My Gear is So Old

“Hey, folks, this will make a total of two threads I've originated.
This is where we talk about how old our gear is, and how we don't need any new gear. "My gear is so old, I had to beat up a caveman to get it!" Also acceptable is "My ass is so big from not using my gear that it has its own zip code!"
Last thing I purchased, besides a pocket knife, was an external frame Kelty eight years ago, and I still use it!”

“hee hee hee!”

“My gear so old dat it has its own stank ass stankyness to it!

YO!”

“Actually my gear be so new dat it still got da tags on it!”

“My gear is so old, Fred Flinstone puts it down.”

“My gear is so old... it has little pictures of Boy Scouts on it. (true)”

“All I use is spankin new TNF, I use it once and throw it away! Otherwise the color fades and ain't no animal gunna see me in faded safety yellow, beeeyaaatch!”

“Some of my gear is so old, it's Army Green.”

“Tarp, you are too funny.”

“oh, is that what you do, huh, Tarpy?? use them and lose them? i want my mommy! ;-P hahhahaha...”

“My gear is so old, it's made outta bronze.

My gear is so old, the Smithsonian wants to display it.

My hear is so old, it's got chew marks from a wooly mammoth.”

“My gear is so old, it's made outta bronze.

My gear is so old, the Smithsonian wants to display it.

My gear is so old, it's got chew marks from a wooly mammoth.”

“I bet most of you are too young to remember the day's when you had to hang your food in dinosaur bags. (I've still got mine).”

“My gear is so old, the care label looks like this:

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“You know that Iceman that they found on the glacier. He was my hiking buddy. We got separated and I haven't seen him since.”

“My gear is so old that I bought it at John Muir's garage sale!”

“My gear is so old, I once let Javaman borrow it.”

“my gear is so old and dope, that after God made it, he rested on that seventh day.”

“I got the latest and the greatest, because...

...well you figure it out.”