Who would win?

“...in a celebrity death match between Pee-Wee Herman and Gilligan? And why?”

“Gilligan is getting pretty old I think Pee-Wee could take him”

“With one hand?”

“Pee Wee
He seems pretty fearless. Gilligan always yelled for the Skipper when he was in a perdicament.”

“Pee Wee would run over him to death with his bicycle.
Also, Pee Wee has Harley Rider buddies. (Pee Wee's Big Adventure)”

“One could only hope it would be a tie.”

“Depends whether the match was held in an arena or dark theatre.”

“HAHAHAHA Steve!!!!!
Gilligan might get spooged!”

“Yup, it might not even be a contest. Pee Wee could win "pants down."”

“I can't believe we've come to this......... But I'll play Gilligan would make Pee-Wee his bitch.”

“He sure didn't want to make Ginger or Maryanne his b!tch.”

“Pee-Wee would win. All Gilligan ever did was run away from things. Besides, Gilligan's buddy is big, fat Skipper while Pee-Wee's buddy is Cowboy Curtis.”

“Pee Wee without a doubt! He'd beat Gilligan on the head...hard!”

“But think of the bottled up resentment Gilligan must have from being bossed around by that idiot Skipper all those years. That translates to RAGE.

My money is on Gilligan.”

“Not just the Skipper. Everyone on that island made him feel inferior and stupid.

Then there's the issue of courage. Sailors are ten times braver than girlie-bikers any day. I quote "If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost"”

“And toughness.

Gilligan has been living on a deserted island for years, making everything out of coconuts, generating power with a bicycle, running from gorillas...

Pee-Wee has been out of work doing God-knows-what to himself inside the Playhouse.

Edge: Gilligan”

“The Vegas sports books would win, of course.

Another winner would be the pay-per-view company.”

“Suppose you threw Gomer Pyle into the match?”

“It'd be a "toss" up.”

“While we're at it, lets throw Charlie Brown into the mix.”

“Charlie would win hands down...Several head butts would do the trick. They don't call him blockhead for nothing!”