Peter-O-Meter

“this is what all of the fighting is REALLY about.”

“6”

“that's all?”

“My pecker is one dollar long.”

“when i use the men's room, i always go for the lower, youth urinal.

i hate getting the tip wet.”

“You pecker is one long dong.”

“Oh my gawd . . . very funny!”

“see, newgirl.

THIS is how to degenerate a thread!”

“raddy, all you have to do is post and it's instant degeneration;-)”

“Gee Rad, how could anyone stoop so low??”

“LMAO at rad and PedXing!”

“i'm gonna have to work on this one, i'll be back in a while.”

“Deep, too...”

“SIR Peter-O-Meter”

“A short attention span, too?”

“Maybe we should vote for newgirl as the official peter-o-meter checker. Pull it out fellas.”

“Is it ok if I use metric, here?”

“no, feet only.”

“Good, I have big feet.”

“Thanks for suggesting me, LH. I don't really want the job though.”

“Come on newgirl, you are single and looking for......someone nice. What better place to start. It's not like I'm asking you to hold their jewels, and tell them to cough.”

“You'll love it!
It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47”

“LH, you are hilarious. Would you want this job?”

“If I were single, I'd volunteer!”

“If I were single, I would volunteer for it!”

“i can see you're very enthusiastic about it, too, LH...hehe ;-)”

“;-) ;-) are you female lyra, cause I'd be happy to share the job?”

“hahaha! female i yam...but i've got my work cut out for me, 'cause Tarpy's gear is so dope... ;);)”

“lyra, would you care to share any info on herself, age? what state you live in? or anything else. People that log on usually add comments about themselves to it.”

“She's from Va, near to D.C.”

“If you hadn't been so busy smoking your hemp gear, you wouldn't have missed that she is Tarpy's girlfriend, lives in Virginia near DC, and is young enough to be refused alchohol without ID.
;)”

“I totally missed that. Tarpy's girlfriend? Well, isn't that interesting.”

“And she smells bad.”

“LOL! you guys are nuts :) okay, i'm 22, and...what Violin said.”

“AND, i only smell bad occasionally! humph! ;-)”

“so, flyguy, LH, Violin...what do you guys do for a living, besides con people into paying you while you post on here, like me?”

“I'm a grip for an adult feature film studio.”

“lyra, nice to meet you. I'm a housewife, and I watch an African Grey Parrot all day, that's my job.”

“HA, flyguy :) very apropo...

nice to meet you, LH...sounds like you've got a nice set-up! where do i apply?

as for myself, i'm an assistant editor (snore!) and i'm trying to get a new job (read: sitting on my ass and applying online to jobs on Monster.com). preferably one that pays for school so that i can get a Ph.D. in English, yay! :-)”

“HEY, I GOT CARDED FOR BUYING BEER AT THE GROCERY STORE THE OTHER DAY. PRAISE THE LORD!!”

“Lyra, you and I apparently have the same job. Cool! We are also the same age. Watch out, some (not all, but some) of the older people get grumpy about that.”

“Let's just say I have a large collection of name tags and hair nets and leave it at that.”

“do you like your job, newgirl? i don't...i apparently am not "detail oriented" which is apparently necessary for "editing" or something... ;)

hmm...i've been thinking entirely too long of something funny to say to that, Violin...i give up... :-D i need a beer or 6.”

“Umm, would you like fries with that?”

“hehehe! :-) speaking of which, i think fries should come with everything. fries should even come with fries...”

“Could I interest you in a hot apple pie?”

“I want mine supersized.

Liz, did you where you're cheerleader uniform when you bought the beer?”

“I will take the gentlemans approach and stick up for the younger women(I am 34 and my wife is 23). She keeps me feeling young and I am the brakes when she gets to excited about things.
P.S. We just got married today!”

“Another one bites the dust!

*SMILES*”

“Good for you hippie. Be young, have fun, drink Pepsi.”