Serviciing Yourself!

“There are real headlines I've seen in papers:

WOMEN DIES WHEN SHE FALLS ASLEEP AND HER VIBRATOR CATCHES FIRE

CLALLAM COUNTY EXPERIENCES POWER SURGES FROM BLDS HOUSING SINGLE WOMEN WITH VIBRATORS

CLALLAM COUNTY DONATES BATTERY OPERATED VIBRATORS TO SINGLE WOMEN IN TOWN

Only kidding, bzzzzzzzzzz.”

“150,000 right now...... that number seems a little low.


oh well heres one for the Gipper”

“If there were only Full Service gas stations!”

“HeHeHe! That was pretty good stuff, Buddur.”

“hummm - a Self Service Gas Station - a bath tub -

















position everything just so and the "gas" will tickle the "sensitive parts"”

“"Doing battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love"???”

“Giddy and excited, I all but grin
there`s nothing like mountain air on exposed skin
all alone and feeling it, dripping like dew
it`s not for everyone, but it is for a few
waves of excitiment rush me like the water to the shore
I think I`ve had my fill of it and again I want it more
the hand of nature extended to all that wander near
and me all alone and feeling it, wishing you were here”

“Don`t tell me how deep my love is, you don`t even know
I feel things in many ways, but I may never let it show
and with your back to me how could you see
the way things are and have come to be
you`re gone, but it still hurts, the things you say
and me all alone now, I find myself this way
with many days and nights past now to think it through
alone with my thoughts and still my heart goes out to you
with empty arms and tears enough to fill a bucket
I find myself alone and I scream into the night, fu - - it
well, no one said life was fair so, this is just
I guess I`ll get by and do what ever it is I must”

“Oops,.....I wasn`t going to post that one......sorry, just thinking out loud with my hands...lol”