I am Svetlina

“Do you wanna kiss that potty mouth?”

“Make no mistakes about anything you`ve read, or heard
there`s no fences, or cages that holds that game bird
so, if you`re feelin` lucky guys, come on and give her your best bird call
us ol` boys of the red, white and blue`ll do our part and give it our all
for God, flag and country, baseball, love and apple-pie too
act now, cuz there won`t be much left, if I get to her before you”

“All yours big guy. No way I can catch you with a busted leg and crutches. You-da man!

What's your preference:
Svimvear
Dayvear
Eveninkvear (That flashlight is kinda kinky, don'tcha think?)”

“oh great now bird2tiny is going to come out of its cage
run for your drunken life...”

“I am Svetlina. I read fencepost here on fureez? Is Big Foot furrey? strange veddy”

“uumm Big Foot I think you have a fan
do you want her drunk or sober?”

“I've tried giving him to her and her to him. They want each other but can't seem to connect.

Les etrangers dans l'soir!”

“Sober, if I have anything to do with it
I don`t want a mean drunk, havin` a fit
all of this talk of drinkin` and such and other`s hintin` about size
I want her sober, I want her to know it was me that crossed her eyes”

“Musta scared them both off.”

“Ooops, spoke too soon. Never Mind.

Go for it big one. Knock her babushka off!”

“lol”

“Why do you hate her grandmother so much?”

“ok well maybe you should be drinking!!”

“Why should I be drinking and more so, why should I be drunk
it`s hard enough for you to understand me and what I`ve thunk
drinking impairs vision and everything`s blurred
there`s no misunderstandings, if you got every word
to get her drunk would make me out to be a skunk
no, I want her stone sober, any woman I`m gonna bunk”

“Go for it big one. Knock her babushka off!”

“come here my little babushka”

“How funny is that,...a redneck and a RED?LOL”

“Happy Hour!!

(EDT)”

“How many other trolls were you Lizs? I'll bet you have five or ten other names here on TT don't you? Fess up!”

“Hey SH. You been hidin' out, just waitin' for Svetlina to reappear?

<G>”

“wouldn't you rather FROG her eyes, BigFoot? or is that out of style, I've been gone a long time...”

“I am Svetlina. I go way fer Americun sillee holleeday and my fencepost be gone. Wher be Beeg Feet? GBeet? Vodka Wench? Really know must I where be Sollee? You man wit own fencepost, Sollee Duds, nyet?”

“Does that translate into "I am a female who sweats alot?"”

“Svet, Big Foot should have taken you out on the town and knocked yer babushka off by now. Last I heard he was panting and ready to go. I expected a wedding invitation by now.”

“What does everyone have against this woman's poor grandmother?”

“Svetlina" is Bulgarian for Spiritual Light or Divine Light.

"Light comes from God. It illumines the path of every human being. Everyone should love God since they receive light from Him." Beinsa Douno”

“I am Svetlina. Beeg Feet saz tails of men. Baad men. Skruplez nyet men. he telz me, but I more haf to lern. Pleze await on me.”

“Babushka can be either a grandmother or a head scarf. Svetlina knows what I mean! Big Foot I'm not so sure.

Svet Baybee, you maybe are barking up tree wrong. Instead of Beeg Feet, here Tony Soprano goes for Rushink wimin in beeg way and may be havink openink. Maybe you inquire, da?”

“and her best friend only has 1 leg.
geobeet can relate to that can't ya???
remember when his sister Janis stole her leg and wouldnt give it back until she got beat up by the russians...”

“That whole episode had me laughing my butt off. Every time he was with his Russian girlfriend I was doubled over.

"Tonee, I am cannot live without you."”

“SEPT 15TH BABY!!!!!!!

cant wait”

“Really. I stop clicking and watch the friggin teasers!

They are showing Band of Brothers again on Tuesdays at 9. Still the best show I've ever seen.”

“nope im not into war shows



give me mofia (sp)
or give me death


:)”

“ooppss...
both shows are about death”

“I have cool soprano's stuff that was sent to me from HBO....hahahahhaha...maybe I'll donate some of the stuff to the tc2 event for prizes. I'm awaiting 3 sony digital still cameras from hbo now...I love my job...get cool stuff and I get to play on TT all day.”

“I'll take the lifetime pass to Bada Bing.”

“I`m some-what of an expert on Russian love
those hot little minks and the velvet glove
for some time now I`ve talked to Russian women, I guess you might say a lot
guess I`m gettin` pretty good at it, `cause I know what to say to make `em hot
I have a big heart, two strong arms and I can heat up the coldest Russian night
those Russian women have been talked to plenty, you bet `cha, but never right
they want to talk and they want a man to listen to `em, hour, after hour
they want a bit of excitement in their lives and I can fill `em with desire
every stroke of the pen matches those of a painter`s brush
I can make `em feel good about life, I can make `em blush
as words are to paint, or those different colors and bold strokes
I paint `em a beautiful picture, in verse, stories, or even jokes
I tell them what true love is, or at least what is was to me
I try to do it in a way that they can understand it and see
that their love is out there searching for them and it`s time they met
and they know there`s someone for `em, they just haven`t found him yet
so, if you`re thinkin` I don`t know, better take another glance
I know what there`s to know about love, all I need`s another chance”

“How do you say Gak! in Russian?”

“Yob tvoyu mat.”

“The dark night howls outside, the wind is blowing
there`s a fire in the fireplace and now it`s snowing
snug against the cold we watch the snow form on the windowsill
it looks like it could snow all night long and I think maybe it will
it`s a time for lovers, laughter, a glass of red wine and us slow-dancing
maybe it`s cold outside, but it`s heating up by the hour, our romancing
soft music is playing and there`s only the soft glow of the candle lights
a clinking of glass, here`s to hot Russian women and long winter nights”

“Yob tvoyu mat!”

“aaawww big foot your such a sweetie”

“Horny is more like it.”

“Here's a site for Big Foot:

Russian Ladies want to meet you!”

“Now we know why Big Foot likes winter sports.”

“Thanks bp:)”

“is it true what they say about Big Footed Big Foot?

”

“I actually had a friend who went to Russia to meet a woman. That relationship didn't work out because she didn't really want to leave Russia. He kept trying, and met a nice girl from The Czech Republic. They're married now, and living here. So it can work out, you just have to be careful.”

“LOL


They tend to find me through my poetry,....I don`t even like poems, but hey, who am I to question the powers that be?:)

I got some chompin` at the bit to come see me, but so far I have been able to talk `em out of it, but I`m runnin` outa room to run and that`s the reason for this thread:)


Lizs knows I`ve backed myself into a corner and it`s put up, or shut up time, looks like.


Yup, ;) it`s true:)


All the hipe, all the lies,..I got enough to frog `em eyes:)”

“One small voice calling out lost into the night
like a candle to the darkness, a bit of light
are you my true love, are you the one for me
all the hours searching, love where can you be
aimlessly searching, the way the lost often do
in each face I see, I wonder, love is that you
never to know your touch, or your tender kiss
hour after hour and another night spent like this
I`m searching for you love, I hope you`re doing the same
I hold a light against the darkness and call out your name”