Where in the world is.... Chandra Levy?

“For those of you who may or may not know, I have been "missing" for almost 3 months now. I was killed by Gary Condit, but they haven't found my body yet, so I continue to haunt the planet until it is found.

This past weekend, some couple set up a tent with a queen sized mattress over my gravesite. I was mad! I did visit Gary during his "lie detector test" though. What a joke that was. They swithced the questions. For example:

During the test Gary was asked "Did you tap that airline stewardess?"
Gary said "Yes"
When they published that question in the report, it read as "If you knew anyhting about Chandra's disappearance, would you tell the police about it?" What a crock!”

“Shhhhh, I hear horses and dogs right now.”