Wanted: Hot Babe -w- Loose Morals

“way'll dawlin.. o'course ah gots an accent.. :)

so it's a date?..”

“but ya... lots of great places to swim around here.. come do ramsey cascades with me.. 80 foot waterfall.. nice pool.. you can bare-ass all you want.. and I will haul every piece of equipment for ya.

(and yes.. will make sure I give ya lots of good y'alls and southern charm.. )”

“That's how I got AmyG!

Kidding!”

“Tarprific! Is that you? Wonderful to see you.

Well, I'll have to think about it Towndawg. I have to admit tha the accent kills me. What is it w/ southern boys? Can any of you southern girls answer that one?”

“Babe Ruth was a red Hot baseball player who displayed Loose Morals in his private life.”

“newgirl, actually, there is no smoke at all. You can get an odor at times, but not nearly as bad as 1988, at least for now. The way the wind picked up last night, I am surprised it's not worse than it is. The East Entrance is still closed however, as is Pahaska Teepee.”

“newgirl = mntgal = troll. And you wonder why she didn't show where a TT'er might be?”

“Oh for god sake, Lizs, I am not mtngal. I have never even read a post by mtngal (I've read alot about her) and I am not a troll. I'm sorry that for some TTers I am a threat or whatever, but I assure you that I am not stinkin' mtngal.

Chief, some of the guys I work w/ are down there volunteering for that fire. So, what about Mystic? Are you going to be up there? We have to meet up so that you can vouch for how really real and really cute I am (just being silly, I'm not on an ego trip).”

“If she is mtngal, she's a lot better at disguising herself than Svetlina. They are at opposite ends of the political spectrum, nyet?
;)”

“Spirolina?”

“Hungry Tarp?”

“What is it with Southern Guyz?.. heh.. we just started earlier.. dem 13 y/os can be ridden also.. (EeeEEeeweWWwwww!! did I just say that.. oh my gosh.. )

*slaps his face*..”

“whistling theme to "Deliverence" after that last post.”

“If she ain't good enough for her brothers and cousins, towndawg, she sure ain't good enough for you, right?”

“Christ, Towndawg, that was pretty horrible.”

“I agree.. was not like me at all.. sowwies... I won't do it no more.. promise.

*puts halo over head*”

“Weird”

“Us guys from Minnesota are not at all wierd, eh. And we do not talk funny at all, eh. Ya sure, ya know?”

“Chief, I wasn't talking about Minnesotans. I like their accent too. I was refering to the baby talking that Towndawg just did. What about Mystic or even just Red Lodge or even just pizza at Pizza On The Run. I need you to testify to my existence.”

“We'll have to figure something out. I am golfing again this Saturday in a fund raiser for the local 'Meals on Wheels', but I should be able to get up to the Beartooths for a day possibly.”

“You are a golf fanatic. The day would have to be Sunday or wait until the following weekend. I have to work this Sat. I promise I'm not a mass murderer or mtngal.”

“Did lizs and Chief work that one out ahead of time?”

“mtngal I could live with, mass murderer, not.

I don't get what LyndyS is refering too. Missed something I guess.”

“lizs says she's mtngal, newgirl begs Chief to meet her to verify that she is not. Chief thanks lizs. What, too far fetched?”

“Are you saying Chief = lizs = troll?”

“I agree with lizs. It is plain to see. Everything she has discussed so far are things Mtngal used to talk about, and nothing other than what Mtngal used to talik about. Next thing you know she'll be talkin' politics.”

“No, no, no. I wish I could blame this incoherence on drinking. I'm not saying that anyone is a troll. Neverminddddd.”

“I am.”

“So LyndyS = Drinking Bear = troll?

Now I'm all confused.”

“baby talking?..”

“Newgirl, you throw fits about people making fun of your sex comments and telling us your innermost fantasies. You share these things, yet are afraid to show your face on the internet. Didn't you mother also tell you it's not a good idea to share your secrets with a bunch of strangers on the Internet? What's the difference? Please explain that to me.

It all seems awful "trollish" to me. I will give it to you, the baby thread was pretty good at sucking people in.

If you're real, you're a mess. The fact that people think you are a troll should say something, and it's not good.

Spoken as a troll who knows, Svetlina, nyet? Yes, Violin, from the opposite end of the political spectrum. LOL”

“Wow Lizs!!! MEOW! I guess everything cycles by the light of the full moon!


Newgirl --

from my perspective here's the deal. Most of us have fun with the ' i haven't gotten any in a while", "Lumberyard/cowboy fantasy", "it fun to meet some one and suck face" threads. If its fun for you to share them . . .that's your call.

HOWEVER: There will be at least three reactions from the crusty farts here:

1. Playing along and flirting.

2. Playing along and flirting, but with and edge (e.g. playing with the idea that because you have posted such fantasies/desires on the web, that you are "easy" or a webho (hey "webho", should I copyright that?)

3. THose that a) are jealous of the attention the sextalk of a 22 yr old thin potential (albeit unknown) attractive woman is getting, and b)those who think such discussions are simply inappropriate.

From my own perspective, I don't think you are "a mess" (Lizs). I think that your reaction to people toying with the webho concept is immature. You can't have it both ways. If you are going to post the stuff, people are going to react to it. Some may conclude that you are loose. YOU completely control the situation vis a vis what you post. (The whole, "you are old enough to take responsiblity for your actions" thing)”

“PS: My name is Bucky Goldstein.











Does anyone else remember the joke about the guy who meets the stunningly beuatiful nymphomanic on the airplane. SHe is irresitably attracted to a narrow subset . . . jewish cowboys.

He introduces himslef as Bucky Goldstein.

Gimme a rimshot.”

“Oh I am so jealous!!!! I am green with envy. I want a lumberjack to kiss! Why can't I have those ever so sexy hip bones that stick out so that I can get naked in the hot springs. And I am no longer 22!! I am nothing but a big prune who apparently doesn't get enough sex! I just love a man with an accent--any accent will do--but everyone around here is so boring in their speech! One of my boobs is bigger than the other--What am I going to do! That newgirl makes me so mad because she is so high on the spunk-o-meter and I could never compete! I bet she is super duper and no one will ever like me as much as they like her. Does anyone have a gun I can borrow? Nevermind, I will probably die of jealously before twilight tonight!”

“Lizs, I cant believe I agree with you. VERY well put!

Running, I am sorry you are an old prune...LOL”

“that would be " Running Girl..."”

“Any ya'll seen my chainsaw? I dun left it hid under my flannel shirt in the box a my pickem up truck ova next to dat der pile a 2x4's. (this is just a ploy to keep running girl home)”

“newgirl, speaking of carrying stuff, I found that if you're hiking with a bunch of guys and you DON'T let them carry your stuff, things get ugly later

p.s. I like accents too”

“running girl... Damn don't be so hard on yourself, I'm checking your picture out...I think your looking pretty good, y'all”

“Towndawg,
What are you surprised about? that I guy would post a thread reading WANTED- Hot Babe w loose morals

or that a girl would respond to it?

or that he would think she would respond to it?

What?

dude, just say what you mean in as few words as possible”

“Running/hyper --

You two girls fit category 3(a) exactly! Boy . . everything you said was right on the money! Thanks for the prime example!

R.G. regarding that lopsided boob thing you've got going on . . . .post a picture to bobblers.com or ratemyrack.com and we can all chime in with suggestions. Always glad to help a fellow trail talker!!!!”

“I have to say that if newgirl is a troll, Svetlina is not in the same league. But if people do not like newgirl, they could just ignore her. Some people appear to be actively, repeatedly trying to drive her away. Have you done this to other people? Do some people feel that they own this board?”

“heh heh!

hyperbirch,

lee just called you a GIRL!!!!”

“Are those claws retractable?”

“I wasn't here when mtngal was posting but she must have pissed some people off big time.”

“Biz- It does not surprise me that guys would.

It surprises me that guys think that girls would response to such a sexist and obviously crude posting.

It's the same folks that cruise the bars, thinking they are the opportunity of a lifetime for any girl who happens to have the chance to be with them.”

“As for making my point in as short of words as possible, I think that has been done when I said:

"What is it with guys that actually think some girl is /automatically/ going to respond to a post that reads like:

WANTED: Hot Babe -w- Loose Morals

I just don't get it. "”

“Finally, this thread has been a lot of fun, but let's get on with life here. We have talked this subject to death. I'm for closing this one, and finding something new to chat about.”

“But.. this is only #99.. I need two more posts don't I? Might as well stop at an even hundred.. Hey, before I forget?.. Thank you EVERYone for all the fun we have had with this one.. but.. the carcamping thread is a LOT funnier.. The pictures? I ROLLED!.”

“any hot single chicks want to chat with me?”