Serviciing Yourself!

“Considering the many past and most recent sex-related threads and the most recent Pee Wee thread (how dare Mr.Ruebens do it in public!)...

You know you do it to yourself!!! But do you do it in the woods?”

“all the time!”

“Please stay at least 200 feet from potable water.”

“Under the advisement of my attorney I'm invoking my 5th addmendment rights. Thanks for the advice Hiker Steve.

I'm still waiting for the girls' conversation on ultra-lite BOBs.”

“err...I mean "Steve Hiker".”

“Don?t go telling everyone, but? um? I tried that once and suffered the ultimate rejection: My hand fell asleep!”

“what is everyone talking about?”

“you, of all people, should know!”

“nice girls don't.

buzzzzzzzt!
>;D”

“Who hasn't?”

“UUUURGH hmmmmm uuuuurgh. oooh oooh ooooh ya!!!!!!!”

“Only after thinking about AmyG and BOB.”

“That's not your hiking staff that you have a firm grip on...”

“Well, it's the safest sex I know..

Anyway, why do you think the jacuzzi was invented by a woman? Those jets are not for you men at ALL.....MOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAAAA

WW”

“bite my lip and close my eyes...
take me to paradise.
i'm so damn bored i'm going blind...and i smell like sh!t.”

“Only on solo trips.”

“It`s no one`s business what I do alone on the trail
so, just don`t you ask and I sure as heck won`t tell
but, there`s times alone I get to missing the things of a woman
where there`s a will there`s a way and if there`s a need I can
funny, Santa`s little helper, I guess it`s an elf
but, it`s none of your business what I do to myself
now, you do know I was only kidding, don`t you
but, it`s still none of your business what I do”

“Biiig Fooooot dooose it.
Ha haha haha ha.

LOL!!!!!!!”

“LOL....”

“heh..are you kidding....
Om...the cosmic vibration from which all vibrations have sprung forth
"...hear and feel it surging into the spine, bursting open the doors of the heart. Feel it resounding thru every tissue, every feeling, every cord of your nerves. Every blood cell, every thought is dancing on the sea or roaring vibration." P. Yogananda

with that kind of vibration goin on?........well, ya dont have to touch a thing to know a thing!!!!!
heh...”

“wow. See, this is why I love all of y'all. I go away for a few days and AmyG brings up her 'toys' (and I don't think you can buy these through REI, heehee).

The only trips long enough that I couldn't wait till I got back were in bear country. Read: we did things in groups of THREE. I know what you're thinking you pervs! Although. . . heehee. No.”

“Perhaps there are those of you wishing to have a contest like they had on seinfeld. I would be glad to hold the money.”

“I'm out!”

“Me too, I'm with Buddur...bring the batteries, sweetie!!”

“OK, many of you have masterbated at work.”

“Oops, I meant How many?”

“He Rad, you are right, but the bear HAS found some honey lately! Yeeeeeeehaw!”

“Took my girlfriend on her first backpacking trip this weekend. We did 13 miles the first day and 9 miles the second. She mentioned that she should have brought her BOB. Sex was the last thing on her mind. She was thinking it would make a good neck/shoulder massager.

She's sore as hell but she's hooked. Two miles into the woods and she was already talking about arranging another trip with our kids. She wants to do one trip a year without our kids and a few with the kids.”

“Cool Sunny. I'm glad you got a partner up there. Are ya gonna get her on TT also?”

“All alone on the trail it could come down to this
I might close my eyes and fall off into the abyss
darkness all around me with a blanket of stars in the sky
I might find myself for the moment and not wonder why
with not so much as a kind word spoken or a lingering kiss
lost just trying to find myself and it`s come down to this”

“Push it forward, pull it back,
I don't need birthcontrol in my pack.
Baby, oh baby, seize the day,
I've added a new meaning to "out to play".”

“LOL......LH...

You go girl.....”

“Thanks for laughing. I'm sorry for stepping into your territory. Yours made me laugh too.”

“bacpac..MYOB, dammit!!”

“But Rosie your alright-you wear my ring
...when you hold me tight-Rosie that's my thing...when you turn out the light-I've got to hand it to me....Looks like it's me and you again tonight , Rosie

jackson Browne”

“hummmm .... TX I would have thought it would have been "MYOBOB, dammit!"”

“I do it, but I can honestly say I've never done it in the woods. It could be a new adventure though.”

“I see a promising new theme here for the next TrailTalk group hike...”

“Seam sealing takes on a completely different meaning.”

“LNT requires you not to grunt to loudly.”

“Grunt? Women, at least me, moan.”

“I heard Pee Wee Herman is now a trail guide!”

“HOLY @#$%! Is that for real? Give me a break.”

“HAHAHA!!
That Site is funny!! What a buncha morons!!”

“Morons is right.”

“I'm not sure if it's satire or not, but it sure is funny.”

“Yeah, I couldn't quite figure out if it was a joke either. It seems too stupid to be real.”

“I mean "require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced" and "Americans For Purity has called for the homes and cars of people who are caught Masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off" seem like dead giveaways but you never know.”

“" . . . costs American business $3.14 billon in lost productivity . . . " Seems like some pretty shady research to me. Bacpac, you might have the stats on somethin' like this.”