The BacPac Boys

“Have ya'll heard about America's newest singing sensations, the BacPac boys?


Adolf



Joe


Slobo


Chaing

and.......



bacpac

Coming soon to a city near you!”

“man, this is going to get old, really quick.

are you drinking again?”

“Yeah. Isn't bacpac's 15 minutes almost up?”

“As you can see Adolf is no longer with the group. Maybe Buddha Bear could take his place on the skin flute.”

“ROTFLMMFAO!!!!”

“Drinking again? I don't think the lush ever stopped.”

“Chaing? Shouldn't that be his cousins Mao or Pol Pot?”

“Almost as bad as the poetry.”

“And I don't mean Bigfoot's poetry.”

“Yes, whats up with that!!!! That some purdy impressive company. No quite a dinner party but maybe lunch.

BB you ramble on like a drinker. Can you get any more ridicules or is behavior a latent attempt to sweeten your apearance for the horny Newgirl. Let me guess you're still looking for the answer.... right?”

“Boss"What did you do today?"

Buddah Bear"I put a band together."

The next P Diddy”

“What about DD? Isn't he backup vocalist?”

“Lets see here, I go to work out, and play some softball, and we have bacpac posing as some minister, so he can have an ally. Rad doesn't know what to think, he used to think bp was cool because of the outrageous posts, but now that bp is my B!TCH, he has some respect for the Bear, yet he still laughes at chilish sh!t "skin flute" mooooooooohahahahahahah, come on man, that wasn't funny. Baume, when I was drinkin' things got way outta hand with that sh!t poetry, ya got me there, no excuse.

Damn, time for bed, hey bacpac, you better get me 3 packs of smokes tommorrow, or I'll turn you over to the shemales. Get crackin' boy!”

“Working out at the bar evidently.”

“Whadafu? They quit selling Benson&Hedges Light at the bar?”