I am Svetlina

“sally sweatbelly. OH MY!”

“LOL”

“I hear they don't shave their pits.

NYET?

Svetlina? ha ha ha, rotflmao!”

“My hands start shaking as I begin to press the keys
oh she cries out, yesss like that, oh yesssss, please
no right and wrong in it and no one more to blame
don`t stop now, come on, give me more of the same
I know there has to be an end to the madness, but what the heck
my hands trail down her sides as I kiss all over her lovely neck
long, wet kisses more than those tiny, little pecks
me and sly Svetlina getting` it on, havin` cyber sex”

“So what the heck ever came of this while I was laid up.”

“I knew you got LAID!



hehe
I had to say it!”

“Svetlina and ULTRAPecker got hitched and are now happily trolling each other.”

“"Midnight in Moscow" will never sound the same ever again!”

“Oh Yeah? What about the Song of the Volga Boatman??”

“That song was a theme of a Smothers Brothers sketch. Dickie kept telling Tommy that Volga is pronounced Wolga.

"Then the Wolga boatman drank too much wodka and wommited," Tommy replied.”

“Geo buddy,

What a blast from the past. Actually since I pretty much stopped watching TV when I was 12 years old the TV memory from my childhood is not blemished with the drivel that passes for entertainment these days. Or is that daze?”

“yes geo is in a daze”

“Hey Svetlina, I just heard your song on the radio-"Babuschka, Babuschka, Ya, Ya".”

“Maybe Svetlina is dancing too busy, da?”

“Svetlina,
Ive got a guy here for you to meet.
say hello to the french man.....”

“Oui oui! Where is dis Russian woman? Does she like wine and cheese? More importantly does she like saucy frenchmen who talk with dis outraaaaaageous accent?! Haw haw haw!”

“Mister Froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride ah-uh-huh, ah-uh-huh ...”

“Hey Svetlina Babi, iss old Comrade Putin and Take-out! You meybe want to jiggy get, Da?”

“I guess iss answer nyet?”

“yawn!!!”

“We want Svetlina back.... We Need Hottie Trolls...”

“is this where she was busted?”

“RE: I am Svetlina
"One who calls yuriself newgirl, I am Svetlina and I am the newgirl now. Please,no mean to disrespect but as my father Sergei oft said to me in the dark mountains I grew in -- get over it.

As for Mr. Big Foot. Yes, you I have found. And I've heard many times, big foot, but......errrrrr, how do I say in this country? But I think maybe I like Americans many American men when I see their talk. So as my father Sergei oft said to me when he drove 237 km to visit the nearest town and shop for the bathroom paper we sorely needed, and yet I chose to stay in the dark mountains -- you had a chance you did, now get over it."
lizs
06:34:54 PM
07/06/01

RE: I am Svetlina
"Dang, busted!!! LOL!!! (so why does it say I'm logged in as -Svetlina-???????? MATT, YOUR SYSTEM IS SCREWED UP!! Not like I wanted to troll anyone...heheee... not anyone who didn't deserve trolling anyway! LOL!!)

Hey, this trolling is fun! Glad you had a laugh, Mr. Foot! ROTFLMAO"
-Svetlina-
06:38:01 PM
07/06/01

well I liked this troll!!”

“So iss maybe Svetlina making bortsch, nyet?”

“As long as we're pulling up old threads, this classic bears another look.

Whatever happened to Big Foot?”

“Iss bigger yet question. Does Svetlina her dream man find?”

“I thought lizs was her?
or is it big foot?

either way, it is a classic!”

“Big Foot in love with Svetlina vass.

Svetlina iss Svetlina. Medium just iss lizs.”

“She's still looking for a man. Sign up here guys.



Dub?”

“I miss her. she was fun...”

“I chust finnich readink tred again. Iss so funny, da?”

“sorry goe, just not the same.”

“so, you can troll and really get busted huh?? too funny!!”

“So whatever happened to our gal Svetty? Did she ever find her man?”

“Svetlana was drawing out our own Big Foot who I don't see posting anymore. I wonder if Big Foot found HIS Svetlana!:)”

“Maybe they found each other and don't need us anymore, Da?”

“I wonder! Was Big Foot from Atlanta?”

“Big Foot is from Arkansas. There was that big "to do" when a gal from tt, TXwoodswoman, visited him, I believe with her son, and then she came back and dissed his state and said they all lived in buses.

Big Foot was not a happy camper, but took it in stride and took the high road. BF is into poetry, so he may be spending his time on those sites.”

“Sounds like something before my time. I believe TXwoodswoman received a marriage proposal posted here on TT. She turned it down.”

“You sure I didnt make an indecent proposal and got accepted? I cant remember myself - long time ago”

“nowslimmer, well the proposal surely wasn't from Big Foot after that fiasco. TX didn't really have any complaints about BF, just some.....not nice comments in general after he hosted her stay with him.

Lumber, I think most men would remember taking a woman up on an indecent proposal, even if he screwed us and didn't give the details!!!!:) Think hard, zipper down, pants off (maybe), lol:)”

“Lumberjack - Relax, it was not you.

---

BTW, I've met TXwoodswoman a couple of times and she's wonderful. It's difficult for me to under her reaction to that trip. I'm sure there was a cause for it.
last edited: 11/26/05 2:47:19 PM”

“nowslimmer, I don't know why she seemed to diss her visit with BF. It didn't seem like BF did anything wrong, so I don't know the answer to that. You could always ask her one day. It was public knowledge that she was not happy since she posted it on tt.

I don't know either one personally, but feel people get let down on both sides when they perhaps expect more from each other personality wise??? But she didn't have to diss him online to everyone.”

“She died from silicone sepsis. One of her implants burst.”

“Which one?”

“Would Tango pull our legs? She seems to know a lot about this sort of appearance alteration.”

“I was thinking the same thing NS. She knows too much about Svetty.”

“I thought Tango was talking about Txwoodswoman.”

“*rimshot*”

“Thanks NS , I wasnt sure if it was real or just a leftover fantasy :)”