bacpac's public apology

“Kiss my @ss.”

“Only for you, dear.

What would we do without you?”

“buck up, little camper!”

“30 Point Buck
by: Everett P. McCoy

Sung to some ole' tymey music


Been' Huntin' these mountains for 30 years.
Never shot a deer, brought my dog to tears.

Then one day I had a change of luck
When i came across a 30 point Buck!

Refrain:
30 point buck, 30 point buck,
was so damned big I screamed HOLY F*CK!
30 point buck, 30 point buck
That poor ole SOB was sh*t out of luck.

Grabbed my rifle aimed it low
The deer looked around as if lookin' fer a dough.

I put my eye to the sight and pulled the trigger on the gun
The 30 point buck didn't have no time to run.

Refrain.

For 30 long years is was the joke of the town
But when I came home that day they still called me a clown..

Still nobody loves me south of ole' alabamy and back
That's right, you guessed it, my name is bacpac......

Refrain.”

“Is this moron going to post the same crap on every thread?”

“Lets' sing it again boys.....

30 Point Buck
by: Everett P. McCoy

Sung to some ole' tymey music


Been' Huntin' these mountains for 30 years.
Never shot a deer, brought my dog to tears.

Then one day I had a change of luck
When i came across a 30 point Buck!

Refrain:
30 point buck, 30 point buck,
was so damned big I screamed HOLY F*CK!
30 point buck, 30 point buck
That poor ole SOB was sh*t out of luck.

Grabbed my rifle aimed it low
The deer looked around as if lookin' fer a dough.

I put my eye to the sight and pulled the trigger on the gun
The 30 point buck didn't have no time to run.

Refrain.

For 30 long years is was the joke of the town
But when I came home that day they still called me a clown..

Still nobody loves me south of ole' alabamy and back
That's right, you guessed it, my name is bacpac......

Refrain.”

“Evidently”

“One more time.....

30 Point Buck
by: Everett P. McCoy

Sung to some ole' tymey music


Been' Huntin' these mountains for 30 years.
Never shot a deer, brought my dog to tears.

Then one day I had a change of luck
When i came across a 30 point Buck!

Refrain:
30 point buck, 30 point buck,
was so damned big I screamed HOLY F*CK!
30 point buck, 30 point buck
That poor ole SOB was sh*t out of luck.

Grabbed my rifle aimed it low
The deer looked around as if lookin' fer a dough.

I put my eye to the sight and pulled the trigger on the gun
The 30 point buck didn't have no time to run.

Refrain.

For 30 long years is was the joke of the town
But when I came home that day they still called me a clown..

Still nobody loves me south of ole' alabamy and back
That's right, you guessed it, my name is bacpac......

Refrain.”

“Gee, what's wrong bacpac? Too much Fiber O's this morning?”

“Good Grief, the Odd Couple.”

“I got your back (excuse the pun) newgirl.”

“Encore fer ya bp..

30 Point Buck
by: Everett P. McCoy

Sung to some ole' tymey music


Been' Huntin' these mountains for 30 years.
Never shot a deer, brought my dog to tears.

Then one day I had a change of luck
When i came across a 30 point Buck!

Refrain:
30 point buck, 30 point buck,
was so damned big I screamed HOLY F*CK!
30 point buck, 30 point buck
That poor ole SOB was sh*t out of luck.

Grabbed my rifle aimed it low
The deer looked around as if lookin' fer a dough.

I put my eye to the sight and pulled the trigger on the gun
The 30 point buck didn't have no time to run.

Refrain.

For 30 long years is was the joke of the town
But when I came home that day they still called me a clown..

Still nobody loves me south of ole' alabamy and back
That's right, you guessed it, my name is bacpac......

Refrain.”

“A wino and a weirdo. I guess my apology wasn't too well received.

hehehe”

“BB, If you are going to impune me for being from the South at least get the State right.”

“What, you want to hear the club version now?

30 Point Buck
by: Everett P. McCoy

Sung Rave music


Been' Huntin' these mountains for 30 years.
Never shot a deer, brought my dog to tears.

Then one day I had a change of luck
When i came across a 30 point Buck!

Refrain:
30 point buck, 30 point buck,
was so damned big I screamed HOLY F*CK!
30 point buck, 30 point buck
That poor ole SOB was sh*t out of luck.

Grabbed my rifle aimed it low
The deer looked around as if lookin' fer a dough.

I put my eye to the sight and pulled the trigger on the gun
The 30 point buck didn't have no time to run.

Refrain.

For 30 long years is was the joke of the town
But when I came home that day they still called me a clown..

Still nobody loves me south of ole' alabamy and back
That's right, you guessed it, my name is bacpac......

Refrain.”

“I think there is a bottle of birthday wine missing.”

“Plenty of nice folks in Alabama as well as ARKANSAS. Plenty of nice folks go to deer camp. Plenty of nice folks wear backpacks. Plenty of kind people post on the TT. Hmmmmm, let's see here, what seperates all those nice folks with you, hmmmmmm, oh!

that's right, take out the words nice and kind and replace with a$$=bacpac.

All togheter now....

30 Point Buck
by: Everett P. McCoy

Sung to some ole' tymey music


Been' Huntin' these mountains for 30 years.
Never shot a deer, brought my dog to tears.

Then one day I had a change of luck
When i came across a 30 point Buck!

Refrain:
30 point buck, 30 point buck,
was so damned big I screamed HOLY F*CK!
30 point buck, 30 point buck
That poor ole SOB was sh*t out of luck.

Grabbed my rifle aimed it low
The deer looked around as if lookin' fer a dough.

I put my eye to the sight and pulled the trigger on the gun
The 30 point buck didn't have no time to run.

Refrain.

For 30 long years is was the joke of the town
But when I came home that day they still called me a clown..

Still nobody loves me south of ole' alabamy and back
That's right, you guessed it, my name is bacpac......

Refrain.”

“Maybe two bottles...”

“This is hilarious.”

“Drug free fun!”

“bacpac's last post was at 1:06, 6 minutes after his lunch time at work.... what a friggin' hippocrite!”

“

Bacpac on the trail.”

“Mighty purty mouth there boy.”

“i would pay money to see buddha bear take on bacpac in real life.

it's a trailtalk trip in the making!”

“I noticed that too, Buddha. He is caught! HeHeHe.”

“Hey rad, you'd be the announcer...

In this corner, hailing from the fine state of Ohio, with a 7-1 record coming in at 6'4" and 235# of pure muscle...... the challanger, the bear that don't care Buuuuuuuuudha Bear.

And in this corner, heralding from the backward state of Arkansas, the other challanger at 5'2", 135#, 137# with all of his teeth, the man with the mouth from down South, bacpacccccc”

“That is some good stuff, Buddha.”

“How much money?”

“I guess dumb and dumber missed the TT Time Zone thread.”

“dumb and dumber... hahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaa. so funny! And I'll do it for free, I'll just bet a bunch of money on myself.”

“I would hate to have his hangover in the morning.”

“Now i want to revive the old thread about bacpac and his toughman escapades! Bacpac, please dont ever even mutter "sorry". I enjoy you more when you are a prick. P.S. The marines SUCK!”

“LOL, My son told me the same thing.”

“So how 'bout that supreme court ruling with the golf cart....or black berets...c'mon bacpac are you gettin' soft?”

“Sunshine thinks so.”

“Well i've got to say, this is the funniest thread that i've read in the couple of years that i've been here. This is why i just have to come down to the office and see what's going on. GIVE UM HELL TT'ERS.”

“????

Soft??

I said there wasn't anything there to get hard!

I feel so misunderstood. *sigh*”

“seems to be an epidemic today.”

“Fact: the marines are a part of the Navy.”

“Well, the workout didn't make him any smarter.”

“All togheter now....

30 Point Buck
by: Everett P. McCoy

Sung to some ole' tymey music


Been' Huntin' these mountains for 30 years.
Never shot a deer, brought my dog to tears.

Then one day I had a change of luck
When i came across a 30 point Buck!

Refrain:
30 point buck, 30 point buck,
was so damned big I screamed HOLY F*CK!
30 point buck, 30 point buck
That poor ole SOB was sh*t out of luck.

Grabbed my rifle aimed it low
The deer looked around as if lookin' fer a dough.

I put my eye to the sight and pulled the trigger on the gun
The 30 point buck didn't have no time to run.

Refrain.

For 30 long years is was the joke of the town
But when I came home that day they still called me a clown..

Still nobody loves me south of ole' alabamy and back
That's right, you guessed it, my name is bacpac......

Refrain.”

“"Kiss my a$$" you say?

Mark off a spot, there, braniac... you're ALL a$$...”

“Funny thing is, i could be dumb as a rock, and still have more intelligence than Nancy (my new name for bacpac).

Clean Obi wan canoli's toilet Nancy, now!”

“In a battle of wits Buddha Bear has chosen to show up unarmed.”

“Yall are too funny!
I'm LMMFAO!!!!!!!”

“In this battle of wits Buddha doesn't need to be armed.












(I don't believe I'm doing this game)”

“lol sonrisas, Nancy is witless and d!ckless!”