. No weight, and no space taken up in the pack. Someone needs to do a scientific trail test on this. I DO NOT volunteer.”