Wanted: Hot Babe -w- Loose Morals

“I am amazed by the guyz who will post on websites trying to convince some female hiking/backpacker to go with them somewhere, somehow.

Now don't get me wrong. I have been lucky. To be honest, so far I have had more GIRLS go hiking with me than GUYZ. (awesome, ehh?) My wife is convinced that I have some sort of outdoor orgy going on, but so far it has just been the luck of the draw.

Now back to the point of my post. What is it with guys that actually think some girl is /automatically/ going to respond to a post that reads like:

WANTED: Hot Babe -w- Loose Morals

I just don't get it.”

“I thought this was a cabana boy thread.”

“I always thought that people that post these just do it to be funny.”

“TownDawg, meet new girl.
new girl, meet TownDawg.”

“TownDawg, Don't kid yourself. I have seen more disgusting lines than that work. Women are like men. If they want to get laid they want to get laid. They don't always want excess baggage.”

“LMMFAO @ WD!!!!!”

“You are wise to ask an expert's opinion and realize the danger of online relationships. Even if you and a "Hot Babe -w- Loose Morals" have never met in the "real world," the time and emotional (and sexual) energy you're spending online with others are probably detracting from your relationship with your blow-up doll. I wonder if something is lacking in your life that you're seeking in this sordid cyberspace chit-chat -- whether that's a listening ear, sexual excitement, or emotional support.

How can you stop this behavior? One possibility is to cultivate other activities and relationships that are more acceptable to you and affirming of your values. That might include a try at a relationship with a real woman. Turn off the computer and get more involved in "real" life. Cut off all contact with these cyber-bozos, letting everyone know you've decided to concentrate on becoming a real boy, much like Pinocchio. How about hobbies, like making lime-green jello in fun shapes or perhaps sewing your own backpacking tent? You might also consider individual therapy to provide support through these changes and to help you prevent similar problems from arising in the future, Bastard(s).”

“Dr L:

That sounds like too much work. I would suggest sticking with the blow up doll.”

“I saw this same thread title a ffew days ago on another hiking message board...the one that plagiarizes ideas from here!”

“Did I stststudder”

“So, all this time you've really been Budur.”

“Dr. Laura, lets throw your legs behind your ears and talk.”

“I got a headache.”

“What happens when you put a bear in a bar with a bunch of "straight" female rugby players? I met the very subject of this thread last night T-Dawggy, and the bear got some honey!”

“There's a seat for every ass. In other words, there is a guy for every gal out there, no matter what the circumstances of them meeting.”

“heh... good reading so far.. mazing what a good title will get ya..

but you are right buddur.. which is why I ask the question.. cos i see it WAY too much on that OTHER website.”

“Was Buddha speaking in the third person, because he is the Rugby Wrangler? Wipe that scrum off your face!”

“No scrummers here, just hookers!”

“Buddha woke up from a midsummer's night's dream. At 9:30 PM Central.”

“while I am thinking about it?.. whoever plays Doctor Laura.. scary.. very scary indeed..

:)”

“That is Dr Laura. Really.”

“Well how do you meet girls that have been hiking a while?”

“I wish I could help ya there. My woman would rather chew off her foot than go hiking. Other than that, she's a great gal!”

“tucky, Smell?”

“LOL”

“I was hiking the Davis Creek trail and at the other end, where I turn around, I ran into a couple of femmes going to the top of slide mountain. I asked and they agreed, we had a great time. No hanky panky, but a fun time.”

“I met Hanky and Panky in Banff, last year. I think they were Dutch girls and quite a pair. They were on their way, to swim in Lake Louise, with the Canadian Wrestling Team.

As for myself, I am neither a wrestler, nor stupid enough to swim in that frigid lake. So I left them to be on their way”

“I had a stripper I was chatting to one night.. she claimed she was gonna go backpacking with me one time.. which woulda been a hoot.. if she would have.. but naw.. never happened..”

“Strippers always talk sh!t. Just hand 'em a dollar, Tell 'em they got nice boobs and say, "NEXT".”

“Walkindude- I don't have loose morals. God, I am sick of the nastiness. I'm just younger than most of you and still interested in flirting and the occasional make-out session. You guys need to put some sparks back in your sex lives.”

“Hi Noogie! Some, I dare say, are living vicariously through your exploits! We're just teasing! Lighten up!”

“What's up newgirl! I too am still intersted in flirting and the occasional make-out session, as well as many others, so don't worry about the rest.”

“Welcome back newgirl, how was your trip?”

“My trip totally sucked! The whole thing went down the tubes about 5 seconds after I met up w/ my friends. Two of the girls couldn't go, so we thought that the other two of us might at least do some car camping w/ day hike stuff. Then her cat of 7 yrs. got hit and killed by a car. I'm not an animal lover/ pet person, but it was a very big ordeal for her. It was a "death in the family" type situation, so we just drank all weekend and took a short trip to Boulder Hotsprings on the western side of the state. You get to do some of the hotspring stuff there in the nude, so that was kinda' fun.”

“newgirl

So let me see if I've got this straight.

You're tired of us making fun of your "Morals" and yet you post about public nudity saving the weekend?

My Sex Life is on fire, or maybe that's the crabs ”

“I guess I don't think that certain types of public nudity equal loose morals. I don't think that stripping down in front of who ever and streaking is okay. I don't think going to the grocery in the nude is okay, but if you are at a beach or a spa or a hot spring and w/ consenting adults, what is morally wrong?

The whole thing comes down to what I think are good morals and what you think are good morals.”

“I think your morals are boring and mine are crazy fun. You probably think I am a sinner headed straight for hell and that you are on the path of the righteous. Either way, I got to hang out naked in some warm water this weekend and that made up (a little bit) for not getting to go to Mystic Lake (where I would have tried to take at least one nude plunge anyway, I would probably get hypothermia up there, though).”

“Morals are "personal" rules of conduct. Mores are what society forces on us. There is truly no right or wrong.”

“I agree newgirl. Several others here have done the nude hot springs thing and there was even a thread some months ago from a woman (forget who) who did it for the first time. And I don't think being nude in hot springs up in the mountains in public nudity.

Pubic nudity perhaps, but not public.

HaaaaaarrrrHAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRhaaarrr!”

“You are pretty funny there Steve. When am I going to get an e-mail? Glad that you saw the light SlapMyAss, my "personal" rules are just different.”

“to quote Chris Farley " its time to pay the fiddler whore!"”

“Steve, that was mtngal.

newgirl, no wonder I didn't see you in Red Lodge, or Mystic Lake. You weren't there.

Sure wish I would have known about that hot spring thing though. Buummmmaaaa”

“Sorry to bum you out Cheify-poo. I would have rather gone to Mystic. How was it up there?”

“Nekkid chicks rule!”

“newgirl -- *laughing this morning*.. hey.. if you can ever GET to middle/east Tennessee, I will carry YOUR entire share of equipment just to have the fun of actually seeing ya on the trail..”

“Newgirl, sounds like you really know how to hike.

Forget all who oppose you. As Robin Williams said, "joke 'em if they can't take a phuck."”

“nudegirl

I truly find no "issues" with public nudity. Hot Springs are not considered by me to be public anyway. I just like busting your balls. Ummm, never mind.”

“Weeelllll, I never actually made it either. I stayed in Cody and golfed all week. Except Thursday, then I had some guys over and we played nine-ball.”

“Towndawg, do you have an accent? I would love for you to carry all my stuff, especially if you have an accent. Are there any hotsprings or lakes to jump bare assed into?”

“Chief, what's up w/ the fire sit. at the entrance to the park? Is Cody all smoked out?”