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“As to Mel, I found her post very offensive. Sounds just like the thinly veiled threats of those who assume a "PC Police" role in some Delphi forums.

I see a danger in this forum losing its unique, freewheeling character if these moral police are not checked.

Newgirl and everyone else, you say what you want.”

“I think you should take a nice long bike ride in the woods with this feller and share each others purified water. It would do you both a world of good from the way it sounds.”

“It's total Anarchy!!!”

“Steve?

How long did you say you've been here?

The only person I USUALLY offend is bacpac.

You want to take a poll on how offensive good advice is?

Moi?

Advocating conformity?

I beg to differ.”

“I love a woman who begs!

...even if it's to differ.”

“Yeah, what Phil said.

I personally think new girl must be ugly as hell. We still ain't seen a picture yet. Untill we do, my image of her is something that looks like Hagar the Horrible's wife.”

“and walkingdude looks like Hagar.”

“Speaking as an EX-TT regular & a Resident lurker, Keep up the off topic banter. I love it, The subject matter can be anything, Sexual fantasies about me, how supper cool everyone thinks I am, my world renowned graphic design skills, (speaking of which dose anyone know where I can find a Dot Gain Scale for free? Or dose anyone know how to make one? GATF wants way too much) See we are backpackers but we are also a lot more than that. Just keep it clean I don?t want to see any Fu©k!Ng Bull $#!T Curse words posted all over this G0d Damn site. But more importantly DON?T LET THE P.C. PISSANTS GET TO YOU! They should learn how to read the topics before they go reading the thread that fallows, some of these post are so baited only a fool could not know where they are headed. Got to go battery getting low.”

“Now I get it! Its a girl thing.

Mel and Lips are giving Newgirl crap because they are jealous. A new young hottie is getting the attention and they can't stand it.”

“I wish parents would keep their latch-key kids off the internet.”

“Mel and Phil well said!

This thread is sooooooo reminiscint(sp?) of Oldies " you guys are a bunch of homophobes and I am leaving to make a political statement blah blah blah..." thread.

Newgirl if you dont want people to make fun of your grandma style underwear (or crotchless painties as it were....) then dont hang them out in public view for all to see.You may not want to be perceived as a hussy but if it walks like a duck....”

“and Sonrisas looks like that Hagar's dog. LOL!”

“Hagar loves his dog more than his wife. *wink, wink*”

“Orbit...

Your posts were always too long to read anyway.

Son..

My Dear Young Man.

If I want attention, good or bad, I can always drop my shorts and bend over....

...to admire, to kiss, or just make a statement.”

“Can ya blame him? That's one UGLY womn!!

BTW, Sonrisas, Are you male or female?”

“null”

“sonrisas, you have a bad habit of not reading posts correctly. I told newgirl to post whatever she wants to post.

Jealous, not even on my worst day. I have a handsome husband, and am glad to be out of the dating scene. How could I be jealous of her if I've never seen her. She's a hottie? How would you know? She could be Pee Wee Herman for all you know.”

“Newgirl, you gotta be you. All I said was, we don't have to know everything about you. A little mystery in life is a good thing.”

“This is true!

BTW...

Stevie Poo?

I was the one defended Tarpie's right to say FU(K out loud here.

I'm the least of the PC Police.”

“You coulda fooled me Mel. At least as far as your posts to newgirl.”

“I think New girl & Mnt Gal are both guys playing a joke.”

“I also have some doubts whether newgirl is real, since we don't have a pic and have asked for it before. The latest is she can't find a scanner, which seems strange even in a small town.

She has, however given us some details about herself and Montana that seem credible. If I was a bookie I'd give it 3:2 that she's for real, but it's close.

So newgirl, get thee to a scanner and post us a pic!

BTW if newgirl is really tarpie in drag or mtngal, they've done a super trolling job. I'd nominate "newgirl" for the Trolling Academy Awards if it's indeed a troll thang.”

“Say what ya want, as long as you don't take shots at people because you think you are superior to them, or holier than thou.


Notice how bacpac's posts are very tame now. It looks like he came across a bigger dog with a bigger bite. I love tamin' bullies, it's so much fun.”

“i think he was taking shots because you sound like an idiot, not because he feels better than you.”

“If new girl or mtn Gal turn out to be for real, I'll be the first to admit I was wrong. BUT, I think they are phony as hell.
At least go take a hike with somebody that will vouch for ya.”

“I'm with you there walkindude. I posted that thought before. The same person in my mind, even if a picture appears.”

“Even if newgirl posts a pic, we still won't know she's for real until she meets one of us. Tarpie can send Phil a pic of some girl and we'd never know the difference.”

“Yeah, I expect to see a phoney swimsuit pic or something.
GO backpacking ya troll!!! LOL”

“Buddha Bear, do you really think that following bacpac from thread to thread and trying belittle him in the name of saving all TT'ers is actually going to "tame" him? The only thing I see is you are making every thread look the same. In the words of bacpac "grow up".”

“Your just making bacpac stronger. He lives for this sh!t.”

“Baume, walkindude and switchback, I can see where you are coming from, but you guys don't know me. i am not slammin' that a$$ bacpac for fun, or because I want to tame him. I just hate bullies and injustice, and that is what he personifies. if you guys, who I respect don't like it, or think I'm some idiot, so be it, you are entitled to your opinion, and you won't see me hounding you. Educated opinion, and maliciuos intent are two differnet animals.”

“Someone wipe this smile off my face. I think I died and went to heaven. Buddah Bear you are a champ, I haven't had this much fun in a long time.

Tell me when my tone changed? When was I so nasty?”

“Say what you will..

BACPAC is my HONEY!

Anybody who loves McCain ain't all bad.”

“Dang spell checker! Chump isn't spelled with an 'a'.

Mooooohaaaaaahaaaaaaaa”

“All togheter now....

30 Point Buck
by: Everett P. McCoy

Sung to some ole' tymey music


Been' Huntin' these mountains for 30 years.
Never shot a deer, brought my dog to tears.

Then one day I had a change of luck
When i came across a 30 point Buck!

Refrain:
30 point buck, 30 point buck,
was so damned big I screamed HOLY F*CK!
30 point buck, 30 point buck
That poor ole SOB was sh*t out of luck.

Grabbed my rifle aimed it low
The deer looked around as if lookin' fer a dough.

I put my eye to the sight and pulled the trigger on the gun
The 30 point buck didn't have no time to run.

Refrain.

For 30 long years is was the joke of the town
But when I came home that day they still called me a clown..

Still nobody loves me south of ole' alabamy and back
That's right, you guessed it, my name is bacpac......

Refrain.”

“Doesn't this guy know another song?

Who told him he could sing?”

“Could someone please pass me the grey poupon?”

“i think that if butter bear is not drinking anymore, maybe he ought to start again.

bacpac is not the one who is making himself look like an ass.”

“In a shi--ing contest, no one comes out clean.”

“no kidding.

all of this pissing and moaning is getting pretty messy, too.”

“Wher is Gentle Ben? Is he ever going to finish that story?”

“I'm not trolling, I'm not mtn gal, I'm not Tarpie. There are scanners in my small town, I just don't know anyone that has one well enough to ask if I can use it for a couple minutes. I made arrangements w/ skiracer yesterday to mail some pics. for him to scan. I think that should be done pretty quick. I have gone bping, my buds don't post here. I don't have all the time or money in the world to do it though, I am a single mom. The first pic. is just me and my baby (out of context, not bping), my buds don't have the gosh darned film from my first trip developed yet. I don't claim to be a frickin' supermodel, just a regular girl. Gawd, do you guys want my stats until you get the pics.? Gojo can vouch that the destination of my first trip was a real place. He's been there. I don't think Mel is the PC police, I have seen her other posts and they are far from conformist, she is just being Bacpac's advocate and I was kinda' poking fun at it. I haven't meant to alienate the ladies. It just so happens that dating and men are in my mind right now, so I post about it. We aren't just bpers, are we? Sorry about the long post. Trying to get it all out.”

“SteveHiker, the walk was great. He is great. I don't think I should give details though, I promised.”

“Nonsense. At least tell us if ya got any.”

“Into the Jell-O with all of you! Behave yourselves.”

“Tepid Jello.

Yum”

“No, I didn't get any. We just did some hangin' out. He is the sensitive poet type. Okay, I think I really like this guy, so I'm not going to discuss.”

“First, I had a feeling my post would stir up mel and lips--touchy! touchy! Now I guess you know how those who are attacked and made fun of for their sincere words feel.
Oh no! I guess I'm starting to act like bacpac.

Second, I like Hagars dog, so thank you! He is probably the smartest one on that cartoon.

third, I could be older than you mel so don't assume that I'm a "young man." I might be a woman.”

“What do you mean by attacked?”

“sic 'em, boy!”