Send me your UNDERWEAR, or....?

“Any of you veteran TT degenerates, or newbies familiar with wearing underwear on your heads want to hike on a Llama Rama by proxy?

Pamster tittilated us with promises of a pair of her undies of which we were going to take on our Third Annual Llama Rama.

These venerated undies to be photographed on top of some impressive High Sierra Pass, in the company of some long-necked South American Critters, and members of our hiking crew.

The offer stands:

Send me a pair of your

UNDERPANTS...

(no thongs please..they do not photograph well unless on the model, and in that case they tend to disappear into the vertical smile of the wearer)...

Or....

Send us another pair of wearing apparel that you would like to "Take a hike" on the Spaced Oddessy.

We, of the Third Annual Llama Rama, will don your personal artifact, and En Masse, pose in such garments for a group photo to appear on Phils' Photo Page of Trail Talk Regulars.

For a more personal photo, please SIGN your memento with your Trail Talk "handle", so we know who we are wearing.

Any takers?

Tonto”

“PS.....

I suppose it would help if I gave you my address:

Melanie Garside
HCR 79 Box 188
Mammoth Lakes, Ca. 93546

I don't think a pair of underwear can cost much more than one first class stamp to send.

And....

If you send them, would you like them returned?

Go ahead and laugh.

How many times have you worn YOUR underwear on YOUR head for a photo?”

“Once. Athletic cups make fine oxygen masks when playing "Fighter Pilot."”

“Always keep your friends close - but keep your underpants closer.”

“Depends!”

“....Must be pre-laundered....

Offer expires July 26, 2001.”

“shoot”

“







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“Mel - How many cold ones did you have before making this offer?

Well, it is probably less work than the "pass-around camera".”

“Nice dancing underwear V.!

Phil, actually, I just got a 12-er of "Wild Goose Pale Ale" in the mail from Tom Terrific!

I was taking it for a test drive after arriving home yesterday from a week in the wilderness with five llamas and a space cadet girly, girl neighbor.

WHAT a TRIP!

But I thought the underwear was a FINE idea!

We have such an unusual group here, who KNOWS what might turn up (or down)?

Athletic supporter over your facial ori-face?

Hmmmmmm?

Could be odiferous....”

“hmmmmm... Can I request that Phil be photographed with mine on? They're in the mail. :o)”

“LMAO Mel. About the underwear--I just went through my drawer of drawers (threw a couple away) and I found that mine are so very

A. Ordinary

B. Raggedy

With all due respect (and a few giggles) I think I'll pass.”

“Laundered....what,no organic stripes?”

“Would you like a pair with bold racing stripes? They're very stylish.”

“Whole, holey, raggedy, tight, stretched, gaudy, long, short...

Non-organic racing stripes are welcome.

MP...

Send me your e-mail again, Please?

I want to send you the latest on the t-shirts.”

“This reminds me of my trip to Japan. I was shopping with a few friends from other countries and we found some "edible panties". The woman in our group (from Thailand) was a health nut and without thinking asked what the nutritional content was. The rest of us guys just stared at her until we all busted up laughing.

Sunshine - Now I know why my fraternity brother from Ishpeming thought that UP girls were so special.”

“I don't wear underware.”

“Underoos ARE underwear Mr.dude!”

“Edible panties...

Now I haven't heard of those for a while.

What flavor were they?

WD...

Ever?”