I'm out! and not from the closet either!

“hahahaha

I'm here

I ain't queer

so look out my dear

I gotta spoon

I'm gonna use it soon!

and that's Mr. Manson to you!

here Chandra, Chandra, chandra.....
mooowahahahahaha!”

“Does this mean Tarpy's out of jail?”

“Huh? Weird City!”

“What did you do with Nigel?”

“Nigel aint here

Nigel aint there

I have a spoon

I am goin to use it soon

But first I must shave all of my body hair”

“Tenn. Police Charge Man Living in Closet With Murder of Homeowner, His Lover's Husband

NASHVILLE, Tenn. Apr 12, 2005 — A man was beaten to death after catching his wife's lover living in a closet in their home, police said Tuesday. Rafael DeJesus Rocha-Perez, 35, was charged with homicide in the slaying of 44-year-old Jeffrey A. Freeman over the weekend.

"From time to time, you come across a case with very unique even bizarre circumstances," police spokesman Don Aaron said. "This one probably rates right up there with them."

Freeman's wife had allowed Rocha-Perez to live in a closet of the Freemans' four-bedroom home for about a month without her husband's knowledge, police said. On Sunday, her husband heard Rocha-Perez snoring and discovered him, authorities said.

Freeman ordered his wife to get the man out of the house while he went for a walk, authorities said. Martha Freeman told authorities that when her husband returned, Rocha-Perez confronted him with a shotgun, forced him into a bathroom and bludgeoned him.

The Freemans were co-owners of a company that does background checks for apartment rental and job applicants.
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“holy #&%!$ that's weird!”

“Reminds me I need to check the closets when I get home...”

“I heard about it this morning on local SC TV.”

“That doesn't speak well of their background check business.”

“Looks like Mr. Freeman is now Mr. Deadman!”

“Makes me wonder why my wife keeps talking about bumping out the back wall to add a walk-in closet and expand the master bath.”