Peter-O-Meter

“Lyra, I love my job. This is mostly what I do. Post. It is very, very slow paced. I do random seceratarial (I know that was sp. wrong) duties on the side.”

“SIR Peter-O-Meter

what LIzs said”

“flyguy is a grip for porno films? That sounds kinda spunky.

Remind me to never shake this guys hand.”

“Lyra, Fries do come with fries at Burger King! I took my son and his friends there and if you order a whopper you get free fries. And if you order a combo (already comes with fries) you get free fries! So...even though we were trying to explain that we already GOT fries, they insisted. So, your world is getting better and better, you can get fries with fries at BK. By the way...Did you read White Oleander? How about Bastard Out of Carolina? What else have you read since House of Sand and Fog? What made you change your name?”

“OOOPS! That last post was from me, Running Girl.”

“How did I get hoodwinked into confessing my demencia, I mean dimensions. Should we start a new page at Phil's?

I don't want you girls to argue over who gets to be the judge. The more Judges the better. Just be generous with the rulings.”

“Why is bacpac allowed to post out right filth, but newgirl gets her head bit off?”

“I stand on a nude beach like a tripod!”

“Stand up straight and get your head out of the sand.”

“Yuck, Buddur. The tripod ref. makes it weird.”

“So Lyra is working as an assistant editor and on getting her Ph.D. And newgirl is at a lumberyard and isn't sure how to spell secretarial. THAT'S the same JOB?? Lyra, do you, too, fantasize over lumberyard cowboys with accents?? Course, you got your own drugstore cowboy. Yeee haw!! :-) LOL!”

“And Sir Pete, sorry to steal your thunder. That just came to me right away. LOL!!”

“Peter: To diminish gradually and come to an end; to become exhausted.

...like this thread!”

“hey yous guys :) happy monday...

my job is really slow-paced, too, newgirl...but today i actually have some work to do, which is why i'm a little slow on the uptake.

hey, running girl...i haven't read any of those yet...i am afraid of going back to the library because i have so many overdue fines ;) the next thing i want to read, speaking of Houses, is *House of Leaves* which is by the singer Poe's brother, who does the male voice in "Hey Pretty." he's a poet... besides that, i finished the His Dark Materials trilogy, and the heroine's name in that is Lyra. before i finished the last one, i just wanted to post under a different name, so i chose that one. imagine my surprise when i finished the book and saw what became of Lyra...i'm her in more ways than one! it's so creepy and cool when books match up with your life...
what about you, what've you read that's struck your fancy?”

“hehe, Lizs...very nice ;) a girl can still dream, can't she?

oh, by the way...i think i realized what i did wrong when i tried to buy that beer! i really shouldn't hike in my cheerleading uniform anymore...”

“LOL, lyra. THEY ALL LEARN!! hehehheee”

“i can't imagine why anyone would refer to you wearing a cheerleading uniform unless--horrors!--you were actually a cheerleader... (jk ;)”

“Cheerleading uniform, you lucky &^$#@$# Tarpy!”

“and lucky me! he was wearing one, too...moooooaahahaaha!!”

“Well, Well, Tilt, how lovely to see you made it over here..I figured y'all would come to your senses eventually..lol

Sir Pete, you blew it dude, you forgot your sister's birthday - DUH!!

Hippie, congrats on the union, wish you and your bride all the best.

I know what you mean about the young ones (27 is a nice age)..I prefer them myself, before they've developed all their bad habits....”

“what birthday?”

“Do you two have to discuss family matters in the Peter-O-Meter thread?

What is up with that?”

“that's just sick, man.”

“When y'all are done with the bag night thread, perhaps you'll want to post on here?”

“Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them.
> > > >
The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a
son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.
> > > >
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
> > > >
The birch says, "Woodpecker,you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
> > > >
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
> > > >
He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
> > > >
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!"

How's that, Violin?”

“What a funny thread. What a funny joke Chili. Working at a sawmill, we like to tell alot of "wood" jokes! LOL!”

“ahhh, the memories

Where's Peter now? & Paul...and Mary”

“'I love my job, I do random secretionarial duties on the side'

huh?”

“1 league.”

“

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

By Damian Grammaticus
BBC News, Delhi

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
The study found that more than half of the men measured had #&%!$es that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their #&%!$es measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have #&%!$es which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm”

“Start handing out finger cots...”

“Operator: Thank you for calling Dell services how may I be helping you?

Caller: Um yeah, I am calling today on behalf of the American ENHANCEMENT society. WOld you like to see increase pleasure, greater power and the ability to have a bulge in your speedo?”

“I read somewhere the other day, dont remember where about spray on condoms, which have the advantage of always fitting right.”

“The Goat scooped this several days ago. Of course he also referenced a story about idiots injecting grease and oils into their weenies to make them bigger and wider, including particular dumba$$ that used a high pressure grease gun to do so.”