I am Svetlina

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Happy now?”

“I want to go on record as saying that Violin has practiced "alternate personality disorder" on this site and no amount of acting innocent will absolve him of guilt.”

“It does sound a lot better!”

“Thanks.”

“Well, my fans and groupies, I must away for the evening. I will check back in on you, darlings. For now, I must part. Take these few numbers and becoome someone you admire. 093358. Adieu. -Lizs”

“LOL,.. Dan you are so much gonna die a painful death. In Kansas there`s not so much as a good tree to hide behind!LOL

I do miss Kansas at times, you can see in almost any direction for 50 miles, 100 miles if you stand on a tuna can!LOL”

“You got a tuna can, Bigfoot? Can you loan it to me?”

“Skully, you sound just like Natasha when you talk like that!”

“I was in need of a good laugh today,.. Thanks Everyone so much for that!”

“Miss Iowa, are you suffering from red-face?”

“She prolly is, she told me she had to run into town for a bit. I guess her legs gave out on her?”

“I want to run my tongue up and down you naked body, until you are screaming in extasy, then make love to you till the next day and then 2 days after, until we are both nothing but a pile of quivering mush.”

“MMMmmm, mush.”

“Me here and you over there and so many miles apart
in you I find my strength and love you hold my heart
with a heart shared like that, it`s cut in half some say
those days we are apart, but look forward to the day
when we will be together and it no longer be this way
alone I fight the wolves of loneliness to keep it at bay
alone I walk the darkness and curse the moon above
I don`t want to be alone any longer, Please hurry love”

“you can cast all other aside, the man, JimmyC is in here now.......”

“Whatssup Big Foot, your honey went back to Russia for a visit? I must've missed a few posts on this forum.”

“Hi Stanlee!

No, I just thought I`d bring this thread back up so it didn`t fall away.”

“Sounds like Pickup Andropov is back to me!”

“I am Svetlina and I come over bak to yur country. I terrorist, nyet. Yet even I seeks the luving unit of big strong man. Whur is abalama man I once sot?

I follow fenceposts here. I see men many. Who best? Who pack my back with me?

I am Svetlina.”

“you got vodka?
as for men?
id go with marvin garden or geobeet!”

“I'll pack your back. Post a photo, you cummie.”

“Most Americans don't believe all foreigners are terrorists so you probably don't need to mention that in the future. I'm not to sure about Alabama love-- I had some Army training there and gene pool is pretty shallow if you know what I mean;) Your accent, err, your English and name indicate you come from eastern Europe, what part?

11”

“Which base, eleven?”

“Omigod, lizs is trolling again, da?”

“what the hell kinda typo was that, flyguy?!”

“The Freudian kind...”

“I thought Svetlina was with Big Foot??”

“Da”

“wow he spells as good as i do”

“Da iss Rrrussian for Yess, the opposite of nyet! You have maybe more questions darlink?”

“I am Svetlina. In CCCP, we have munster slay carried by rainder. Many come togther. Finnish the first is weiner. Is said I think as Big Foot. maybe Big Weiner becuz is first.”

“Svetlina is out of touch. The CCCP is no more.”

“For once I'm glad my leg is broke. Go for it Big Foot!”

“Iss now modelink dayvear.
Iss now modelink swimvear.
Iss now modelink evenink vear.”

“I am Svetlina. GoBeeter man, you iss vear volf Mammma Gildarud varned abut me?”

“yeah i get everything you said but,

do you have vodka??”

“No, iss broken legget pitiful peasant Mamma Gidarud varned about chu. Iss Bigget Foot vat dat Mamma Gildarud varned iss vear volf about chu.”

“Wodka darlink, iss wodka. In Russia da vee is pronounced Wuh. Is like Wolga boatman drink too much Wodka and wommit.

Iss wuh pronounced vee as in vear volf vent avay.

Svetlina tells iss truth, I svear.”

“Hey, hey and a ho, ho
I`m always good to go
full of vim and vigor
blow on the hose if you want it bigger
soon you`ll know, what you`ve dreamed about
I got what it takes to frog your little eyes out
I like to be socked up deep in a velvet glove
I like to make love slow so, best hurry love”

“i vant do wommit.”

“See Svetline, iss Bigget Foot vat iss da vear volf Mamma Gilderud varned about chu. Go dragget him home darlink. He iss churs. Ain't he da handsome tink?”

“Chu von him in da raffle. Tro him ower da shoulder and taket him avay.”

“I am Svetlina. Vodka vench. Talk you wit bad tongue, nyet?”

“Nyet. Iss von him in da raffle. Chu must taket him avay, Da? Spasebo!”

“Svetlina, you know what they say about big feet, eh? I think Big Foot wears a size 13 or 14.”

“See? Iss vear volf Mamma Gilderud about chu varned. He iss yours darlink. Taket him avay and do vit him as chu pleaset. Iss big strong man to backet your pack and maket fire vit. Iss varm for sleepet bag.”

“Vodka vench

And how do I become one???”

“You're almost halfway there Potty Mouth. Just head down to the liquor store and ask for Wodka.”

“I am Svetlina.

Vodka Vench >> Does you kiss der mutter vith that potty muth?”

“nope shes dead
any other stupid questions?”