Gary's Juice Bar

“Welcome to my new juice bar. Anyone ver the age of 25 is not allowed!

Here's a little info, about me, your host Gary.

I live on the east coast, but am from the west coast. I hold a government job, and manage quite a few people. I am rich and powerful, and a snappy dresser. I like young girls and airline stewradeeses. I'm married, but don't tell anyone.

From time to time, I'll lie when it suits my best interests. I'll even kill (allegedly) to cover up my fualts.

Sit down my young fine female freind, would you like some fruit punch, or Capri Sun? Have you purchased the new O-Town CD yet? I think your tatoo is slammin'. Yeah, "The Fast & The Furious" was a great movie.”

“Ummmmm, like, I'll take a wacky watermelon cool Gatorade please. You're kinda cute Gary, maybe you could dig up my body someday and we could like, go to a movie or something.”

“Oh, and if you don't mind, my freind Monica wants to cum, I mean come too. Could you bring a freind to like double with us?”

“Sure babe, I'll bring my buddy Bill. Instead of a movie, I have another freind that can set us up with tickets to a show, or play kinda thing. His name is Bob, and he's really cool. He's a wiccan and all, and loves dancing!”

“Cool, this Bob guy sounds cute. I'll call you tommorrow and let you know where I am buried, errrr I mean live. O.K.?”

“Nice, I'll be there at 6:00 sharp, and no need for directions, I know where you are. Be sure to wear something nice babe, and maybe I'll take you out for ice cream after the show!”

“Is this a "black tie" affair?”

“Does Gary Condit have a boat? If so, Chandra Levy has probably been chummed out.”

“I think it might be Tarpy who's doing the chumming.”

“I don't own a boat, but I have many freinds who could "lend" me one. Sometines I take out by buddy's boat and fish for lobster. You know those lobster traps are real heavy, and some of them are big enough to fit a whole human being in there. However, sometimes the lines snap, and that big heavy trap sinks to the bottom of the ocean, never to be seen again. Hmmmmmm, that gives me an idea.”