Funny Signs

“"feckless", "unemployed welfare cheat", "purposeless", "uninteresting" and "get a life" are just a few of the phrases that suddenly spring to mind.”

“LOL! Bangher, Leever...hmm, which way to go.”

“Funny signs?........where?














tee hee hee...”

“
The Bangher/Leever intersection looked familiar... someone's been playing with PhotoShop. I wonder how many of the other signs are fakes, too.”

“Don't be silly kleetn. People can't just make up photos on the computer.”

“...i'm going to my room!
”

“I have friends who used to live on the corner of Seamen and Cumming in NYC, so I can vouch for that one being real.”

“Violin - it would have been better if it had been a real photo instead of computer generated ahh stuff”

“I know it's not nice to make fun of gay people...

But the other day, I saw a rainbow connection car..
it had a GREEN FUZZY ehem, phallic looking object stuck on the antenna (huge). And the following bumper sticker:

2 SEX EE 4 U

I almost got in a wreck trying to catch up to him to see what he looked like”

“In my hometown of Florala, AL, there is a store on a corner...

BETTY'S "BEST BANG IN TOWN"

....hehe..needless to say they sell fireworks!..And also on the way to the Sipsey..passed a strip club called the BOOBY TRAP..with a huge fibreglass sign of a set of HUGE BOOBS hanging over a bear trap..lol”

“Here we go with more boobs...”

“Hey Biz, was it Gear Slut?”

“I think so”

“LMAO!”

“heh. You're cool skully”

“Tnx!”

“skully ain't a newbie!

hasn't she been here longer than you, biz? she used to be, like, sklukiakziz... or something.”

“Actually, I think Biz arrived a bit before I did.”

“oh.

damned newbie!”

“Rad Skully's name was Super califragilisticexpialadocious!”

“LOL you guys, it wasn't that bad, was it?”

“There's a shopping center in South Jersey where the three largest tenants (with the largest signs) are Dick's, BJ's and Seaman's.”

“I was driving to Chicago along Hwy. 20 when I saw a sign that almost caused me to veer into oncoming traffic. I thought it was a joke, but did a little research and found it to be a genuine item for sale.

The sign said:

"Avoid Fecal Fingers"

It had a picture of a toilet seat with a little handle off to one side and a woman's hand holding the seat up with the handle. The products name was listed below, but I can't remember the name.

What a hoot!!”

“This is on the Richardson Highway between Delta Junction and Gakona Alaska, near Sourdough Campgrounds. This sign appears several miles after the frost heaves. (My apologies to those who saw it on another thread).

Rough Road”

“We've got a strip club in Des Moines called "The Lumber Yard" Their big add campaign includes the tidbit

"Where real men go to get wood."

I laugh every time I hear it on the radio.”

“I just made that one my desktop wallpaper, it looks great. Very appropriate for some goings on here at work. LOL.”

“the road sign, nothing to do with lumber!”

“READ THE STORY BELOW FIRST AND THEN OPEN THE LINK.

Last week I was with one of my summer interns in the lobby when a receptionist complained that her printer wasn't working. The intern horsed around with it and discovered a pen stuck inside the printer.

He started to jam his fingers down into the printer to get the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabs a piece of paper and starts scrawling on it. I left before he finished the note. About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.

This is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to.
http://www.96XP.com/pictures/image003.jpg”

“lol lol!!!

Thats some funny stuff! Good One!”

“Very funny, I liked that!”

“LMAO!!!!!!

Was that real?

Ouch!!!!!

8)”

“that's hilarious”

“Here's one I had to photograph:

http://community.webshots.com/photo/74669123/74669232gPRQgO

(cut & paste)”

“It's the poopy mobile!”

“Maybe it's justa fast bus?”