I am Svetlina

“I am Svetlina and I am not long to this country. I seek information on backpacking and big strong men to go with me. I see a teenage girl named newgirl?? She seeks big strong men too?? Where is this lumberyard where the big strong men be?

I am in Alabama, "y'all" hehe. Would there to be any big strong men here? How about other states that begin with A?

There is one man here who others think is strong. Yet he is soft as a kitten too.

I am Svetlina and I seek this man. that I might come and take care of him for the rest of this American summer.

Newgirl can stay away. This one to be mine.

I be coming.”

“nyet.”

“You be coming?

Is this Tarpie in drag?”

“ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk about a troll!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!”

“Huntsville Alabama.....Try Me.”

“Hey Ruff...TROLLIN' is MY Job...don't listen to him sweets I may not be in Alabama but I can commute!”

“Ruffian, since Svetlina spelled her name wrong, it's Svetlana, there may be other things wrong with her.

I have a feeling her endowments would feel very similar to yours. If you know what I mean, ; )”

“That's ok LH, actually that's the reason I asked to meet it....

I moonlight as a sex changer..(Wink)...”

“One time I went to the airport to pick up a Russian who was going to work at camp with me. I was told she would be wering somthing that I would have no doubt that she was russian. Well anyway whhen the plane arrived it was filled with buissness men and one girl wearing a tshirt that said Russia on it. So I walked up and introduced myself and helped her wiht her things. The girl seemed a tad bit confused, but I blamed that on jet lag. As we were walking down the hallway she all of a sudden stops and says, "who are you picing up?" And I say "Victoria of course" and shes says "I Svetlana!" I handed her back her luggage and went to go look for my russian. Well it turns out she missed the plane. That was one weird day! And that story is true! Are you that Svetlana?”

“Good one Mr.Tarpy!

Drinkin' Russian vodka tonight?”

“Ruffian, maybe your named should be changed to Adventureman, lol.”

“I bet she's looking for bacpac.”

“Hey Svet..., tarpy, bacpac, or whoever you are...the foreign person approach has been tried a couple of time before.”

“I have an adventure for 'Svetlina' right here....

And a variation of that adventure just in case we're all wrong here and she turns out to be a 'Real' woman....LOL

And since I don't drink, there is little chance I'll confuse which plan is for which 'Svetlina'...”

“Ruffian, you got me LMAO”

“Oh god.”

“I dated a Russian once. Their lack of articals made for the sexiest accent imaginable. They led to sentences like, "Tom, let's go down to park for nice valk." Ohhhh.....ok.”

“LOL....I know this one......lizs sweetie.LOL”

“Svetlina is a real name. I know of a Bulgarian by that name.

Funny satire by the way!”

“I bet "Svetlina" has a five o-clock shadow and gorilla-like hair on "her" knuckles and back. Of course I could be wrong and she could be this sexy buxom blonde model looking for a good time.

But then again...how many other Russian women living in Alabama have you met that want to go hiking?”

“LOL ..... What a HOOT.....

It`s lizs you guys, her or Lips sweetie, they know there`s this little Russian hottie that thinks I need her help and love.

They have been giving me a hard time about it and now one of them has got you helping with it.

That is just MEAN...LOL”

“She only wants to go to Alabama becaue she probably will speak better english than everybody else in the state.”

“Big Foot--go for it! Read my above post.”

“Big Foot is definitely right (it must be Lips!... good one Lips!)

I wuzz wonderin' if "other states that begin with A" wuzz a clue!!!!

And the meaning of "There is one man here who others think is strong. Yet he is soft as a kitten too" becomes clear too.”

“As an Alabamian I will say that we don't attempt to speak english. We speak Southern. You guys(in my best yankee accent) should know that. As Lewis Grizzard (God rest his soul) used to say, God talks like us.”

“Get it right dayhiker.

It's: youz guyz.”

“LMAO dayhiker - my comment was really a shot at bacpac, not the whole draned state ya'll”

“I apologize. I only know how say yall. For example: would youz guyz like a bottle of pop sounds weird? Do yall want a coke? sounds normal.”

“I meant to say "I only know how TO say yall" As I said, english isn't our strong suit.”

“Youz guyz want I should break his leg?”

“I reckon' so dayhiker.”

“Violin-I can speak a little New Jerseyese. It comes from Joey off of friends. How you doin'?”

“I wish to really to meet and attend this man from the state of "A" - whole man I think he be.”

“Thanks Tommy, I did read your post and you may have something there...lol”

“If you're gonna take a shot at someone, at least get your facts straight. Alabama?”

“Sorry Svetlina, I'm very much an Alabama boy, but I'm also very married. I'm sure there are plenty of strapping young lads who could help you. Just go to any trailhead and "hang out your shingle" so to speak. You could be the official Alabama "trail ho"”

“Big Foot, I promise you it's not me. I never even connected you with this thread topic. Now that you mention it has something to do with you, I find it very funny.

The Russians that moved into my old neighborhood in NY loved to die their hair blond, more like yellow. I'm sure Big Foot has gotten enough nude pictures of them to realize this, lol. :{}”

“It's obvious why she chose the great state of Alabama. That's where all women go to find "real" men. Not being from Alabama youz guyz probably didn't know that.”

“This is funny, I wish I had thought to do it first, but I`ll get lizs for it....lol”

“Huh?”

“One who calls yuriself newgirl, I am Svetlina and I am the newgirl now. Please,no mean to disrespect but as my father Sergei oft said to me in the dark mountains I grew in -- get over it.

As for Mr. Big Foot. Yes, you I have found. And I've heard many times, big foot, but......errrrrr, how do I say in this country? But I think maybe I like Americans many American men when I see their talk. So as my father Sergei oft said to me when he drove 237 km to visit the nearest town and shop for the bathroom paper we sorely needed, and yet I chose to stay in the dark mountains -- you had a chance you did, now get over it.”

“Dang, busted!!! LOL!!! (so why does it say I'm logged in as -Svetlina-???????? MATT, YOUR SYSTEM IS SCREWED UP!! Not like I wanted to troll anyone...heheee... not anyone who didn't deserve trolling anyway! LOL!!)

Hey, this trolling is fun! Glad you had a laugh, Mr. Foot! ROTFLMAO”

“Matt's system is surely screwed up. WHO AM I ANYWAY?!?!?!?!?!?”

“Too funny!”

“Come back Svetlina, come back!”

“I wonder how many other trolls can be attributed to Lizs?

All of them as far as I am concerned.”

“I knew lizs was a firecracker under that sweet exterior.

he hee, whoever would have thought.”

“Wow sweetie, you caught yourself that time...LOL

That was to funny..yes,....please come back.......I tell you and you tell the world.LOL”

“ROTFLMAO!!! Great job Lizs!”

“So you're not looking for Alabama guys? All of our feelings are hurt?”