Bored @ Work

“Here I am again. Bored @ work. Any suggestions out there?”

“Go over the quarterly tax reports from last qtr. right after you finish the ones from this qtr. Find out that the other sec. filed wrong last qtr. Flip out! Go outside. Take a deep breath. Go back inside and post on TT until you calm down enough to get to work on correcting and refiling.”

“Just a suggestion.”

“Gee thanks newgirl. I will get right on that. Oh wait, let me blow my head off instead!”

“I have an idea. Go climb a 14'er or something. Oh, I'm sorry, you can't. . .you're at work! HE HE HE HE

Sincerely,
Smartass”

“Ouch...
That hurts it really really hurts.
Here I am stuck in a drab little office pushing papers, and my only view of the outside world is www.pikespeakcam.com”

“Ouch...
That hurts it really really hurts.
Here I am stuck in a drab little office pushing papers, and my only view of the outside world is www.pikespeakcam.com”

“oops, that button is a little sensitive. Like me!”

“How about a 3 martini lunch? Or, well, got any interns working there? ;-)))))”

“Well I went home at lunch and took a half hour nap. Too bad I woke up so soon!”

“What do you do gecko?”

“I am the Creative Services Director for a local TV station!
Just not feeling creative today....”

“Here's another idea, you could always go for a hike. Oops. I forgot. There's that one little obstacle, you're still at work.”

“ouch! Well I could take off for an hour and walk around Garden of the Gods since it's only 5 minutes away...
Maybe I will just play hookie for a bit.”

“Okay. . .mountainchick shutting up now. No fair! No fair! You win! Uncle! Uncle!”

“Do some internet searching for your next vacation. While you are doing this, you could empty out your in & out boxes, place them under your desk & fill with warm water to soak your feet.”

“I think I will take my coffee cup for a walk. Be back in a few minutes!”

“I can see right now.. that if I ever actually MET mountainchick.. I would be somewhere between calling her a smartass and being thankful that we are sitting on top of a 14'er!”

“Respectful Fly Fisherman

A trio of fly-fishing buddies were casting on their favorite river one day. One of them managed to hook a
beautiful rainbow trout that took off on a spectacular series of leaps and runs.

During the fight, a funeral procession happened along the country road near the stream. Even with a potential
trophy on the end of his line, the angler stood up straight, put his rod by his side, and covered his heart with his
fly-fishing hat until the entire line of cars had passed.

The other two fishermen were quite impressed with this show of respect. "Dang, Jim, we had no idea you had
that kind of guy. That was a real nice thing you did."

Quickly turning his attention back to the 'bow, Jim responded, "Well, it's the least I could do. She gave me 27
good years."”

“Amen TownDawg! Woof Woof!”

“hehe.. *jealous*.. maybe I will get the chance someday to simulataneously slap that smart ass of yours and thank you copiuously for dragging my butt up to the top of wherever we meet!”

“Garden of the Gods? Go man Go!! That place is awesome, assuming it is the garden in Colorado, while your at it climb some of those routes.”

“I'm bored at work, too, and I work at home! Here's a question for the terminally bored: What color scheme does everyone have tt showing in? Me, forest, so I can camouflage from my sweetie the fact that I spend so much time here; she looks at the screen and thinks it's just another window looking out into the woods.”

“OK I am back.
Sorry but I actually did a little work. I feel like such a loser!”

“Well slap my ass and call me smart! The air is really thin here!”

“Yes Tahoe that is the Garden of the Gods in Colorado, not Illinois, or Kansas or where ever that imposter is! And yes I will climb some routes for you. After all, I am Gecko!”

“Can I take you up on that later? At least I can call you smart here!”

“Less than an hour to go...and counting down the minutes!”

“30 minutes and counting...”

“Bye bye I am out of here!”

“Know what sucks worse than work??


blowing up half the goddammed SouthWest cause you're on TT, stead of watching your nuke plant..”

“I'mmmmmmmm meeeeeeeellllltttttiiinngg.”

“nimrod - Are you a nuclear power plant operator like Biz?”

“Or, are Biz and Nimrod Admirer one-and-the-same person? Do you know Homer Simpson?”

“No, I make microwave ovens Phil”

“Thanks for clearing that up! Where are you located?”

“gecko, do you have any lost cost insurance ? :)”

“Next to the pesticide plant, across from the biological waste dump..

(I hope I never have children)”

“Next to the pesticide plant, across from the biological waste dump..

(I hope I never have children)”

“Next to the pesticide plant, across from the biological waste dump..

(I hope I never have children)”

“Next to the pesticide plant, across from the biological waste dump..

(I hope I never have children)”

“Next to the pesticide plant, across from the biological waste dump..

(I hope I never have children)”

“Next to the pesticide plant, across from the biological waste dump..

(I hope I never have children)”

“Next to the pesticide plant, across from the biological waste dump..

(I hope I never have children)”

“Next to the pesticide plant, across from the biological waste dump..

(I hope I never have children)”

“Next to the pesticide plant, across from the biological waste dump..

(I hope I never have children)”

“LOL
etc.”

“Oh my gosh! Biz is Tarpy!”

“Are you trying to tell us that you hope you never have children? Pass he merlot you nuke kuke!


;0”