I am Svetlina

“Wow, I read this thread totally bewildered, and then to find out it was lizs!!! Trolling badly, lizs, but you had me laughing at the whole thing, especially the lingo lessons. And a lot of jerseyeans do not say youz guys, they says "get out of MY WAY you f#&king a$$h*le!!This is MY road".”

“i'm really damned glad that i was out camping this weekend.

freakin' bizarre.”

“Svetlina, Please don`t leave us, what did we say
talk Russian to me, I love it when you talk that way
I see another side of you that before I didn`t see
come back please you little hottie and talk to me
maybe I wasn`t thinking good before, but now you got me thinking some
there could be more than meets the eyes here, YES, sweet one, please come”

“I am Svetlina. Nyet newgirl. Nyet adventure girl. I like birthdays and don't pout over them and not over men I lose to 2x4 in lumber. I try use betr English. I see my speling as good as many here.

Bigfoot, big yoo hoo. How big? I need big strong man. No chat czar like, is it Jerry Spring? Strong man, keep mouth shut. I am Svetlina. I could do that for you.”

“I'm falling to the ground and LMAO. Help, I've fallen & I can't get up!”

“High there sweetie, I`ve been missing you a lot
I got your note and for the life of me that made me hot
the way you talk, the way you think and the way you let me see
I don`t know what I was thinking,
but you`re the only girl for me
my arms ache to hold you and my lips burn for your kiss
please hurry sweetheart, don`t leave me alone like this
never again will I want if this dream will come true
I hold out hope, I count the minutes waiting on you
so, hurry love, find your wings and fly
I hunger for your love, without it I will die”

“Hi,.....oops,....now you got me talkin` Russian...lol”

“HOLY !$%& THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!”

“It is flowers that I would bring
and love songs that I would sing
if you were my love and loved me
I`d show you love like it can be
no more would I have to write like this
we`d fall into the other`s arms and kiss
arms together, lips pressed as close as they can get
hurry love, I`ll show you love you`ve not known yet”

“Oh geez! I go away for a week and come back to lizs trolling as a hot to trot rusky and Big Foot writing bodice rippers! What a world, what a world! ROFLMFAO!”

“LOL.... it`s been a while, I just wanted to play and get her back some too....”

“OK, the mystery continues. WHO am I logged in as????”

“I hope that is a retorical question.”

“I confused Ruskie hate to be, but so am I. I am Svetlina. This I know to be true. I am at job here... err... Miky D's. Big strong wee boy bacpac not like this. I ON LUNCH BREAK, pac.

Foot you no answer question. How big be you? Very big heart I see but what of that really matters?

I am Svetlina. I want no...know?”

“Sweet little one, I`m not called bigfoot for nothing
if you are the bird, I got what it takes to do the stuffing
you just get here and don`t worry your little head about the size
I`m packing plenty to frog out your pretty little eyes”

“BF, I'm shocked by you, lol.

Svetlina, how much would it cost to hire, I mean send over, one of your Russian girlfriends? I have this dear friend in Arkansas, and he needs company, but only for one night. If she is nice, this man will have vodka flowing like it was beer for her or beer flowing wishing it were vodka.”

“I`m sorry,.....I just wanted to play....lol”

“Woo Hooo! Looks like Svetlippy is gonna get some sausage and vodka!”

“You just thought you`d been loved, but that`s just a crock
you haven`t been loved till a country boy gets you in a head lock”

“Big Foot, no apology needed. I'm enjoying your new trend in writing, lol.

A "head lock"? Is it that big that you can put it around someones neck, lol, that's big.

Svetlina, I think BF may need more than one Rusky chic.”

“The hurt and the pain of the past still causes me to bleed
could you be my everything in life and be all that I need
are you the one with the smile I need and the soft touch
if you are that one in my life, I`ll love you twice as much
I`ll build a fire in you love, then cool you like a mountain stream
hurry sweet one and with your kisses wake me from this awful dream”

“Alright, before Bacpac or anyone else can come down on me, I`ll stop this, but I did want to play....LOL”

“whoo hooo, Big Foot, you are hotttttt! My computer is on fire!

Where is Hotlina when you need her?”

“LOL,......Thanks LH....I`ll quit this and be nice for a bit..”

“You in my arms and us sharing a kiss
every night my dreams start like this
and each time it turns out the same
I wake myself calling out your name
I can feel, smell and taste you, my lips pressed to your neck, you fit like a glove
you may yet be many, many miles away sweetheart, but I can already feel your love
it`s an empty bed I wake up to and shredded covers
Please hurry love, I can`t wait for us to be lovers
I look down at my empty hands and try to busy them and then look at the clock above
times just stands still for me without you here sweetheart, Please hurry love”

“Alright,...I lied.lol

I wasn`t going to write anymore stuff here and that`s the truth, but my hard drive is full on my computer. I guess to many poems and stories and such rot, but I felt like writing and I didn`t have any place to put it.

Sorry if this bothers anyone.....”

“Love turns to fire, what once was cold
clumsy at first, the kisses grow bold
two hearts racing, lungs about to burst
love`s hunger to lust to quench a thirst
hands tremble, but wanting to play
slow, cautious, but searching a way
time doesn`t matter, it seems to stand still
love finds a way, give it it`s head, it will
love is just as old as time is, but it seems so new
love`s it`s own master, when it has it`s way with you
long grass for a bed and thousands of stars dancing above
it was a time made for two young lovers to learn about love”

“Why is it that the hurt and pain never end
weak enough to break, to strong to bend
there`s never and end to it, or so it`d seem
lost in another time, caught up in a dream
dreams can happen and they can come true
why is it, that I`ll never get over you
you haunt my sleep and when I`m awake
how much more can one poor man take”

“Nice poems BF, but I have the answer, the end to it, and her name is Natalia Petrovsky.”

“LOL,....I thought I was a mess, but you`re two of `em....LOL

You can make me laugh at myself and that`s good.....”

“Oh,...Thanks for that......”

“There are more Natalie's where she came from. Those Ruskies come with catologs. They want to be American citizens so they don't have to wait on bread lines.”

“A woman and a man full of desire
smothered kisses to fan the fire
without you, it`s just things that I got
it`s your silken skin that gets me so hot
each to their own as we both take us a turn
just the heat from one makes the other burn
it`s things like this that gets me into all of those tights
it`s those southern women and those hot southern nights
I don`t need drugs, I couldn`t get and higher
just those soft wet kisses that turn into fire”

“oh geez...”

“Guess what?

Today My Russian sweetie as you call her read this, you should hear what she had to say about it and all of you!LMAO”

“LOL! How is she doin?”

“Congrats, Bigfoot. You speak her language?”

“The language of Love. ;-)”

“I see someone talking to himself. I also see that Violin has a commiserate.”

“might want to avoid taking her to see "Birthday Girl", in theaters now.....”

“Pedxing, she talked about you first, she liked what you had to say.

She said she was going to start writing on here. She didn`t want my help in finding her a trail name either.LOL

It wasn`t long after that we got into a fight so I don`t know if she will post or not!”

“in a fight???
Now BF, why are you so mean to all those adoring women???”

“LOL,.. who knows Pedxing,.. I just have this way with women, seems I can piss `em off mighty fast!LOL”

“She decided to talk to me again. I think she just wants to get to know you Ped!LOL She looked at your picture and told me to tell you Hi!LOL

Hmmmmm?”

“LOL! (there goes my notion that you attracted women with taste and standards)”

“I am Svetlina. Whur is so-called REAL Svetlina?”

“LOL,@ Ped!

Lizs, she said she was gonna start writing here, she had a lot to say about you!LOL”

“I may be Svetlina, but I'm not lizs!”

“Mooooowahahaha!”

“Give us a hint. Do you live on the East coast or West Coast?”