Spunk-O-Meter

“Man, this thread REALLY turn me on!!!”

“LOL @ roseymonster

Glad you got that off your chest OmaHiker;-)”

“It appears this thread has done all it can do for this subject. Therefore I officially declare this thread dead.”

“Her first post was asking about where was a good weekend place to go hike, in Montana.”

“What a troll.”

“Thanks Chief. Sorry, I broke the newbie protocol, Lizs. Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.”

“Hey Chief, quit posting on a dead thread! LOL”

“Didn't any one like my joke?

Oh woe is me! I think I'll go start a whining thread because no one thought my joke was funny. ;-)”

“No whining allowed Pamster. It is probably in the rule handbook. Ask Lizs for a copy.”

“Her first thread was about hiking with a baby. Trails in Montana was later. The other 50 - 60 have all been trolling.”

“Don't sweat it, Pamster. Hang in there. email me if you want to know another, more friendly joke swapping site.”

“OmaHiker, at least you got it;-)”

“Dunadan, what the hell are you doing?”

“Here ya go Pammy

(Hope you have speakers)”

“Lee is right on point. Newgirl, who is 22, slim, and says what's on her mind, has rattled some others' sexual insecurities.

Newgirl, just keep being yourself and don't pay attention to the attacks.

By the way, how have things worked out with that guy who gave you the steamy smooch? Has the long drought ended?”

“One tip though noogie: Post a pic of yer cute self!

It can be a very neutral pic that doesn't give away your town and you don't have to reveal your real name. Most all of have posted our pics on Phil's Photo Page

I guarantee once you post a pic most of the "mtngal" talk will go away and you'll be accepted as a TT regular. I say most because some will not be convinced you're real until one of us meets you.”

“Buame, why do you keep posting to this thread? Aren't you sick of my "trolling."”

“Hey! Phil took down MtnGal's picture. Boy, is Ice Tea gonna be disappointed when he gets home.”

“A teenager with seemingly unlimited internet access? I doubt he'll miss it.”

“Lee, well you figured me out. I MUST agree with Joy since she posts here. And as a Christian I find sex so unclean,I mean our daughter came gift wrapped from the hospital. I would never soil my wife with physical contact. To quote Chuck D "NIGGA PLEASE!"... Newgirl can talk about sex all she wants. And people who want to can call her "webho"(TM) too. I just gotta laugh when she posts threads about riding a wild pony she has never met.Then being hurt when people mock her. This is the friggin internet countless people read this drivel. Would she go into a diner and talk about personal stuff like that with strangers? I doubt it...webho pure and simple.”

“Liz, you are absolutely right about men thinking it's a cat fight cause it's what they want to think.

How could anyone be jealous of newgirl? We don't even have a pic of her, and we never will.”

“Some people take this whole internet thing way too seriously.

I tend to register posts from (a) People I've met (b) People who have a track record of opinion across a variety of subjects.

If a person only posts about sex all the time, they aren't a real person in my mind and I pretty much ignore them.”

“That's the thing. I don't only post about sex. And LH is right. How can anyone be jealous. I am not posting pics. Hyper, I would talk about that stuff in a diner w/ people I knew on some level. I know you guys on some level, whatever you present here, so I felt comfortable posting it. If you have never imagined gettin' it on w/ someone you didn't know, but thought was gorgeous, you are one of the stranger men I know of. People think about this stuff, I just post it.”

“what is this "spunk-o-meter" for?

is it going to measure the wad i just blew on it?”

“newgirl, face it you have two themes. Sex and Nobody Loves me.

Hmmm.... sex without love. What was your childhood like?”

“Newgirl, having an urge and posting that same urge in a forum where countless people (who DONT know you) can read it is different than chatting with friends. There are lots of us who post regularly,and countless more who lurk. There is such a thing as modesty, a thing from the past perhaps.”

“Bacpac, Damn dude your sword is sharp tonite!”

“Dammit. Hyperpacker has censored me. Out of devotion to him I have curbed my post.

What the hell is to be the expected reaction to your spunky threads besides annoyance and Radagast blowing wads?

Newgirl what do you honestly expect from posts like the "lumberyard cowboy" one? Do you think we should all congratulate you on your horniness or perhaps chime in with our own personal fantasies?! Not that I actualy have the ability to get horny because I'm a stogey Christian; I just lay real still and hope Hyper gets it done with FAST once every eight weeks. PLEASE! Stop the whining!!!! There's alot to be said for leaving something to the imagination. Subtle inuendos are excellent.

I don't buy the jealousy bit. Being an average TTer, I belive that most, like myself, are just annoyed at the repetition of your "spunky" posts. What else is going on in your life?”

“Joy, How do you feel about Arabs? Palestinians specifically? A little trip to the Holy Land?

I mean if Hyper isn't getting the job done...”

“The above post was a cheap shot for comedic purposes only. I respect the bonds of matimony and would not have intercourse with a married woman.

Gimme a call after you dump him.”

“hee hee.

joy said 'wads'.”

“I always liked a man in a purty head scarf.

Boobies, weiner, nuggets, ta-tas, heiney....try to keep the mouse clean Raddy, nothing worse than a sticky mouse.:o)”

“Ok Ok!! I tried to read this thread and I just couldn't stomach it.

So here is my conspriacy theory...

bacpac, who loves, admires and adores me, a single mother of three, realizes the impossiblity of a serious relationship due to our political differences has taken the identity of newgirl (trolling) in order to live out his fantasies of backpacking with sunshine.

Lets see... that covers trolling, jealousy, sex, politics... ooops! I missed religion. I'm sorry. I'll try to do better next time.

running girl, I caught the jist of your jealousy post and share your sentiments. 'Cause, if I was gonna be jealous of anyone, it would be AmyG and I love that gal.”

“The ladies love the bad boys.”

“It's threads like these that keep me coming back. Bacpac, tarpy (my favorite), violin, Rad, etc. etc. are to friggen funny to stay away”

“The gentlemen love the bad boys.”

“Sunshine, say it isn't so!!! Newgirl is bacpac? (Leaning far over and upchucking years of
cookies)”

“Wipe your chin steve. bacpac has a job, nuff said.”

“Steve, there is no way that I am bacpac or bacpac is me. We are polar opposites. The only thing I find remotely interesting about bacpac is the arafat doo rag.

The main thing here is that you guys keep posting to this thread. You claim that you are sick of my spunky self, but you keep coming back, reading what is posted and then posting snotty comments back. I ain't whinin' anymore, I'll just be myself. So what are you guys complaining about? I know, I know . . . not everyone is just exactly like you. I express myself differently, I express my sexuality differently. That can be uncomfortable.”

“YYYYYAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNNN....”

“Some dood wanted me to take a pic of him and his freinds at a concert last week. When he handed me his camera and I ut it too my eye it smelled like spunk. Yuk!

Oops...I meant stank!”