The Pointless Accusations of Evil Game

“Online debates are much more fun if you play them for points. Here is a game I think we can all participate in: Pointless Accusations of Evil.

To play this game, you must spend enough time observing your online opponent(s) to identify some group they are associated with, such as Christians, Wiccans, environmentalists, or scientists. Or--even better--identify some opinion of theirs that you can link in some fashion to some opinion held by somebody in Nazi Germany. Then, make a post of the general form "You are evil, because you are (Christian, Wiccan, Nazi) and when they were in charge, (some horrible thing) happened. Points are awarded by the following system:

0 points for the post (base)
+1 point for mentioning death camps
+1 point for mentioning torture
+1 point for mentioning a specific official of the evil group by name, except,
+0.5 point for mentioning Hitler (I mean, he believed in everything--that's too easy)
+1 for mentioning witchburning, witchhunting, McCarthyism, or "the burning times."
+1 point for mentioning the Trilateral Commission, the Illuminati, the CIA, the KGB, or any other conspiracy-related groups.
+1 point if you can fit in the Martin Niemoeller quote:

"In Germany they came first for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up."

+1 for using the term fascist
+1 for mentioning the Klu Klux Klan
+1 for insisting that your opponents are liberal scum
+1 for insisting that your opponents are conservative scum
+1 for any use of the term neo-*
+5 for demanding your critics leave the site.

Play continues until the flames have completely driven off the regular posters.

Originated by Mark Morgan after musing on Godwin's Law”

“Mind if I borrow that for a minute... ?

*GRIN*”

“violin,

it is sheer torture to have to put up with your damned images all day long. it's like an "image source death camp". you are like the aleister crowley of the net, pandering your wares of evil to any who must trudge through them. i can't wait until the CIA picks up on your image theft.

i know that many others are irritated by it, too, yet they stand by and watch you torture the world. i will not take it, though. like martin niemoeller said, "In Germany they came first for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up."

i'm sick of you neo-fascist html groupies. i know you'll be out to lynch me like the Klu Klux Klan. i don't care if the liberal scum whine about being repressed by the big bad server company or the conservative scum whine about free speech, i demand that you leave this site.”

“Violin; you neo-fascist, Chairman Mao lovin', liberal scum! Take your CIA sponsored, facist death camp/ witch torturing KKK propaganda somewhere else.

It's conservative scum like you that remind me of what my old bud Martin used to say; "In Germany they came first for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up."

Now get off my web site!”

“what do i win?”

“drat; rad beat me to the punch line by twenty seconds and did it better too. You fascist liberal scum, you musta had help from the CIA.”

“you communist, KGB mole!

i demand that you pack up your white sheets and hit the road!”

“Too much info and too much time to respond...All youn'z have waaaaaay to much time on yer hands!”

“woman beater!”

“And the Council on Foreign Relations and the Bilderbergers... and the Ghost of John Birch, LOL”

“It's a self scoring game - you have to post your scores at the bottom.

No cheating! - Big Brother is watching!”

“you will do anything to take me down, you witchhunter!

oops.

16”

“Hey Buddur; it's summer we're backpackers... We got plenty of extra time on our hands. Give it a couple of months and we'll actually have stuff to talk about.

Now shut up you homosexual-pedophile. *snicker* bacpac would be proud.”

“yeah, you neo-pansy!

we'll get the illuminati on ya!”

“Radagast, you scabie infested neolightweight packing dirtbag. Your constant Marxist ramblings contribute nothing but pain, the kind of pain felt when someone is drawn and quartered, dipped in boiling oil, and then stoned whilst on the rack. Furthermore, your sense of humor is about as funny as Hitler's stand up routine at Dachau. Only David Duke, and some of the morons on the Warren Commission would laugh. As my old buddy Martin Niemoeller once said: ""In Germany they came first for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up." Now shut your facsist hole and as Dr. Laura would say "Go take on the day", just do it elsewhere!”

“16.5?”

“yadda, yadda, yadda”

“is that a compliment?”

“BTW - I was hoping to get extra points for "scabie infested neolightweight packing dirtbag" because it was backpacking related.”

“I think so, except for the Dr. Laura part.”

“well, you're NOT buddhist!

do i get a point for that?”

“"fascism is highly underrated"

-bacpac”

“ask violin, but I think that's 1/2 a point.”

“You all have WaaaaaY too much time on yo hands!”

“This is pretty boring.”

“do I get any points for calling someone a $not$uckinga$$holetonguer”

“Fu_cken Word Nazi kept me from actually saying what I wanted!”

“All of you are witless pawns of the Rosecrucians.

And remember, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.”

“"Start the Inquisition" "inquisition" "inquisition"....”

“"Start the Inquisition" "inquisition" "inquisition"....


Who do we rack up first?”

“What's a Wiccan?”

“One who practices witchcraft, and other spells of the night.”

“OK. I'd never heard that word before. I guess that shows ya how much I know about that subject.
So ya gotta be Christian, Wiccan, or Nazi. I recon I'm just a dude. Can we add dude to the list?”

“All Trail Talk regulars are neo-fascists, and liberal scum. I demand every one of you leave this site immediately!

Every post on this entire board is an attempt to convert children to your pro-gun, ANWR drilling, PETA Wiccan horror show agenda, which you were taught by the torturing communist The North Face lovers, who were the very same Stalinists that ran the death camps in Prague. What once passed for closet hippy mentality is now simply nothing more than a return to ?the burning times?, or even more closely mirroring the McCarthy-esque witchhunts which were responsible for burning more witches than even witchburning.

Which brings me to this quote by Martin Niemoeller: "In Germany they came first for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up"

Anyone who would argue with this post is a bear-loving, cell phone carrying, lightweight backpacking troll, obviously dedicated to Mussolini, or possibly a car camper, dedicated to the strange writings of Richard Simmons, one of the ten most evil people to ever merge the KKK with Weight Watchers, another truly evil organization. It's conservative liberals like you that are causing America to return to the days of Trilateral Commision's perverted unleashed dog activist liberal dogma. And don't forget the Backpacker magazine! It's those transsexual liberal fascist conservatives that caused a nekkid Pee-Wee Herman and an obviouly stoned Gilligan to get loose on the trail, leaving only the CIA to protect us and our hot springs.

Eleventy gazillion points”

“no soup for you!”

“ROTFLMFMAO!
Everybody here at work wants to know why I can't breathe!”

“Damn, he played the Richard Simmons card.”