Wanted: Hot Babe -w- Loose Morals

“What kinda girl do you think we are?”

“Okay,
Well I get off bein' juked
With a baby octopus
And spewed upon with cream corn . . .
An' my girlfriend, she digs it
With a hot YOO-HOO bottle
While somebody's screamin':
CORKS 'N SAFETIES
PIGS 'N DONKEYS
ALICE COOPER'S GOTTA BE . . .
WHOOOAAAAAAH!”

“Holy Mac and Cheese, Flyguy, that is really a scary post. Tarpy scary.”

“From before your time, my sweet. Frank Zappa, Live @ the Filmore. Its a classic. Check it out, if you dare.
Ah, ha ha ha.”

“Newgirl....

What kinda girl do you think we are?

(a clue to flyguy's FuZzy thinking.)”

“I just had lunch at the Mall with a ex-collegue (a convinient mtg spot). Holy Cow!!!

Hot babes with looses moral, tight lycra tank tops, low riding short shorts are just my thang!!!”

“I admit, I don't listen to much Zappa. And I think I'll probably try to stay away. Doesn't seem to be my speed.”

“Glad the mall was enjoyable, lee.”

“What do you say we hop in the back of my Gremlin and get our rocks off?”

“ROTFLMAO!!! How about a Pinto?? For some really explosive action!”

“Lemme tell you 'bout the Mud Shark...”

“Just make sure it doesn't have Firestones....don't want any rubber-related accidents.”

“Thanks Dunadan! I now have to clean veggie soup off of my monitor!”

“These girls wouldn't let just anybody
Spew on their vital parts
They want a guy from a group
With a big hit single in the charts!”

“whoa! there, tilt!!!

not the MUD SHARK!!!!

you would have LED us astray, with a tale like THAT!”

“Lee, I am flattered that you think I am an attractive woman. Though you may really want to speak with your shrink about your homo-erotic issues....”

“Maybe your name turns him on!”

“Good one flyguy, but I dont swing for his team.Sorry lee”

“Here it is!”

“you drug THIS one back up?.. how come?”

“TD - see Baxter Park, Maine”

“Is this supposed to be the personals section! Where's your ads, boys?”

“my nads are right where they should be: safe and warm”

“I don't need no add-ons!”

“walkindude-I can relate about the wife situation-Love mine to death but you know if there ain't a potty-she ain't going.
Yeah she saw the picts of the cook out- had a hissy fit about the ladies being there, had to tell her that you really can't tell from the screen names who is of the female gender. She didn't go for it by the way, but she got over it.
THEN WHO CALLS THE HOUSE? you guessed it, TOWNDAWG! He is nice as he always is and proceeds to tell her how much he enjoyed meeting her on the trip! Well, that went over like a turd in the punch bowl.
Any way- I never had any luck getting girls to go to woods-”

“LMAO!!.... JoshMan.. LOL... true.. true.. I admit it..”

“ROTFLMAO!!!!”

“I had Josh's wifey confused with Mac's wifey.”

“Towndawg, next time I dare you to leave a pair of panties somewhere in his gear, then listen to his wife hit the roof.

I know a guy who did this to a friend (?) and they ended up getting divorced. She didn't believe anybody's story.”

“naw.. from the way JoshMan told me later on the phone and stuff.. his wife sounds like my wife.. best not to push the envelope too far.”

“Hey I wear the pants in my family!





She just tells me which pair.”

“BY THE WAY TD-
I doubt you will confuse them if you ever meet them....

Nuff said”

“Hey chief-
She is cool-has no sense of humor-
but she is cool.”

“Ya'll guess she might monitor this thread.
She might.”

“I thought rumor got out of the 6'3" tall, dark, handsome, hockey player I met last week. Just because he's 10 years younger than me doesn't mean I have loose morals. Questionable perhaps, but not loose! hehehe! Oh, baby! There is life beyond Trail Talk.

On a serious note, Santa is bringing me new gear for Christmas! Wooohoo!”

“Hey Sunny! Good to see ya!”

“6'3" dark Tall, and handsome... now that's what I call a present!”

“Santa, I'd like to revise my list...”

“hockey player huh - how many teeth does he have left ?”

“Towndawg, you know that Joshman's wife is probably going to search his pockets, wallet and briefcase, for the next two years! What a goof!”

“Yeah -
Glove box-sock drawer-My desk-locker at the bowling alley- the shed-
life will be a living hell!

Hey sunshine -does he have a big stick? Can he put the biscuit in the basket?”

“glad to know i am on your '*&%$##^' list.”

“Well. I wear the pants at my house,














But, she still runs the zipper.”

“yeah, I can relate to that!!”

“um...can someone explain what morels are to me? cause i thought they were mushrooms”

“I like -

Hot

Hot

Women

And

Cold

Cold

Beer.......






--Goober and The Peas--”