No Place Like Home

“Finally, a place to call home!
Home”

“Funny!”

“This just makes me feel good all over. There is hope for humanity. Maybe everyone on TT should buy a big house and live together happily ever after.”

“I want to room with bacpac and buddha.

or maybe mel and lips.

LyndyS can make us toast for breakfast.”

“I call top bunk! And could my toast have butter and jelly please.”

“I want Pancakes!!”

“Can we go naked?”

“Dude up in the Whites I got waffles benedict.....1 waffle 2 poached eggs with a big slab of sasuage and chesse, topped with holandaise sauce mmmmmmm”

“Yo Pete
Wanna trade food bags?”

“Now I'm hungry.

and you betch'ya mel.”

“My own personal hell. One of my roommates is a redneck who wants to kick my ass and the other is a nakid chick who calls me dickless.

I will probably get grits for breakfast too, yetch.”

“Wuz just on the JMT last week & a guy was flippin multi-grain pancakes for hikers. Served w/syrup and hot tea. Under a tarp in the rain. Nice treat.”

“redneck?!?!? You know how the old addage goes "everytime someone points a finger, they have 4 pointed right back at themselves."”

“when i point a finger, it's usually pointed straight up in the air.”

“THAT is funny, you are killin me rad.”

“Like Travolta?

”

“you still have 4 pointing right back at ya!”

“sorry bonzo, but that ain't the right finger.

i'm sure you know the one. you probably see it all the time.”

“Here out back, buy the nap sack, syrup on a flap jack talking smack, sugar shack, stop talking back, bitch smack, sneaky snack, listen to a duck quack, knick knack paddy whack hiking the Adirondack, catching amberjack”

“That was pretty malicious rad, is there any reason you are trying to pick a fight with me? Just curious.”

“Not again?”

“By the way, I dig the crazy poetry, cat.”

“Me too. I wish I could do the crazy poetry thing too. I mean, life can't be too bad when you can just let that kind of thing flow.

And when I point my finger it is usually up my nose. Hey you do it too. Maybe this should be on another thread.”

“oh, chill out. i'm flipping you off, right now!

AND, i'm farting in your general direction!!”

“Is this what you mean?

”

“Is that Beretta?”

“yes!

perfect!

it even looks like his rippin' a juicy one, yo!”

“That is baretta*, and I feel very fortunate to find that pic, it's truely a work of art.

*Bartetta was also "Mickey" of "Our gang" The Little Rascals, and is currently a suspect in the murder of his wife.”

“Where is his other bird?

Maybe he killed it too.”

“I used to watch the Little Rascals when I was a kid. I always knew that little Micky was a killer. And Spanky was a used car salesman.”

“Birch and Abby and I just got home from one of the the oddest visits to a relative's home ever. There's no place like home!!!!

Tomorrow, after sleeping in our own bed, hopefully until 8am at least, we'll eat pancakes and lay about in our pjs all morning long, fighting over who's turn it is to use the computer. =)”

“I still have to endure family coming for New Years Day. But there is light at the end of the tunnel (I just hope it ain't New Jersey)”

“Hey Now! Watch it bub!”

“Sorry BS, living in Wrightstown gets ya down, huh?”

“Nah, I live in central jersey, we have parks and everything! LOL!”

“aw, forget the crack about wrightstown, I don't think anyone in their right mind would claim the place unless they just had too. All I remember about Jersey was Ft. Dix. 'nuf said.”

“EL CAJON – It wasn't the TV, VCR and DVD player hooked up to batteries in the drainage tunnel that had sheriff's Cpl. Troy DuGal shaking his head yesterday.

And it wasn't the homemade methamphetamine pipe or the improvised kitchen, complete with a pantry. It wasn't even the mirror over the bed.

It was what the homeless residents had built behind all that: a dam.

Having turned a storm drain into a two-bedroom apartment, they had erected a waist-high barrier of masonry and concrete to stop water from flowing through their makeshift home.

“It's really quite amazing to see what human ingenuity can come up with,” said county flood engineer Cid Tesoro.



http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20060204-9999-7m4encamp.html”

“When is the rainy season?”

“Someone did that here in Chicago, but was caught last winter.

A guy found a void in one of the famous bridges that span the Chicago river downtown years back. He outfitted the space with a mattress and even tapped into an electricty source nearby to run a small TV nad heater in the winter time.”

“I can sleep in my BUS when I'm homeless.....
/TIC”