Random Thoughts

“Dont take a leak after chopping habenero's.

I can think of a few other things NOT to touch after chopping hot peppers...hmmm...maybe this belongs on the orange thread...”

“maple, baby, don't peek and life will suck less.”

“dont touch peepers after habanaros. that's just mean.”

“hyway was that an invite to peek into your pants?


wow now that is random haha”

“he should wear a kilt...makes the peeking easier.”

“if it was I would have asked you to suck more ;)

seriously, don't peek, don't care, just ignore.”

“gothcha *wink wink*”

“*wink wink* implies you aren't going to do it.

Like I said, life is what you make it.”

“Sp i thought guys wore undies under the kilts.”

“May I mamu dogface with a banana patch?”

“me-----oucH

”

“No suckie with teeth like those”

“WK - ??? That's not a girl is it?”

“why not ask the person that posted it?”

“It was WK who posted the suckie comment.”

“S.S.D.T

(same shlt different thread)”

“i luuurrrvvee mac and cheese”

“BREAKFAST BURRITOS!!!!”

“do animals have taints?”

“taint what?”

“Taint nothin' but a thang.

And look.... a pic of Phyllis Diller's husband "Fang".”

“AND.....

T-minus 32 minutes until the 45-second nature fix at the end of the "Sunday Morning" program on CBS.”

“Oh, and....

WTF is a "son of turkey"?     ROF!”

“When did Katie Couric turn into a Vulcan?”

“One Bagel To Rule Them All ----”

“Does a cup of coffee contain about 75 milligrams of caffeine?”

“Looks like it's a little more at least for drip coffee.

"By means of comparison, a 7 oz cup of coffee has the following caffeine (mg) amounts, according to Bunker and McWilliams in J. Am. Diet. 74:28-32, 1979:
7oz coffee:
Drip 115-175
Brewed 80-135
Instant 65-100
Decaf, brewed 3-4
Decaf, instant 2-3"”

“and who ever drinks a 7 oz cup any more?”

“So 75 mg would be a very SMALL cup of coffee -----   < G >”

“Time is a waste of life,
Life is a waste of time,
Stay wasted all the time and have the time of your life!”

“Were it so.”

“Insulation sure does look a lot like cotton candy”

“LMAO...hahahahahahaaaaa”

“But it don't melt in your mouth!”

“She's got that one right”

“That reminds me.... Where the heck is Hiway...”

“I just wish it didn't always involve farm animals.”

“Baaaaaaaa”

“you all are freaks of nature in my book ( a short one at that)”

“that's what she said

wait, i don't think i'm using that right”

“wait, i don't think i'm using that right”
thriftyhiker
1:30:22 PM
8/27/08


that's what HE said!”

“Kidney beans are good.”

“kidney punches are bad”

“kidney stones suck”

“I prefer pintos and habichuelas rosadas, to kidneys.”

“Kidney infections suck, too.

I prefer black beans.”

“But pintos blow up in the event of a rear end impact.”

“I like to make chili with pintos and frijoles negros........and never with ground beef.......slow cooked bottom round.

That's what I call integration.”

“Anybody who knows beans about chili, knows chili has no beans.”