Take your shots

“I am taking a day off work tommorrow.

My original plans fell through. I wanna party with the 'do_nothing_brigade'.

Some one-on-one with the mental midgets.”

“I understand that formulating a cohesive opinion is difficult, but please adhere to the following format:

I am a liberal:

I am not a liberal:”

“Who is the do_nothing_brigade”

“I say go to work anyway, and say you took the time off, but planned to come in so that you could give time back to the company, the good worker that you are.”

“Have fun on ya day off.”

“My CEO is lucky to have me working for him. He appreciates me so it is all good.

I would hate to have a job that sucked.”

“bacpac, are you lookin for others to play with tomorrow, because the kids are all scared of you.”

“bacpac, are lookin' for someone to play with tomorrow, 'cause if you iz, the others kids are skert of you.”

“bacpac, are you lookin' for others to play with tomorrow, 'cause iffin you iz, they are all skert of you.”

“I'm so skert, I tripple posted!”

“I ain't skert.”

“lipstick, I got your address, phone number and email. When your divorce is final, lets hook up. Until then just think of me as a piece of meat, too tough to swallow.”

“LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!”

“If your a peace of meat, consider me a bone”

“This thread is taking a physical toll on me.”

“Oh gee, and I tried not to make eye contact. Bac pac, I don't eat meat, I'll have to think of you as a prick ly pear.

Now, remember, you said that the people here had no sense of humor. *Run*duck* and *cover*.”

“Holy pick up lines Batman!”

“bacpac, I am leading an excursion to find Chandra Levy at Mohican National Park in Ohio. Please bring your brush (2 oz.) to dust for finger prints.”